Out of towner planning visit next year and looking for brothel reviews

Greetings, gentlemen.
First time poster here.
I am planning a work-related visit next year, probably in July, to Brisbane. I would be most grateful if you could advise me on the local brothels. I see quite a few online, all claiming to be the best, but can’t find any solid, impartial and detailed reviews from experienced men.
I’m hoping to find good quality service from an Australian of European descent, preferably blonde or redhead with a tight body and enhanced breasts, 30 or preferably, younger.
The websites also don’t specify what constitutes standard service and what is extra, and I’d love some more information.
I have noticed most posts on this forum are escort-related, but it’s the closest thing I’ve found to what I’m looking for. If this is off topic, I would very much appreciate a link to a more proper discussion forum.
Thank you very much in advance.
Jack

forget brothels waste of money. support a local lady, private lady. its quiter, more relaxating. brisbane locanto have lots of ladies on there depending on what u want of cause. look in the courier mail, local papers as well.

There are a number of reviews on Punters Planet good friend, but a lot can change in the next 15 months before this anticipated venture to the great north.

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Originally Posted by jd player

forget brothels waste of money. support a local lady, private lady. its quiter, more relaxating. brisbane locanto have lots of ladies on there depending on what u want of cause. look in the courier mail, local papers as well.

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Well, I’ve two reasons:
1) I’ll be on a tight schedule and will probably only have small windows of opportunity in the evenings after my business meetings are done. I’ll be visiting primarily for work, rather than pleasure. I figured it’d be easier to go to a brothel with a good selection to find what I like, than to try to find someone in the classifieds and be able to book her, when I need her (probably last minute), without paying a premium. Assuming she even shows up, since I would be a first timer (it’s asking a lot—she might even be weary of danger having not met me, and me having all these demands). A brothel with a good reputation and selection just seems easier.
2) I only tried an escort before, and the experience wasn’t great. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t great. I called one girl, she sent her friend instead. There was miscommunication on the cost of services, and she seemed nervous. Being my first time with an escort rather than in a brothel, and not knowing exactly what to expect, I was a bit nervous too, and she didn’t put me at ease. She also seemed to be looking at the clock a lot. Anyway, I still got off, but I’ve had much better experiences at brothels and red light districts. I kind of know what to expect there, what’s on the menu, and the price list for extras up front. I also feel safer, knowing someone isn’t going to break in the door and rob me (I’ve heard this happens sometimes—you can get conned). Plus, brothels normally have their WLs tested for STIs regularly, and there is no such guarantee from a private lady. I’m not trying to put anyone down, these are just my fears.

Thank you for your reply.

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Originally Posted by PinayPounder

There are a number of reviews on Punters Planet good friend, but a lot can change in the next 15 months before this anticipated venture to the great north.

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Thank you for the info. I have joined Punters Planet and will look around.
You are quite right, and now it’s looking more like my trip will be in 2 years. But just the same, I like to do my research and plan ahead.

July 2023?
No point making recommendations now. Try again in June 2023.
If you are looking for caucasians, then pickings may be slim. The Viper Room looks good on paper, but the fact there arent many field reports indicate the actual differs from the pictures.

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I think by the time you get here none of our suggestions may be relevant…

Gotta say, 2 years is a long time… all the recommendations we give you will probably be not relevant by the time you get here. Most of the (very few) brothels in QLD are under financial stress; between lack of demands, rolling lockdowns, and mostly staff shortages that a few closed down permanently in the past 2 years.

By the time you get here Russia is probably invading us.

All I can tell you is from my personal experience from the past (in order of my personal ranking):

Montecito: Best selection for slim young white ladies

Platinum 175: Same as above (they are opposite each other) with a few hot east euros in the mix

Cleo’s on Nile: Main one in the city, good selections but not as good as above 2

Viper Room: Not the youngest (mostly 30+) or slimiest or prettiest ladies, but all are well-trained with great attitude.

88 on Logan: mostly staffed by inexperienced young 18-21) uni students. Mostly chubby average (“homey”) looking with bad attitude.

Rose Castle: Eclectic selection, very few Caucasian.
Mostly islanders and South East Asians, the few times I was there I mostly walked out, the times I stayed I got bitchy domineering Malaysian; but one time I got a super super hot Aussie girl (“Rose”) just turned 18 slim and looks like her first day working… very inexperienced and just lied there like a starfish, but hey she is young and hot what can I say.

Priyana Rose: No selection, only 1-2 ladies most days. But one time I got this young hot bogan-looking farm girl with great attitude told me all about the horses how many horses she has and their names….


There are other brothels that are staffed exclusively only Asians so I won’t mention them here as you are only looking for Caucasians.

Like I said, don’t know how helpful these will be in 2 years time.

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Originally Posted by Shagspear

Gotta say, 2 years is a long time… all the recommendations we give you will probably be not relevant by the time you get here. Most of the (very few) brothels in QLD are under financial stress; between lack of demands, rolling lockdowns, and mostly staff shortages that a few closed down permanently in the past 2 years.

By the time you get here Russia is probably invading us.

All I can tell you is from my personal experience from the past (in order of my personal ranking):

Montecito: Best selection for slim young white ladies

Platinum 175: Same as above (they are opposite each other) with a few hot east euros in the mix

Cleo’s on Nile: Main one in the city, good selections but not as good as above 2

Viper Room: Not the youngest (mostly 30+) or slimiest or prettiest ladies, but all are well-trained with great attitude.

88 on Logan: mostly staffed by inexperienced young 18-21) uni students. Mostly chubby average (“homey”) looking with bad attitude.

