Now this is a Lboy report- normally I would place it in the Lboy thread but I think the highest amount of public shaming needs to be bestowed on this shop and the said Lboy Lisa.
Firstly massage was stated at $99 for 1 hour- followed by a sorry I haven't got a dollar to give you back -FFS lady who cares. Now being $99 I though prob complimentary Hj might be included so off I went. (Yes supposed I could have asked)
The "Thai massage" was announced by Lisa and what followed was just that - neither stimulating or relaxing - most of the time with a towel over me rub here, push there. 20 mins passed and she began to work around my exciting areas but no hand on cock movements just a tickling we will go. So now 30 mins passed and she said flip. Then the 2 options were given- hj or nhj. Now I'm thinking surely if I give this girl ..er um... 200 then surely things must liven up. Well stripped down she did, her cock remained flaccid the whole time and was always at a distance. She went to work on mine like a bat out of hell. After 10 mins of trying to get something for my money I said all over, red rover time for me to go.
One of the biggest rip offs that I have been partied to. So you have been warned - there's a non Lb working there too but me thinks the shop is run by Lisa who answers the texts as Roy. I suppose I should have realised any shop who advertises a $99 1 hr massage MUST be dodgy.
Report 2: went to see Candy at Aroma Thai. $50 for 45 mins. Got a decent massage for 20 mins with TT and some small tugs. Negotiated 100 for nhj. Was able to roam over her body and finish was ok.
I wouldn't say it was great but acceptable.
This year I am yet to find a provider I would rate above a 6. I've seriously thought about not mongering in Oz and jsut saving my dollars for Thai, Phil etc.
Regards
Prof
