Fire and Ice... the wrong way

I've recently discovered an unappealing 'routine' in a massage shop. It's the application of alcohol based hand sanitiser to your member, followed by a hot towel.

Not sure why on earth a ML would want to do this.. maybe it does clean well? maybe they think it lessens the chance of STD transmission?

Personally, I think a baby wipe is safe, cheap, and effective, but a shower is probably the best solution.

I was wondering if perhaps there exists a liquid product that is safe and effective for cleaning members?

(me thinks nothing of this sort prevents STDs... but maybe makes fellatio less unpleasant)

Honey is widely known for it’s antibacterial properties. Just take a jar of Capilano with you and dip it in before any extras begin.

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Originally Posted by Skip07

Honey is widely known for it’s antibacterial properties. Just take a jar of Capilano with you and dip it in before any extras begin.

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gee whiz, i look like a bear already, the honey pot is too much ;)

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Originally Posted by Dr Grafton Everest

I've recently discovered an unappealing 'routine' in a massage shop. It's the application of alcohol based hand sanitiser to your member, followed by a hot towel.

Not sure why on earth a ML would want to do this.. maybe it does clean well? maybe they think it lessens the chance of STD transmission?

Personally, I think a baby wipe is safe, cheap, and effective, but a shower is probably the best solution.

I was wondering if perhaps there exists a liquid product that is safe and effective for cleaning members?

(me thinks nothing of this sort prevents STDs... but maybe makes fellatio less unpleasant)

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I know a couple of clean freaks.
They’re awesome but the cleaning process is epic.
I’m all for safe practice……their routines should be adopted by bio-security Australia…..lol

some sex shops sell crystal sugar, like castor sugar, only pink in colour. sprinkle it on your member and during the bj, it will taste sweet and keep her going on and on.

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Originally Posted by Dr Grafton Everest

I've recently discovered an unappealing 'routine' in a massage shop. It's the application of alcohol based hand sanitiser to your member, followed by a hot towel.

Not sure why on earth a ML would want to do this.. maybe it does clean well? maybe they think it lessens the chance of STD transmission?

Personally, I think a baby wipe is safe, cheap, and effective, but a shower is probably the best solution.

I was wondering if perhaps there exists a liquid product that is safe and effective for cleaning members?

(me thinks nothing of this sort prevents STDs... but maybe makes fellatio less unpleasant)

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Or maybe some punters just have poor hygiene and their dicks smell like pasta sauce that's been left out in the sun for a couple of days. I would guess an industrial strength sanitizer of some sort would be required.

Classic….. u pay extra for that fine service

i would have thought the ML might have to give a discount for a taste of dick cheese..

I have a funny story for you. Years ago with a legendary ML ( sofia) I took along a some tiger balm to apply to a sore shoulder. Which was duly applied. Subsequently on the flip, there was still tiger balm on her hands. despite the very hot burning sensation I was still able to get there. Ha ha

Recently, I saw a girl, she's a cut above the rest in most ways however I was suprised when... she applied sanitiser to her genitals at session end then gasped and let out such a cute squeal! She seemed so pleased with herself after. We didn't discuss it. I shouldn't be discussing it here either. She's hot and you might find her unique aswell.

I have had the fire and ice of a lady having hot tea, sucking my cock then ice cubes and repeating the process... Very nice

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Originally Posted by funinqld

I have had the fire and ice of a lady having hot tea, sucking my cock then ice cubes and repeating the process... Very nice

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Yes I've had that as well, very enjoyable

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Originally Posted by Sleekgeek

Recently, I saw a girl, she's a cut above the rest in most ways however I was suprised when... she applied sanitiser to her genitals at session end then gasped and let out such a cute squeal! She seemed so pleased with herself after. We didn't discuss it. I shouldn't be discussing it here either. She's hot and you might find her unique aswell.

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hand sanitizer is actually toxic and not for internal use. if it was, doctors would already be using it

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Originally Posted by NathanA

hand sanitizer is actually toxic and not for internal use. if it was, doctors would already be using it

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i've heard of people feeling out of breath after accidentally ingesting hand sanitiser.