Alice - no serendipity today

Person's Name : Alice

Establishment : 1B, 139 York Street

Date of Visit : August 2018

Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 0424 550 748

Hours of Business : daily 10am to 8pm

Rates : $50 for 45 mins + $60 tips

Age : 35 - 40 year old

Size/shape : size 12, all natural A - B bust; long dark hair, 165 cm, pretty face.

Nationality or Ethnicity : MLC with competent English.

Services Provided : massage, commenced naked HE but i stopped her with 10 mins to go.

Worth the experience: No; one of my less successful investments in time and money; c'est la vie!

My experiences :

Ok ... so lets start with the positives: Alice has competent language skills and communicating is not a problem; she is a pleasant lady and means well. Her massage was relaxing if only a little too light. She is confident as a ML and does not shy away from male genitalia; perhaps i was just unlucky to get her on a day she was less than enthusiastic.

I did ring ahead and ask how many ladies available at the designated time, and was told "4 ladies available - Coco, Tina, Alice and (another)". I actually wanted to try Tina again, or experience Coco who has received some encouraging reviews. However, i thought that choice could be my own and serendipity had so far shone well on me at this venue, as each of the 4 or so previous experiences had been wonderful. That was to prove an unfulfilled expectation. I was encouraged by the offer of 4 available MLs, so i skipped down to see what was on offer.

Hop up the stairs, Mamasan and WL (Alice) at top of stairs, greetings and ushered into 1A. Now this is the point where most of us who turn up without a booking have that moment ... that moment where we balance serendipity against that which you know is tried and tested. where we balance anoying the WL passed over (only to risk ending up with her) with the possibility of something better. Me ... I'm reckless. It doesn't always work out ... and sometimes it is just disappointing ... but half the time, maybe even most of the time (accepting i could be accused of confirmatory bias ex post facto) i'm pleasantly surprised. Regrettably this wasn't one of them.

Usual conversation of how long, 45 mins, $50, disappears for 5 mins and returns ready for Part 1.

Part 1 wasn't quite as i'd normally have it; usually like it medium to firm, but that isn't the fault of Alice as there was nothing to stop me asking her to apply more pressure. No criticism there ... just one to remember: if you prefer a light massage, Alice will deliver. Conversation was at an absolute minimum, which is fine. But sometimes your intuition tells you that the lack of conversation is not derived from any language difficulties, but simply a WL not really striving for any connection. Occasionally id glance out the corner of my eye when my upper thigh was being massaged, and catch Alice clock watching. It's not really something you can offer some suggestions about; its more of an attitude. So i resigned myself to a dud. Part 1 concluded with about 60 secs of tackle tickle, without any change in pace such that she may as well been moving to my toes. If it was meant to herald something enjoyable to follow, it failed to achieve.

Part 2 commenced with the flip and a dressed WL; offer of naked HE was made at $60. I queried why she was more than any of the other girls and suggested $50. Now i know some of you will read and say: "why haggle over $10?"; i didn't; just wanted to know ... it just one of the indicators that your leasure will come a distant second to financial return, instead of thinking the former will inevitably lea to the latter. Whatever your conclusion, $50 was agreed and clothing removed.

The physical description appears above, and is not the subject of criticism here. Many WLs have figures which may not be one's ideal, but its their attitude that sells the product. My other posts demonstrate that i am a bust man ... but it doesn't influence this AR.

What followed was about 10 mins of fingers gliding across the chest, hips and groin, with little or no response from downstairs. No i don't suffer from erectile dysfunction , and it functioned with another woman on the weekend. It was just so "ho hum" from Alice. Sure, she smiled, and offered B2B for $30 more. I must confess to a degree of annoyance at this as i hev had some wonderful experiences with Linda in which the $50 offers not only a naked HE, but B2B, DATY and all manner of groping. I declined the suggested $30 extra, and suggested we just finish there and then. There was a hint of surprise, and a later offer to finish me whilst she was clothed. I declined and paid for the extra service (such as it was). A hot towel was offered, and oil cleaned off; dressed and depart.

Although mamasan was sitting at her usual table, chatting with others, no attempt was made by me to speak to her about the service. My silence wasn't born of a preference to do so here anonymously. This forum achieves a different purpose; it reports and informs; speaking to a mamasan, has another purpose: it speaks of a failure to provide service, and seeks assurances that customer service will be better catered for on other occasions. There was no point; just wiser for the experience.

My intention is not to demonise Alice as avaricious; she derives an income from this industry, and is entitled to set her price for her services as she sees fit. But this was a lacklustre performance. No attempt to connect was made during the part 1. Not just by conversation (my preference is for as little as possible) but with intuitive touch that the good WLs have as they build your arousal without touching your genitals.

Would i return to this venue: absolutely ... one swallow a summer does not make; would i try Alice again ... nope.