Pussy smell like portal to hell

I saw an ML yesterday and was offered full service. She looked ok so I thought why not and agreed.
She put the bag on & fifteen seconds in, I catch a whiff of something that can only be described as if a public toilet and an old mop had a secret baby which died immediately.
My entire soul went into panic mode but my lower brain was like, nah, we already paid, finish the quest.

Long story short - i pumped hard and finished in a few mins into the bag.

I then cleaned myself up with ALOT of baby wipes as thoroughly as I can. Then I thanked her and asked to use the toilet where I cleaned myself up some more over the sink.

Back in the car on my way home, i then realised the smell had followed me, it was unbearable, so I literally had to do a side quest into the closest petrol station and bought some kleenex disinfectant wipes and a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Woke up this morning and my junk still smells like regret and bad decisions. Had to tell my SO not to come over and just made up some shit about a distant family member dying.

My question is, is it possible I caught something from her even though I used protection?

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Originally Posted by Newbieguy2025

I saw an ML yesterday and was offered full service. She looked ok so I thought why not and agreed.
She put the bag on & fifteen seconds in, I catch a whiff of something that can only be described as if a public toilet and an old mop had a secret baby which died immediately.
My entire soul went into panic mode but my lower brain was like, nah, we already paid, finish the quest.

Long story short - i pumped hard and finished in a few mins into the bag.

I then cleaned myself up with ALOT of baby wipes as thoroughly as I can. Then I thanked her and asked to use the toilet where I cleaned myself up some more over the sink.

Back in the car on my way home, i then realised the smell had followed me, it was unbearable, so I literally had to do a side quest into the closest petrol station and bought some kleenex disinfectant wipes and a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Woke up this morning and my junk still smells like regret and bad decisions. Had to tell my SO not to come over and just made up some shit about a distant family member dying.

My question is, is it possible I caught something from her even though I used protection?

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Wash and disinfect everything (including car) and a bath is better than a shower because certain fluids and oils (and associated smells and odours) can be absorbed by skin, so soaking is better for clean.
Also, our noses can be pretty sensitive, and nose hairs can hold onto scent compounds for a while that make us think the smell is coming from somewhere else.

In terms of catching anything - if you used protection, same odds as any other usual sexual contact. Bad smells can be 'just' things like yeast infection, but generally not a good sign.

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Originally Posted by Newbieguy2025

I saw an ML yesterday and was offered full service. She looked ok so I thought why not and agreed.
She put the bag on & fifteen seconds in, I catch a whiff of something that can only be described as if a public toilet and an old mop had a secret baby which died immediately.
My entire soul went into panic mode but my lower brain was like, nah, we already paid, finish the quest.

Long story short - i pumped hard and finished in a few mins into the bag.

I then cleaned myself up with ALOT of baby wipes as thoroughly as I can. Then I thanked her and asked to use the toilet where I cleaned myself up some more over the sink.

Back in the car on my way home, i then realised the smell had followed me, it was unbearable, so I literally had to do a side quest into the closest petrol station and bought some kleenex disinfectant wipes and a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Woke up this morning and my junk still smells like regret and bad decisions. Had to tell my SO not to come over and just made up some shit about a distant family member dying.

My question is, is it possible I caught something from her even though I used protection?

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Name and shame the shop and the girl.

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Originally Posted by Newbieguy2025

I saw an ML yesterday and was offered full service. She looked ok so I thought why not and agreed.
She put the bag on & fifteen seconds in, I catch a whiff of something that can only be described as if a public toilet and an old mop had a secret baby which died immediately.
My entire soul went into panic mode but my lower brain was like, nah, we already paid, finish the quest.

Long story short - i pumped hard and finished in a few mins into the bag.

I then cleaned myself up with ALOT of baby wipes as thoroughly as I can. Then I thanked her and asked to use the toilet where I cleaned myself up some more over the sink.

Back in the car on my way home, i then realised the smell had followed me, it was unbearable, so I literally had to do a side quest into the closest petrol station and bought some kleenex disinfectant wipes and a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Woke up this morning and my junk still smells like regret and bad decisions. Had to tell my SO not to come over and just made up some shit about a distant family member dying.

My question is, is it possible I caught something from her even though I used protection?

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I thought the story was heading towards you buying a litre of fuel and matches


Might need it

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Originally Posted by secret0

Wash and disinfect everything (including car) and a bath is better than a shower because certain fluids and oils (and associated smells and odours) can be absorbed by skin, so soaking is better for clean.
Also, our noses can be pretty sensitive, and nose hairs can hold onto scent compounds for a while that make us think the smell is coming from somewhere else.

In terms of catching anything - if you used protection, same odds as any other usual sexual contact. Bad smells can be 'just' things like yeast infection, but generally not a good sign.