Rose Castle: Eclectic selection, very few Caucasian.
Mostly islanders and South East Asians, the few times I was there I mostly walked out, the times I stayed I got bitchy domineering Malaysian; but one time I got a super super hot Aussie girl (“Rose”) just turned 18 slim and looks like her first day working… very inexperienced and just lied there like a starfish, but hey she is young and hot what can I say.

Priyana Rose: No selection, only 1-2 ladies most days. But one time I got this young hot bogan-looking farm girl with great attitude told me all about the horses how many horses she has and their names….


There are other brothels that are staffed exclusively only Asians so I won’t mention them here as you are only looking for Caucasians.

Like I said, don’t know how helpful these will be in 2 years time.

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Thank you very much, Shagspear. This is exactly what I was looking to find. I very much appreciate the insight and your taking the time to share.
I knew nothing of the current financial problems the Brisbane brothels were experiencing, but of course it makes sense they’d be as affected by covid as restaurants.
I will make sure to check in again before my visit, but this is great as a starting point for me.

If I could impose one more question, and assuming this is the same across the board, what does standard service usually cover?

Best regards, and thank you again.

I agree when it comes looking for Caucasian girls very hard You would be lucky to find one for a start and if you did expensive and not that friendly or into it. I found one at crest mead brothel a couple of years ago when it was opened. She was very friendly from Toowoomba. Got into the sex. Pretty well. The bed was bouncing like a trampoline. And talked about Toowoomba as I am from Warwick. She was from a farm. Around Toowoomba. But brothels I have tried very rarely lately. Have been shocking Save your money and keep trying the massage shops. You will find some nice asians around. If you like a good Thai massage Thai massage shops might give you a hj I like that sometimes I have been to few good ones lately Thomas st west end One over at corinda and Elizabeth st city

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If I could impose one more question, and assuming this is the same across the board, what does standard service usually cover?

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Standard service is when you pay the madam $250 for an hour and the girl takes you to the room and give you boring sex; pretty much nothing is allowed - you can’t kiss her, you can’t DATY, you can’t kiss any part of her body, it’s pretty much dick goes into pussy and shoot.

Nowadays almost ALL the caucasian girls expect you to pay them extra - depending on the experience - as I said in the last post I got lucky one time at Rose Castle and got Rose the 18 year old on her first day and I paid for the standard service $250 and she didn’t mention anything about extra. So I go to town with her, DFK, DATY…etc etc. THIS WILL ALMOST NEVER HAPPEN NOW unless you got lucky like me.

Most girls structure their charges as per “extra” - eg. $50 for CBJ, $100 for BBBJ, $50 - $100 for DATY, $50 - $100 for DFK, $150 - $250 for Backdoor; and majority would offer “GFE” for all of the above (except Backdoor of course) in one package.

So you are looking at $250 + $250 (GFE package) = $500 an hour total. It is still better value than private escort girls as they are charging minimum $500/hr nowadays and you don’t get a selection, you don’t know if she is fake or real, and my main gripe that most private girls don’t give you fresh towels! Almost all private girls just give you the same towels that previous clients used….some didn’t even bother to put them in dryer, most just re-use the same few towels just tumble drying them as they don’t have time to wash them while servicing the clients. Brothels by comparison are much better in this regards as they are often required by law to keep it clean - and the reason why they have a “madam” as part of her job is to keep the towels and sheets clean; again every brothel is different, most brothels run by Caucasian are very very clean they wash then tumble dry all the towels and usually keep a large quantity of clean towels and sheets in each room.

https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_5...ty-Nympho.html

is this better value ?

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Originally Posted by alexchinn

https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_5...ty-Nympho.html

is this better value ?

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according to the ad she is great value 2 hours for 500 all extras included with natural and creampie and hot in photos too can't possibly be real

Everything you blokes said is spot on what you said might not be relevant in a year. Who knows what’s going to happen and you are best to try a massage shop and get hj and what extras they offer. Maybe not sex all depends then an escort or a brothel and have a bad experience. Trust me I have done it

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https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_5...ty-Nympho.html

is this better value ?

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I will bet my dollar that’s a 60 year old boiler most likely asian. You will have the fastest run (out of the door) in your life I guarantee it.

I been to too many of these I can spot one from miles away. Just a tip: anyone that offers you “natural sex” or “creampie” are either tranny or 60 year old grandmas or someone with incurable diseases (like AIDS) and is mentally PREPARED TO DIE.

Would be good to hear feedback on this. Looks real, but too good to be true and I'm not prepared to risk the money.

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I will bet my dollar that’s a 60 year old boiler most likely asian. You will have the fastest run (out of the door) in your life I guarantee it.

I been to too many of these I can spot one from miles away. Just a tip: anyone that offers you “natural sex” or “creampie” are either tranny or 60 year old grandmas or someone with incurable diseases (like AIDS) and is mentally PREPARED TO DIE.

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i think when they say they offer natural sex, they are just trying to generate interest. my friend told me he went to one once but the girl rejected the extra money for natural and did not provide it. most times, they know that if you show up, you probably won't walk away, so getting you to show up is the trick to their game.

i have been to a WL who says strictly no natural. showed up. she did what she called "an inspection", afterwhich she said natural was an option should i require it. so ....

different WL's provide different things. i suppose at the end of the day it really depends on their mood and whether or not they needed the money. the all-natural option is usually $100 on top of the regular price.

Looks like Authentic Thai Massage @ Thomas St is no more. Chain around the front door.
Had some really good times in the past damn shame.

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Looks like Authentic Thai Massage @ Thomas St is no more. Chain around the front door.
Had some really good times in the past damn shame.

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And wtf has that got to do with this thread ?? As pointless as the original post really.
Why do people continually did up old threads with useless non relevant comments ffs !!