massage ladies and Prostitutes we salute you!

I live in a sexless marriage and decided 15 years ago that seeing ML and WL was the best option rather than getting a woman on the side.
I added up the numbers and I reckon over the last 15 years I’ve had sex with 200 women and not one of them has called me, texted me, told my wife, sent photos, turned up at my home or work, told their husband, told my wife, asked me for a slice of my life, argued with me, told me off, nagged me, got upset, denied me, played mind games, nothing!

Why would anyone in my situation try and get a GF or something on the side? Are they insane???

Prostitutes and massage ladies, we salute you!!!

Im hearing you loud and clear. Same for me exactly. On tap, no strings, no static, just pay and walk away. I also do enough research ( mostly here, thanks to all) to avoid dud punts as well.

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Originally Posted by mylovelypenis

I live in a sexless marriage and decided 15 years ago that seeing ML and WL was the best option rather than getting a woman on the side.
I added up the numbers and I reckon over the last 15 years I’ve had sex with 200 women and not one of them has called me, texted me, told my wife, sent photos, turned up at my home or work, told their husband, told my wife, asked me for a slice of my life, argued with me, told me off, nagged me, got upset, denied me, played mind games, nothing!

Why would anyone in my situation try and get a GF or something on the side? Are they insane???

Prostitutes and massage ladies, we salute you!!!

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Certainly, the risk of losing your assets is down to zero when you PAYG --- Pay As You Go....... and unlike wives in many marriages, there is no emotional blackmail or any form of them wanting control before they "reward" you with their pussies.

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Originally Posted by andrewv

Certainly, the risk of losing your assets is down to zero when you PAYG --- Pay As You Go....... and unlike wives in many marriages, there is no emotional blackmail or any form of them wanting control before they "reward" you with their pussies.

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Could not agree more.

Me and the missus split/divorced a long time ago. Have not had a serious long term relationship since.

Rather just see a WL/ML. Happy Punting

I had a divorce, so expensive! I could have used the money to root WL/ ML thousands of times.

ML or WL will only text you if they think you’re less annoying and likely to come back regularly.

They don’t text because they care; they just want you to return so they can get screwed by someone familiar instead of some random new guy.

Even when they do text, it often doesn’t end well. You end up being labeled a “friend.” At first, they put in effort to hook your interest, then gradually do less and less—while expecting you to spoil them more and more.

Been there, done that. Hated it.

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Originally Posted by mylovelypenis

I live in a sexless marriage and decided 15 years ago that seeing ML and WL was the best option rather than getting a woman on the side.
I added up the numbers and I reckon over the last 15 years I’ve had sex with 200 women and not one of them has called me, texted me, told my wife, sent photos, turned up at my home or work, told their husband, told my wife, asked me for a slice of my life, argued with me, told me off, nagged me, got upset, denied me, played mind games, nothing!

Why would anyone in my situation try and get a GF or something on the side? Are they insane???

Prostitutes and massage ladies, we salute you!!!

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World's oldest profession for a reason.

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Originally Posted by blacknbald

I had a divorce, so expensive! I could have used the money to root WL/ ML thousands of times.

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Yep divorce really fucks your bank account, super and assets.

Some golden rules for the younger blokes on here.

Don't ever get married unless you are 300% sure that the woman you want to marry, has seen the worst version of you, supports your goals and still gives you love and attention after kids. It's a big bonus if she still stays womanly (looks after herself) and still dresses up for you.

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Yep divorce really fucks your bank account, super and assets.

Some golden rules for the younger blokes on here.

Don't ever get married unless you are 300% sure that the woman you want to marry, has seen the worst version of you, supports your goals and still gives you love and attention after kids. It's a big bonus if she still stays womanly (looks after herself) and still dresses up for you.

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And some guys still punt hahaha

Definition of Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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Definition of Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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Haha, that's a good one.
Side note: Australia doesn't have the exact definition of alimony as in other countries like the US. Now *that* is a genuine screwing over. Here, spousal support is a lot fairer.

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Originally Posted by mylovelypenis

I live in a sexless marriage and decided 15 years ago that seeing ML and WL was the best option rather than getting a woman on the side.
I added up the numbers and I reckon over the last 15 years I’ve had sex with 200 women and not one of them has called me, texted me, told my wife, sent photos, turned up at my home or work, told their husband, told my wife, asked me for a slice of my life, argued with me, told me off, nagged me, got upset, denied me, played mind games, nothing!

Why would anyone in my situation try and get a GF or something on the side? Are they insane???

Prostitutes and massage ladies, we salute you!!!

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Not to mention a wife gets 1 year older every 12 months and always looks the same while the WL stays 19 forever and can change from a blonde to a brunette, an Asian to a Caucasian or whatever you fancy on any particular day.