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The cars now a write off, sell it or blow it up.

Burn your clothes and shave your head and pubes too 😂

I had one experience like this, never had sex for months afterwards and stopped punting

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Originally Posted by Pattyherb

I had one experience like this, never had sex for months afterwards and stopped punting

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Bro… I’m still gagging just thinking about it.

Like, how do you not realise your downstairs is out here smelling like a bioweapon.
This shit is just so fucked on so many levels

Back in the 90's when I was still a greenhorn one of my first whores fucked was this Aussie bitch called Carla at a place in Fyshwick called the Golden Apple.
She was probably 40 and a solid type of a beer bitch. She examined my cock at the start of the session with latex gloves. Fuck I havent had that experience since.
Anyway, when it came to it and she opened her legs this huge red snapper poked out and fuck it stunk like a rotten mackerel. I started fucking it but got soft and she got upset lol.
I couldn't cum no matter what she did cos the smell started to grow on me. Got out of there and drove home and even after 3 showers I could still smell it on my cock.

I had this experience recently too.

Honestly this is why guys that do DATY on ML/WL's belong on fear factor

It's only happened once in a year of punting but fuckkkkkkkkkkk it's really turned me off

Fucking lol.... Pretty sure most of us would've encountered the dreaded smelly pussy before at some point. Either BV or yeast infection. Neither are considered STIs cos the male partner cannot be infected.
The smell lingering is either you haven't washed your pubes properly or some of it is caught up in your nose. Go blow out some booger, clean out your nostrils and see if it helps. Lolll....

Give this a crack, and keep a bottle stashed in the car just in case.

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Bro this happened a few times to me. I actually got soft and couldn't finish at all FML. I then realised I fingered her and no amount of soap could clean my fingers either...

I felt bad cos the girl herself was feeling bad cos I went all soft and couldn't finish. It could be yeast or some other infection but rarely STI that causes the smell. So no need to worry...

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I don't understand how you kept fucking her. Once that stench hits just bail out of there like it's 9/11 again.

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Originally Posted by Punt2Win

I don't understand how you kept fucking her. Once that stench hits just bail out of there like it's 9/11 again.

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This is the only correct thing anyone has said. If it smells like that, fuck the money, save your dignity like wtf. NO amount of money could make me withstand that.

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Originally Posted by Newbieguy2025

I saw an ML yesterday and was offered full service. She looked ok so I thought why not and agreed.
She put the bag on & fifteen seconds in, I catch a whiff of something that can only be described as if a public toilet and an old mop had a secret baby which died immediately.
My entire soul went into panic mode but my lower brain was like, nah, we already paid, finish the quest.

Long story short - i pumped hard and finished in a few mins into the bag.

I then cleaned myself up with ALOT of baby wipes as thoroughly as I can. Then I thanked her and asked to use the toilet where I cleaned myself up some more over the sink.

Back in the car on my way home, i then realised the smell had followed me, it was unbearable, so I literally had to do a side quest into the closest petrol station and bought some kleenex disinfectant wipes and a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Woke up this morning and my junk still smells like regret and bad decisions. Had to tell my SO not to come over and just made up some shit about a distant family member dying.

My question is, is it possible I caught something from her even though I used protection?

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OP! It happens often! Im taking about at established shops like ns227, 107chill,130 dream etc. not ur bellevue 12.
The worse position to be in is Doggy as your hooter is gonna get the wift coming straight up after every bang.
Best position to stay away from the smell is cowgirl where ur hooter is as far away as possible from her pooter. Better if she just grinds you so the smell says in. Missionary is a close second. Goodluck

Some body odors are oil-based and can be harder to wash off with just water or standard soap. These odors are often caused by substances like sebum, which is an oily secretion produced by the sebaceous glands in the skin. Sebum can mix with sweat, bacteria, and environmental factors to create a smell that doesn’t always come off with water alone.

When the smell is more oil-based, it can cling to the skin or hair, and traditional soap might not be enough to break down the oils.

Products like exfoliating scrubs or soaps that contain ingredients like salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide (which break down oils) can help.

Some people also find that using a body wash with tea tree oil, charcoal, or a degreasing agent like citric acid can help remove the tougher, oilier smells.

Post of the year for me. If anything I admire your ability to remain focused on the objective.

In terms of STIs, if you used protection you should be ok. See your doctor if you have doubts.

Have a swim at your local aquatic centre next time. The chlorine completely kills the smell and whatever else

I have only encountered a case with stanky vag when I was fingering my ex. Was wondering where the weird smell was coming from till I drove home and noticed the smell is coming from one of my hands. I had to pull in a gas station to wash it off. The smell didn’t come off till next 2 days.