Michelle Northlakes RnT

Was in the Northlakes area and had time to kill so made a booking with Michelle.

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...endent/Mistie/

https://www.locanto.com.au/north-lak...RTH-LAKES.html

$100-½hr including nhj

I should have walked when I saw her but fuck it, I was there already and it's only $100, how bad could it be?... That was a mistake.

Photos in her ads are all well and truly fake. She looks to be in her 50's. Chubby, Greek looking face, saggy tits and a bit of a gut.
Terrible unstructured 5 minute oily rub down and on the flip it was like being yanked off by an angry milkmaid. To top it all off, after about 5 mins she started complaining about sore arms... Stopped and checked her phone 3 times and then started bitching about how I should have booked for an hour because it's taking so long. Checked my watch and I'd only been there 15 mins at this point...

In the end I gave up. There were absolutely no redeeming features that could help me get across the line.

Ad says shower is available but was never offered.

Massage: 3/10
Ending: 2/10 - (she did get nude)
WIR: Never again.

Langy

OMG, ive tried to book with her a couple of times. glad it never worked out. Sincere thanks for throwing yourself on this grenade.

She is also Belle. There were duplicate pictures across those ads but have since been fixed. Buyer be ware

Ive seen her and agree with everything Langy said, especially the part where he says "I,should have walked". Only good thing about the visit is I saw a peacock perched on her front porch. LOL.

Yeah, she is really old, no massage at all. Same happened with me, should have walked. I have met few older ladies and they were genuine, gave good massage and reasonably well hj, this one is a pure scammer.

There was another post on PP ABOUT HERE. I have tried to copy and paste it here so apologies if the format for reasons isnÂ’t good

Sex Worker's Name: Bell/ Michelle North Lakes
Session Month: March
Session Year: 2025
Type of Service: Massage
Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...pendent/mindy/
Photos Authenticity: Real, grossly retouched
Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $200
Location where session took place: Queensland
Incall or Outcall: Incall to Escort's place
Session Day: Wednesday
Session Time: Daytime
Estimated Age: 36 - 40
Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
Knowledge of English: Very Good
Hair Colour: Dark
Hair Length: Medium
Eyes Colour: Brown
Skin Colour: Olive
Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
Body Shape: Full-figured
Estimated Body Size: 12 to 14
Estimated Breast Size: DD and above (Extra Large)
Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
Any Tattoos?: One or two
Any Piercings?: None, no piercings
Full Sex Available: No
Kissing Available: Unsure
Blowjob: Unsure
DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
Greek or Anal Sex Available: No
Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
Massage Available: Yes, rub-down
Overall Looks: Not attractive
Overall Personality: Cold
Overall Performance: Money down the drain
Private Masseuse - March 2025 - Bell / Michelle North Lakes
Not good
By Buttpirate70
23 April in QLD Private Masseuses Unsorted Reviews
Buttpirate70 Newbie
Buttpirate70
Posted 23 April
I should have walked.

She was unattractive, the place was dirtier than Animal House.

I tried to close my eyes tight to finish but it didn't work.

The massage was ok.

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Originally Posted by Steve03

There was another post on PP ABOUT HERE. I have tried to copy and paste it here so apologies if the format for reasons isnÂ’t good

Sex Worker's Name: Bell/ Michelle North Lakes
Session Month: March
Session Year: 2025
Type of Service: Massage
Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...pendent/mindy/
Photos Authenticity: Real, grossly retouched
Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $200
Location where session took place: Queensland
Incall or Outcall: Incall to Escort's place
Session Day: Wednesday
Session Time: Daytime
Estimated Age: 36 - 40
Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
Knowledge of English: Very Good
Hair Colour: Dark
Hair Length: Medium
Eyes Colour: Brown
Skin Colour: Olive
Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
Body Shape: Full-figured
Estimated Body Size: 12 to 14
Estimated Breast Size: DD and above (Extra Large)
Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
Any Tattoos?: One or two
Any Piercings?: None, no piercings
Full Sex Available: No
Kissing Available: Unsure
Blowjob: Unsure
DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
Greek or Anal Sex Available: No
Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
Massage Available: Yes, rub-down
Overall Looks: Not attractive
Overall Personality: Cold
Overall Performance: Money down the drain
Private Masseuse - March 2025 - Bell / Michelle North Lakes
Not good
By Buttpirate70
23 April in QLD Private Masseuses Unsorted Reviews
Buttpirate70 Newbie
Buttpirate70
Posted 23 April
I should have walked.

She was unattractive, the place was dirtier than Animal House.

I tried to close my eyes tight to finish but it didn't work.

The massage was ok.

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I wish I'd seen that AR before I booked... A definite trap for the uninformed

North Lakes shines again. 'Deception Bay, beside the swamp'