LainieRose - Private outcall
Person's Name : LainieRose
Establishment : private
Month/Year of Visit : April 2026
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...t/Lainie-Rose/
Phone : 0485686321
Hours of Business : by appointment (24 Hrs)
Rates : $450 / 60 mins
Extras Cost : Additional unadvertised services are available
Services Provided This Session : FS
Age : Advertises as 29... closer to 40
Size/shape : 6, short and saggy with small natural saggy titties
Nationality or Ethnicity : Australian
Value for money/recommend? : Sadly No.
My experience/comments :
Well this is a really new experience for me. I having been punting for many years but always using shops. I found myself home alone for the week and decided for the very first time to try an outcall. LainieRose was easy to communicate with, which was a very nice change and we organised for her to visit my home during the day. The price seemed reasonable for the services offered and I was happy to spend a bit more to meet up with the young Aussie.
She arrived on time (and driving a flash car) which bode well. The pics in her ad are genuine and pretty much on point although probably not too recent. Cute girl, bubbly personality. She’s very much Aussie, which is a bit different for me as I usually see Asian or Latina girls at the shops, due to more sensible rates than some of the Aussies here. So there’s much more talking and a very relaxed vibe.
Anyway, after she has entered and we start chatting I realise why none of her profile pics show her teeth. I was really looking forward to some slow deep french kissing but once I saw her yellowed teeth (or lack of as most appear to be missing) I made a mental note that kissing was now off the table. Good thing she offers BBBJ I thought. She went to my bathroom to get herself ready and eventually came out wearing some nice lingerie. This was my second red flag. Before that I could have convinced myself that she was close to 30, but once I saw the unclothed body, yeah if she is a day under 40 I would be very surprised. And they had been some hard years I suspect. It was rather obvious she had lost a lot of weight at some point as there was loose flabby skin all over. Oh and she has had quite a few kids as stretch marks and her titties were tiny and saggy and looked like they had done a lot of work. It was about this time I was wondering if I should ask for my money back and send her on her way. I was genuinely concerned I wouldn't be able to get the old fella up to perform. It was kind of like looking at my grandma.
Anyway I decided to persevere largely because she looked like she really needed the work. We start off on the bed with an ok BBBJ even though I was still thinking about that mouth. She doesn’t rush and makes sure I’m decently hard before moving further. She then lubes up and hops on top and I slip inside her. I am not sure how many other appointments she had been to that day but the thing I remember most was wondering if I was in or just rubbing on the outside. Watching all the skin flapping around as she made some pretty well rehearsed noises didn't do a lot to keep the old fella up and I was soon just hoping it would end. We changed to doggy which helped me a lot and I was able to cum inside her. I’m used to Asian girls complaining about my size, so I was surprised and oddly a little disappointed LainieRose was such a champ with taking it all the way.
LainieRose seemed relieved once we were done and we rolled over and we spent the remaining part of the session chatting. She then went and showered and changed and left.
Overall I was sadly disappointed. Nice enough lady (not girl) but maybe I had my hopes too high for an Aussie chick. Lesson learnt I’ll stick with the Asian ladies from here on out. Too expensive and not at all what I had hoped for.
More reviews to come shortly including some crackers and highly recommended
Take care out there fellas.
