brisbane backpage escorts dissapointment
g'day fellow punters new to this forum . so after a visiting a few of brisbanes brothels i thought i'd go for a change and try out a private escort. Came along the site brisbane backpage , similar to gumtree offer things for sale/wtb etc. Anyway had a quick browse and came my search brang up a few pages of asian escorts in the area. I found it a bit funny how most of their descriptions were the same i.e korean, sexy , guaranteed to please , double d , YOUNG? . Not all of them showed the same nationality but it seemed they had at least d cups at a minimum from the 10 girls i shortlisted. Anyway since in qld/aus it's illegal for them to show their actual faces their all blurred but show the body which is what kept me going :D. One girl came up in the sunnybank area which really caught my eye but her hours finished at 10pm , unfortunately i had overtime so that was a no go as i still wanted to go that night !. back to my shortlist 3 girls came up who did 24 hours 7 days a week.. gave the first one a try her name being bibi pictures very sexy etc advertising d cup + asian young student. Gave her a text message and she replied calling me baby/babe very polite etc in the messages so we set up a meet after i finished work. Was stuck in traffic so told her i would be 10 minutes late while i was on the way there, she says thats fine baby i'll wait for you. So anyway.. i get there tell her im outside as i don't want to walk on a random property incase i get done for trespassing, 20 min wait starting to get annoyed then bing ! text message .."walk up the stairs and knock babe" .. walk up knock... 2 minutes no answer.. then lady cames to the door maybe in her 40s would have said no if that was the girl i was meant to see however i think perhaps her employer . I said hi i'm after bibi and showed her our msgs and her profile.. not sure if the lady even talked english anyway i got a "sorry no" and door shut. Dissapointed that i had wasted my time i give bibi a message asking what happened was i at the right house, gave her the benifit of the doubt and waited inside for my car for another 5 mins before receiving her reply "hey babe i am not working today you want to see my friend. she is sexy and passionate more then me" . I didn't reply back as i was bibi caught my attention and i had just wasted all this time. so .. sitting in car decide i'll give another girl a go second one lala similar description is upper mt gravatt area gave her a quick call says yep i'm free come around. on arrival tells me to walk up the rear stairs and knock on the door. 10 minute wait.. older asain lady opens door late 40s .. i ask for lala and get the same reply "sorry no lala" walking back to car give lala a text asking where she is.. which i didn't receive a reply to .
So starting to get frustated i decide one more and if that fails i'll either go to the local brothel or call it a night as i was hoping for a good first time experience from private escorts for the price i was paying. Final attempt "singaporean 25 y.o student , young sexy curves nice boobs etc" gave her a call as shes also 24/7 .. picks up after then 7-8th ring or so sounds like she just woke up... doesn't really understand english but i'm nice ask her if shes free for me to come by she mumbles something and says text me her adress. Get there in a few minutes as its still local.. Give her a call when i'm outside she ask how long ? i ask for 45 then she go's no how long are you going to be i say i'm outside and she says ok bye. 10 minute wait started to get sketchy as i'm waiting outside a house at 12am looking like i'm going to do a break in , so i went back to sit inside car. I message her asking if i should wait on the porch or the back so it doesn't look like i'm doing anything illegal, she replies with b . My assumption was that meant back so i walk to the back and take a seat... 20 mins or so later nothing then i hear a phone gps inside the house going off tried to be quite incase maybe she has housemates. 10 more minutes later give her a call and tell her i'm at the back waiting she says ok and hangs up. So i think finally... getting excited but nooooo another 10 minutes still nothing so i walk to my car and turn on the engine. i decide to give her one last call to say i'm leaving, she picks up and says hunny walk up ring the doorbell.. very confused but anyway hey gone this far. Heard footsteps assuming good sign .. lady opens the door says hi , i ask for vanessa she says yeah thats me. NOW... this is why i don't like not seeing pictures of the girl beforehand .. her age said 25 however the ad must have been at least 20 years old as this lady looked at least 45 , she wasn't dressed in anything sexy looks like she just woke up .. my first reaction was turn around and run but i thought hey... might as well something different + she offered "great massages which i actually needed.
She walks to me the room ask what i want i say 45 mins and full service she stares at me i hand her the money and she walks out . My first time at a escort so no clue what to do besides take of my clothes . 5 mins later she comes back in and quickly takes of her clothes then takes her time laying out towels on the bed and ask me to lie down for massage. Massage was at least 15 minutes and was was the worse massage i have had in my whole entire lift it felt like she was just stroking my back and all i could her was her "sighing" was going to ask for some music but didn't want to be rude, her phone rings during the session she picks up starts talking chinese and has a good 5 minute convo while barely even focusing on me, i'm chinese myself however i don't understand her chinese. I had just finished my 12 hour shift so i was exhausted and fell asleep but woke up before she finished the massage. 20 mins in she wakes up my solider and turns me around . Puts a condom on me and ask me to f^*@ her , says i'm so big she likes. I polites ask for a cbj as she says cbj,gfe,massage,sex is included. she doesn't reply and gives me this i'm not in the mood face, followed by grabbing a tissue and wiping the condom for a good 5 minutes (perhaps to remove lube) ... anyways she gives me the cbj which was half decent.. but only lasted 2 minutes then she ask me to f#9k her .. I want to relax first to ask her politely if she can go on top ... again the sigh face then she agrees and gets on rides for about 5 minutes have to admit she was very inexperienced was horrible i felt no pleasure. Then she ask me again hunny your turn f$(# me . I get up and we do missionary she moans a bit and says i'm too big so puts her hand on her cat as to limit how deep i can go. we went for about 10 minutes feeling something as i was doing all the work while she starfished. I then ask for doggy .. she mumbles something and i say sorry? she then mumbles something and says no? only thing she said was no anal but anyway i was like okay then her rules i just wanna c$m already. She says hj time her hj was very sloppy and depressing she kept signing and it she put no effort in. She ended maybe 5 minutes early and says i think you smoke too much no cum today.... hunny time over.. Don't want to start a argment as never know who else could be in the house so i say thats fine and get changed. She walks around the room naked and changes the sheets. After getting changed quickly i promtly make my way to the front door she opens it and says bye, not even a thankyou? paid 160 for 45 minutes of pretty much nothing.. to be honest i felt cheated very depressing night.
I'm not trying to flame these people or anything but i'm just very upset at how unprofessional they are . My session with the first girl was meant to start at 9 and end at 10 . i didn't get home till 1 am. So you can feel my pain. thought i'd give you fellow punters a heads up so everyone else can avoid the trouble . anyone else got a review about these girls?
cheers
