Vietnam : Hue local joint
Found myself off the beaten track outside Hue. In the tourist districts of Vietnam every second shop is a massage, spa or nail bar. Where I was it was just bike repairers, orange juice stands and rice stands. So when I saw a massage sign without any customers or shoes out front my spider sense started to tingle.
Going in the front entrance there was a lone young male smoking who was attending the shop. No massage chairs, just a few scooters parked up and a lounge chair.
Using google translate it turns out VND250,000 (A$15) is the price of a "ticket" or shop fee for the room. As I'm getting the money out my wallet he's on Zalo messaging (I assume) the girl. I pay and he takes me upstairs. It's a corridor of about 3 massage rooms to the same side, all with sliding and lockable aluminium doors. There is a toilet in their somewhere also.
Into the first room I'm instructed to remove clothes and wait. After about 10 minutes a sweet 25ish girl arrives. She does a half arsed massage for about one minute then via google translate ask if I would like to "relax" together. We negotiate extra VND700,000 ($42)
Off come her clothes to reveal a set of delicious firm d cups. She hops on the massage table also and we play around. Part of this involves her giving me a BBBJ an she had skills. But the punter's mind runs a little wild and is that the smell of urine coming from this pillow I have my head on. Well those thoughts killed the old fellow and she tries her best to fit the small sized condom she had. She gives up on that and lies down with her legs behind her ears. She was fine with bareback. By now I am starting to feel particularly dirty in this place. I suggest she just gives me another BBBJ while I stand over her.
The sexual exchanges are filled with lots of internationally recognised hand signals and facial expressions. She makes a facial gesture that she will take it in her mouth but she will spit after. Fine by me. That girl certainly knew how to handle a cock.
She cleans me up and leaves me to get dressed. As I'm out the front she's getting on her motorbike to leave so I assume she lives close by and just comes as needed.
If I was staying in the area for longer I would probably be able to find a slightly cleaner place and/or overcome by cleanliness issues. The business model is pretty simple and I'm sure the prices can be lower.
Total damage <$60 for a one session with BBBJ, CIM and bareback if you dare. WIR - Yes
