Just Avoid.

I stuffed up switching between SMS's while attempting to visit "Hanna" http://brisbane.backpage.com/FemaleE...-like/10543195 and ended up at the wrong address, "Abby's" place of work http://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Pr...ysuki/QLD.aspx.

I fashioned a quick and believable excuse for Abby whom I had just mistakenly informed of my arrival and sorted out my SMMess. I really wanted to visit Hanna. Hanna still hadn't given me an address, even after agreeing to meet me. I prompted her thrice and decided to start heading out to her approximate location. I figured she'd get back to me.

Well she didn't, and now I was in the Valley. I told Abby previously that I'd "make it up to her," and being a man of my word, used this opportunity. I "purposely" booked her this time for a later time. She was good with it.

So I've arrived. Greeted by what might have been a metamorphosed version of the girl in the "verified" pictures in the E&B's ad. I don't want to be cruel, so I'll just say the lass who greeted be had very little musculature, and sufficient stores for long, cold winter.

Her attitude flitted about between giggly, disinterested, and disdainful. I would've been happy with grateful. It didn't make her happy that I didn't want FS. I chose 30 mins and used the mental imagery of my departure to get me through her efforts to get me off. There was no massage. She simply tapped a bit of oil on my back and swirled it around a bit.

She asked me to flip and started whackin. I asked her to remove her garments and immediately wished I hadn't. I tried my damndest to think of some more pleasant experiences while she resorted to making strained moaning noises and staring up at some unbelievably interesting something on the ceiling.

Eventually it happened, she turned up her nose and said "too much, bebby, too much." It really wasn't.

I don't really want to think about it any more, but I would save you lot from it. It's all ones and twos. No point going any further.

You know, I learned something today: Verified photos on E&B don't mean shit. They may very well mean shit, though.

Still, I'm definitely going to have to have a look into this though (Bloody Hell! Even if she is a shocker rather than a stunner, I can still use the pics 😉):

http://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Pr...mbi21/QLD.aspx

im a bit confused.. was the review on Abby ?

Yes, it was about Abby.