Had some time mid-week and since I was in the area booked ahead for a 45 minute session.
Booking was straightforward via SMS. Some photos were provided of the front and back entrances of the venue, and an address was sent. No further info though.
Rocked up but didn't park in the back driveway. Dogs barking at me from the neighbouring residence as I walk to the venue. Press the buzzer, fairly plain, aged ML (I am guessing late 40s) opens the door and ushers me inside to a room, asks how long - "45 minutes" - "ok $60" - grab $100 from my pocket and give it to her, then she takes me outside to "check my car"! I hadn't parked in the driveway. She asked me to not park on the street, so I shame-walked out to the car, dogs barking again, and parked in the driveway.
Not a great start - should have bailed then and there I think.
Ushered back into room, she retrieves my change as I undress.
Anyway, massage was pretty average, quite light. Attempts at conversation were truncated due to language barrier.
On flip she asks if I want hand job. "Yes please" ($50). Escalates to nude. "Yes" ($50). Escalates to blow job. "No thanks". Body slide? "OK" ($30).
Body slide .... negligible and clinical. Literally 30 seconds of kneeling over my chest rubbing her breasts on my chest, then another 30 seconds over my thighs.
Hand job ... clinical, had access to touch her but ultimately she seemed bored and focused on getting the job done. Wasn't sure if I'd make it but ended up there with 2 minutes to spare.
After everything was done, quick peck on the lips "thanks for tip", and left me to dress myself. She waited outside the room, and I didn't know she was waiting outside until I cracked the door. Other massage parlours I have visited, they return to the room to escort me out so as to avoid running into other punters.
I should have gotten her name for the sake of the review but I am not sure she would have appreciated me asking.
Pros:
Cons:
- BAD booking communication - the car in the driveway thing should have been in the SMS instructions.
- Having to park car in driveway at all - I am guessing due to neighbour complaints.
- Bad communication on leaving - should have at least told me she would be outside when I am ready to leave.
- Just an overall subpar experience.
WIR? Nah. My go-to is Rejuvenate at Highgate Hill, and I think I'll stick to them.
