Nina - Tulip Massage, Epping - (Ni)...nah - Worst punt of my life by far

Cost: $55 for 30 mins + $100 for NHJ+BS
Date of visit: Oct 2026
Height: 160cm
Weight: overweight
cup size: DD??

Well, spoiler alert, this was both the first time I've been to this place and also the worst punt I've ever had. For the first time ever in my life, I couldn't get across the finish line. That's a serious indictment on this woman (was gonna say girl, but she aint that young).

So, started badly. Massive bait and switch. The photos were definitely not her, a completely different person in fact. And the roster said she was Singaporean, but this person was certainly Thai. I can tell. The look and the accent were dead giveaways. Plus, speaking of accent, her English was so incredibly bad that she did not seem to understand barely anythign I said, which made it really hard to do anything. Anything I said she would look at me quizzically. I'm Aussie, native speaker, so its not like I had a strong accent or bad grasp of English. If this indeed was not actually the proper Nina, I apologise to the proper Nina for staining her name here.

That was all bad enough but lets talk about looks. I like slim/skinny chicks, so when I booked "Nina" I expected her to be kinda slim based on the photos and description, but wow, the person I got was pretty chunky, with quite a belly. Her face was ok, but I don't really fancy that "Thai" look, that's just my own personal preference. The only thing that was good about her which I thought I could enjoy was the huge DD(??) tits, all natural I believe. They were great, not gonna lie.

So I stripped off and she started the massage, clothed. Let me tell ya, this massage was fucking rough, really hard. I dunno how, but she really went hard, hurt like hell actually. Surprised I wasn't bruised afterwards. Damn. Too hard. And I tried to tell her but she didn't understand me, so I just had to suffer through it.

Eventually she finished (thank god!) and I flipped. She then asked about extras and somehow we were eventually able to come to an amount, but it was really hard to communicate, damn. She offered me a CBJ for $100 extra, but then I said how about just HJ and BS, so I chose that - $100. So total including room fee would be paid at the end - $155.

Next was a dry, sub-par BS with no oil/lotion. I did get to grope her huge nice tits though, which was nice. I did suck on them too. Then was the highlight, I got some Spanish, which she initiated. At least she knew how to use those bazongas. The titfuck was the highlight of the whole thing and it only went down from there, quite literally.

So she starts jerking me off with a fair amount of lube and I feel like I could maybe finish soonish, but I can tell the time must be up soon. She probably spent too long on the other shit. Was poor time management, assuming I'd blow in 5 mins. But alas, if I aint feelin it, it aint gonna happen. Full stop.

To make matters worse, every time I felt I was getting near, she'd go super fast and rough with the jerking, worst technique I've ever had, ever. SHe was so fast and rough that her hand was smashing into my balls, and fuck it hurt. Which made me lose it and go back to semi or limp even. Several times this happened. I told her to slow down and go softer but she said the time was almost up so she had to hurry. Yeah, this was unhelpful to say the least.

Anyway, with bruised balls and bruised ego, she aborted mission saying "time's up". And tbh I was happy to get dressed and get the fuck outta there. This was the first time ever that I havent been able to blow my load. So disappointing and frustrating.

She even said "see you next time" to which I mumbled, but thinking to myself "yeah right, lol, fuck that".

So I went home and jerked myself off, which was way better lol. Finished in 5 mins.

PS: as I was leaving the shop through the back entrance, I saw another ML who was just comiong back in from outside. Tragic irony is she was FUCKING SMOKING HOT. For some reason I didn't ask her name, so I'll never know who she was, but I can't help thinking I shoulda right there and then asked her if she was available and walked straight back in for a second session. Heh.