Multiple E&B Reviews + My Expensive Learnings

I've seen more than 15 girls / ladies through EscortandBabes website and below are the reviews, followed by some expensive learnings and golden rules I’ve picked up along the way.

These are obviously just my personal experiences and preferences. Hopefully this saves someone some time, money and disappointment.

1. Jenny Thai
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...ependent/RAHA/

The pictures are genuinely her, but definitely younger photos. In real life I’d put her around 30–32, which is perfectly fine for me.

What initially surprised me was the price: around $200 for massage + BBBJ + CIM. I honestly thought there had to be a catch.. I thought fake girl, different girl, scam, something.

To my surprise, she was real.

Her apartment in Merrylands was very clean. Shower first, then massage. She is actually a proper masseuse and can genuinely relax you rather than doing a token five-minute massage.

Then onto the bed for part two.

Her BBBJ was easily one of the best I’ve had through private E&B providers. Very smooth, no teeth, and she genuinely knows what she is doing. She can make you moan, squirm and completely lose yourself in it a little. I normally don’t make much noise, but she definitely had me moaning here and there.

She also handled the finish in the mouth very comfortably.

Don’t expect some elaborate GFE for $200. But for massage + BBBJ + CIM, I really can’t complain.

If you like your cock getting sucked properly, she is one of the strongest private options I’ve personally found.

Would repeat? Absolutely yes.
Best private BBBJ I’ve had so far.

2. Kitty
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...ent/Kittythai/

Same apartment/location as Jenny and also Thai.

Kitty looks younger than Jenny.. around mid-20s to me.. and she has a very seductive face and seductive energy.

Service-wise, though, I preferred Jenny.

Kitty’s BBBJ was noticeably more toothy. Not terrible, but enough that I couldn’t fully relax into it.

The other annoying thing was the constant upselling during the session: another $50 for this, another option for that, etc. At one point she also offered natural/unprotected service, which I declined.

She also makes a lot of moaning sounds, but to me they sounded obviously fake and exaggerated. Some people may like that; personally it turned me off.

Would repeat? Probably no.

Between the two Thai girls at that apartment, Jenny wins comfortably for me.

3. Hailey — Blacktown
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...nt/hailey1041/

FAKE - This was easily my biggest deception/disappointment.

The profile was marked verified, but the woman who opened the door was not what I expected from the pictures - different person, different appearance, different body type, and much older-looking.

I’d put her easily in her 40s.

And personally, older Chinese women generally aren’t what I seek out. That is simply my own preference. The bigger issue was that she looked nothing like what I thought I had booked.

I was immediately turned off.

And this is where I made the biggest mistake:

I was too polite to walk away.

Massage started, and while I was lying there during the nude massage, another nude woman suddenly walked into the room. :sweat: :cry:

Completely unexpected.

She came over and asked whether I wanted a threesome.

I said no.

Then again: “Just $100 more.”

I said no again.

Somehow, because I was being far too polite that day, I eventually agreed. Then when I mentioned possibly doing BBBJ with both, the extra became $150.

So I ended up paying another $150 on top of the original booking and somehow went from expecting one younger-looking provider to having a completely unplanned threesome with two Chinese women who both looked around their 40s.

I remember afterward thinking: what the hell was wrong with me that day?

The experience itself wasn’t mechanically terrible. That isn’t the point.

It simply wasn’t what I went there for.

Would repeat? Absolutely not.

This booking gave me my biggest rule: if what opens the door is materially different from what you booked, walk away.

4. Shaa
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...ycutieretreat/

Malaysian girl.

The photos are genuinely her, although enhanced.. the body shown in the other pictures was pretty accurate.

One surprise was that she had traditional wire braces. I wasn’t expecting that and initially found it a little distracting.

Service itself was very good.

Clean apartment, shower, then onto the bed. She started by cat-bathing me, which got me very aroused.

We did cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and doggy. She has a really nice curvy body and particularly nice ass, which is a body type I personally like.

The vibe was also good. You could actually talk to her, have some natural conversation and relax. It didn’t feel excessively transactional.

Overall, really satisfying experience.

Would repeat? Yes.

5. Peachy
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...dent/Peachy69/

I managed to see Peachy while she was travelling and staying around Auburn in what looked like an Airbnb-style apartment.

Very clean place.

I initially booked mainly for massage and told her I’d decide afterward whether I wanted to continue with full service.

Her massage was genuinely very good, so I did continue to FS.

The body shown in the pictures looked accurate. Nice curves, good ass, and she looked somewhere around late 20s to early 30s.

Facially, she wasn’t really my type. Face matters quite a lot to me, so that reduced the attraction.

But personality-wise she was excellent: friendly, easy to talk to, natural conversation and not overly transactional.

If you care more about massage, body and service than facial attraction, I think she’s a solid option.

Would repeat? Probably not regularly because she isn’t really my type facially.
But the actual service was good.

6. Elle — Crows Nest
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...ndent/Elle663/

This is the interesting one because I actually walked out.

Not because she looked bad.

Quite the opposite.

She looked very good in person.. young-looking, around mid-20s to me, tight body, big ass and big boobs.

The issue was the vibe.

The place felt a little shabby, and from the moment I entered the atmosphere felt cold. She didn’t smile, wasn’t particularly warm and something just felt off.

Maybe she was having a bad day. Maybe something personal was going on. I have no idea.

She showed me the shower. I did not shower, as I got a strong negative feeling so I came back out, and decided I simply didn’t want to continue.

So I apologised and left.

She seemed a little annoyed, but I still think leaving was the right decision.

Interestingly, now that I’ve seen her in person and know that she genuinely looks good, I wouldn’t completely rule her out.

If she was working from a different apartment, and if she smiled and the vibe was warmer, I’d probably reconsider.

