A lurker's graduation with 41 Epping
Hello All,
I'm a long time lurker in this forum and finally decided to post the past couple of experiences I've had in the past weeks where I've finally decided to dip my toes into this world.
Prior to me experiencing it for myself, I always thought it was strange that people would write reviews and tips/tricks for a better punt. Now I respect the saints who write and share experiences to help others.
Anyways, this all happened earlier this month. I'm working in sales and boyyy, business is booming this year which means a big fat bonus check. In my language/culture there's a saying - "When a man hath coin, he do flock as bees unto sweet blossoms"
I decided to try 41Massage on a Monday because I worked hard this year and said Fuck it, let's live a little.
I DID NOT anticipate the traffic opposite the station was as bad as Asia(probably not that bad, just all in my mind)... My heart, ass and balls dropped the closer I approach those stairs. What if he recognises me in that silver honda? Even worse, what if my buddies are INSIDE the shop and we bump into each other? Every step up the stairs feels heavy but I reach those doors. An unassuming gentlemen sat at the counter and said $70. Nothing more, nothing less and I was taken into a dim room with red lights and bang!, the door behind me shuts.
I needed to take a leak and went into the toliets and when it's time to wash my hands, the faucet was replaced by a showerhead which surprised me.
I sat at the couch staring at the massage bed. Plenty of thoughts in my mind... "Should I leave?... What if she's not good looking... what if she has extras downstairs? I should've called earlier and asked for who's available but instead, I've taken the leap of faith and rolled the dice on who I would forever remember to have taken my punting cherry. I guess as I write this, the NY Knicks might win the chip tomorrow, so you never know what will happen.
A soft knock and I had an internal sigh of relief. Tallish, long air with two big headlights. Her immediate question was... Why are you still dressed. I explained the situation and she laughed and said...we are in this together! and gave me a reassuring hug, pushing those D mammaries against my chest. She explained that it is a RnT shop to make sure I'm still game which I said yes.
The massage... was ok... what you'd expect from a Skinny girl. I'm used to 50 year olds throwing muay tai elbows on my back in legit shops so it didn't really work for me. About 25-30minutes in, I was ask to flip over and asked what extra service I want... She said it's $50 to milk the geese, $80 for b2b and $100 for...making a hole with her hands and then blowing into it.. can't ask for any clearer explanations . As it is my first time I innocently asked what does she recommend (cringe)... and of course she went for maximum damage. She may or may not have said there's option for desserts after but by then, there's too much dopamine in my head and I wasn't hearing clearly so don't quote me on that, incase people get disappointed.
I was very surprised?... she gave me a cat bath to get my engines started and went into it, giving me a taste all the options above... I guess if you opt for $100, you get a sampler of the others? Not sure if that's usually how it goes.
I can sort of tell there's a sense of urgency as the clock is ticking?... About halfway she noticed it's not really working (I was too nervous) and try to make butter the old fashioned way. I thought to myself... did I just pay for a handy when I could've done it at home? At least she hopped on the pushed her chest onto my face which eventually got me over the edge.
Cleaned me up real good and I hopped off to get dressed. I recall her saying something along the lines of "oh is that it"? I'm not sure what that means or if she even said that... or if that was said, what it meant...
I walked down the stairs and looked to my left. I made direct eye-contact with the waiter in the Korean BBQ restaurant and thought to myself, there's no way he will even remember me.
I was pleased with the first experience and I didn't want to post this in the review section as I don't have past experience to compare it against. But she took the time to talk, explain things to a newbie like me and didn't judge so I guess It was a good experience? Might've had laps ran around me but who cares...
I'm sorry if this was a long post and in the wrong section or if wrote details I shouldn't have. For the initiated, reading this might've wasted your time in what I would imagine to be equivalent of a 5 year old's first essay on who they want to be when they grow up. I hope it at least reminded you of your very first punt. For those starting out like me... the world is an interesting place.
I end up visiting other shops around the area the following weeks... might write a review if interested.
Thanks for reading