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This?
Local residents asking what's going on with Police, Ambulance and helicopter landing...
Turns out someone has had a "medical episode" (read heart attack) in that what i know is the local massage joint, now closed for a few days.
A hundred questions go thru my mind.
Did he get to blow a load before the ambo
arrive?
Can you cum too hard and bust a blood vessel?
I wonder if the ML at least put his jocks back on?
What do the cops tell the missus?
He died in the saddle...Quote:
Originally Posted by Olddog
RIP to the fallen soldier..he’s off to the land of the never ending Punt, where the towels are always clean and FS is less than $120 all the time.
Not common but not uncommon. Happened at small shop in Revesby maybe last year. ML just thought he was asleep. Apparent heart attack. RIP 🙏Quote:
Originally Posted by Olddog
An interesting fact. Sometimes death can result in a permanent and "perfect" erection in men. It's called rigor erectus, and apparently it is most likely to happen when death comes swiftly. Here's a link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_...on?wprov=sfla1
Imagine if that happened when you're in a brothel or MP. Anyone and everyone would think you probably had the happiest ending ever!
RIP to a fellow punter. Should have had a smile on his face though.
What a way to go
Best way to go. Between the legs of a ML.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stubbies4Lyf
Aweee fallen soilder,
The French call cumming the little death
This story reminds me of another. Many years ago, there was a massage place called SPOILERS on Willoughby Road, Crows Nest.
One time I walked up the stairs to be met by the receptionist who said, “very sorry, but we have a problem now and we’re asking clients to leave and call back in a couple of hours.”
So I turned around and started walking down the stairs to leave, only to be met by two ambulance paramedics who were climbing up with a stretcher and their big bags.
Across the road there was a fish and chips shop, so I decided to walk across to have something to eat and burn time till I can go back. Within 15 minutes, I could see the stretcher coming out of the narrow door and into the waiting ambulance.
A gentleman was laid on the stretcher! Everyone around (several men) at the fish shop looked on and started clapping 👏
In those days, early-mid 1990s, most massage places had mainly Aussie (western) girls working and probably only 1 in 10 were Asian. Also, the price you paid included the girls going nude right from the start of the session and HE was standard in the price. In fact, I cannot remember any bookings that were less than an hour.