Would try again? Potentially yes.

7. Jasmine
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...Jasmine-candy/

Jasmine was a professional masseuse, in her daytime job she works somewhere around the Seven Hills area if I remember correctly. (I met her in a motel via E&B where she was touring)

I initially booked massage only and told her I would decide afterward whether I wanted full service.

The massage was actually good.

She had a nice, natural body and good build. Facially, though, she wasn’t particularly my type.

After the massage I did ask about continuing, but she already had another client coming, so we left it there.

Would repeat? Possibly for massage.

8. Lisa
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...dent/Lisa8899/

There had been a lot of debate about Lisa on this platform, particularly around her looks and age, but I also saw people saying her BBBJ was very good.

Since good oral is one of the main things I look for, so I went for it.

I booked massage + oral rather than full service.

My personal impression was that she looked considerably older (40+) than the profile suggested. Facially she wasn’t attractive to me, and I didn’t really like the body type either.

The BBBJ itself was good.

But comparing all the private E&B providers I’ve tried, Jenny is still better for me.

Would repeat? No.

9. QQQ

I can’t find her advertisement anymore, but I remember the username being something like QQQ. She wore glasses and was Southeast Asian.

Probably somewhere in her 30s.

Her prices were also pretty reasonable.. from memory around $120–$150 for Lingam Massage.

She worked from a very small studio apartment.

Her specialty was lingam massage, and she was very, very good at it.

Slow build-up, edging, proper pressure and rhythm rather than just rushing toward the finish.

She once told me: “Having sex is like driving the car. Having lingam massage is like servicing the car.”

And honestly, she was right.

I left feeling extremely relaxed and refreshed.

She was also good to talk to.

Facially she wasn’t particularly my type, but the massage skill made up for a lot.

Would repeat? Yes.

10. Hope — Lidcombe

Hope was Filipina. And she was genuinely beautiful.

She told me she was only in Australia temporarily and would be going back to the Philippines, which probably explains why the ad later disappeared.

She seemed to be working through some kind of manager or agency because she mentioned that the money went to “the boss.”

She was working from a clean little studio apartment in Lidcombe.

Probably the prettiest private Escort & Babe provider I’ve personally seen.

Very attractive, young-looking, and she actually resembled what I expected from the advertisement.

At the time it was around $200 for 30 minutes including full service.

Considering her looks, the accuracy of the profile and what was included, I remember being genuinely surprised.

Would repeat? Absolutely, if she were still around.

My Expensive Learnings & Golden Rules

1. On E&B Assume the real age is +5 to +10 years. Younger/older photos are very common.
2. Verified tag on E&B does not mean guaranteed. I’ve still had a couple of complete mismatches.
3. Photos are always the best-case version. Filters, editing, angles and older pictures are standard.
4. If the person at the door isn’t what you booked, walk away. Don’t stay because you feel awkward or travelled a long way.
5. Never let politeness override your boundaries. My Hailey experience taught me that one.
6. Agree on the service and price before starting. Mid-session upselling can turn $200 into $350 very quickly.
7. Don’t change your safety rules because you’re horny. Decide them beforehand.
8. Very young-looking profile + unusually low price = be sceptical.
9. Profiles with lots of clearly stated limits can actually be a good sign. In my experience, they often feel more genuine.
10. Vibe matters. If the apartment, attitude or atmosphere feels wrong, leave.
11. Don’t chase a bad booking with more money. Another $50 or $150 usually doesn’t fix the original problem.
12. Skill beats a massive service menu. Someone excellent at massage or BBBJ is better than someone average at everything.
13. Private apartments are partly about the fantasy. The bedroom/home setting feels more adventurous, but you often pay a premium for that illusion.
14. Massage shops are becoming better value for me. More consistent massage, usually fewer surprises, and sometimes you can meet or choose the provider beforehand.
15. Know what matters to you personally. Face, body, age, oral, massage, chemistry, GFE.. know your priorities before spending.

My biggest golden rule

If the reality doesn’t match the ad, the vibe feels wrong, or you’re uncomfortable, walk away. A wasted trip is cheaper than an expensive regret.

My Current Personal E&B Ranking

• Best BBBJ: Jenny
• Best massage/lingam: QQQ
• Best massage + BBBJ combination: Jenny
• Best overall vibe/chemistry: Shaa
• Most beautiful private E&B provider I’ve met: Hope
• Biggest disappointment: Hailey (100% Fake)
• Most expensive lesson: Hailey + the completely unplanned threesome
• One I walked away from but might reconsider: Elle

Overall, I’m slowly moving away from the E&B roulette and more toward massage shops.

I still understand the appeal of E&B. There is something adventurous about going into someone’s apartment, being in a normal bedroom and having that private-home fantasy. It feels very different from being on a massage table in a shop.

But I’ve realised that you often pay extra for that fantasy, while the actual service can be much less consistent.

At a good massage shop, the woman is usually actually trained in massage, so at minimum you generally get a proper massage. At some places you can also meet or choose the woman beforehand, which removes a lot of the blind-date aspect.

I’ll probably still occasionally see an E&B profile and think, “Fuck it, this one looks interesting.”

But these days my rule is simple:

The advertisement gets me to the door. What I actually see, the vibe I get, and whether the reality matches what I booked decides whether I stay.

And if it doesn’t?

Walk away before politeness turns into another expensive lesson.

Mate what an awesome review 👏 really well explained and detailed..
I have looked at a few of those u reviewed and also seen a couple being Jenny and kitty... loved both and have seen Jenny multiple time's.. saw kitty when she 1st arrived, no up selling and had an amazing time with her.. have been meaning to go back but after ur review I may not..
Guess ill give the rest a miss.. thanks again appreciate your efforts 👍

Thanks for the Reviews.

Cheers

Much Appreciated.

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