Muse Massage & Spa - Bundamba (Ipswich)
Gentlemen. I do hope this post finds you well. Forgive my not posting for quite some time as I've been most busy with work, being a father and furthering my education.
Today I tell you a tale of a deception most foul. There is a new establishment in Bundamba Ipswich called Muse, tis across the road from Ozzy Tyres. I drive past this establishment daily on my commute home and on this particular day my curiosity won me over. There is parking at the rear of the building but you must enter from the front door which opens onto Brisbane Road. Upon my ingress I hear a sultry voice harken from the rear of the shop "hello?" she says. I respond in kind. I see nothing in the way of prices but assume it shan't differ too much from the usual, that being $70 to $80 for an hour and escalating levels of additions for $50 each. To my right is a massage room with a curtained entrance, behind the desk there is a door, from behind it I hear the shuffling of slippered feet. The door opens. I was taken aback by the absence of aesthetics that stood before me. Here in Ipswich we're subject to slim pickings, and whilst I admittedly have lowered my standards more than once. What I beheld before me was a standard to which I will not stoop. She asked if I was wanting a massage, my impulse was to respond with "yes but from somewhere else thank you madam". Instead I answer "I drive passed this place on my way home and are just curious about prices". I cannot recall the prices she gave me to be honest, for I was too focused on making a hasty egress. Perhaps I'm being too cruel with my descriptors. But I do not lie when I say she didn't have a neck. That's not to say she was overweight. Her body was not on the heaver end of my acceptable spectrum, sadly though, it was wall downhill from the shoulders up. I thank her for her time and exit the establishment promptly. The entire exchange lasting less than 2 minutes.
There was no dabbling in the erotic arts that evening. Mr. Wiggly remained in my trousers and my money remained in my wallet. Whist it is no secret that the photos used on Locanto advertisements are seldom of the women in the establishment's employ. I do sometimes allow for some margin of inaccuracy. This time however, it was deceit most foul and of the highest order.
Avoid this place gentlemen. I shall not be returning.
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