Legend! Thanks bud.Quote:
Originally Posted by johndough
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Legend! Thanks bud.Quote:
Originally Posted by johndough
You will be gasping for breath, you nose will pretty much be right in her asshole and pussy.. it's amazingQuote:
Originally Posted by Tarquin
Any new leads, anyone come across an Asian lady with a silicone ass, bbl style
J Ran at 5 Marrickville from the pic looks like she’s got a phat ass
Seems like pretty slim pickings from this thread... I guess big booty for an Asian girl requires being very genetically blessed or putting in a lot of work
Asian blokes typically don’t like thick ladies with bubble booty. Have a look at the line ups at those Asian establishments.
Well me personally, I avoid girls like that because I have a phobia about unclean arseholes. I just get the feeling that someone with a “too fat” an arse (like Kim K level) would have trouble cleaning properly after going No. 2. I mean, that’s a very deep chasm to reach into!Quote:
Originally Posted by punter185
And if you think about the size and shape, surely the “wiping methodology” would have to be adjusted to work better, meaning they wipe to the front instead of to the back like they should be. Totally gross!
Not to mention those fat ladies with huge arses, many of them are Indians. I shiver deep inside to think about the level of hygiene down there.
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Not to mention those fat ladies with huge arses, many of them are Indians. I shiver deep inside to think about the level of hygiene down there.[/QUOTE]
Indians wash after no 2, not wipe. Wiping is a western concept which can be gross if not done correctly. Cant go wrong with washing usually.
In terms of nationalities with the nicest ass here is the top 8.
https://www.mens-corner.net/2015/08/...oties.html?m=1
What happened to Nikki from SP?
She had an awesome ass!
Wiped or washed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Babewatch
And if Wiped, is it wiped forward or backwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axeman123
Lol, you guys are ruining my memories of her!Quote:
Originally Posted by Double_Adapter
Unfortunately, bro, the toilets in most countries are designed according to the prevailing cultures in those countries. In France, where bidets are widely used, you'd find bidets in most toilets there. In Islamic countries, since Islam encourages washing after No. 2, there are usually hoses in every toilet to let you wash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Phar
Which brings us to Aussie toilets. Do you see any hoses in Aussie toilets? No sir... That means, if a lady wanted to was her bum bum after No. 2, the only options are usually the shower (if they're at home... And let's not think about shower head designs, that's another rabbit hole!), or the sink!
The discussion has taken an important daily practical turn. I have a sprayer bottle on the cistern and use alternately dry and wet paper. Nothing else will do the job properly. Like Goldfishman I've developed a phobia about having a clean, green arsehole. :D
We learn something everyday on this forum. ;) ;) ;)
Has anyone seen Nikki?Quote:
Originally Posted by Babewatch
Many people in Australia have installed bum guns in their bathrooms..
I've recently reno-ed my bathroom and got a Japanese Toto toilet system. Heating for the toilet seat, bidet and a dryer to dry your ass. It's amazing. Cost me a fair amount of money though. The toilet seat itself cost me around $3k.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyboy
Also huge electricity bill if you leave the toilet seat heating on constantly.
japanese bidets pop up on sale here and there, cheap and easy to install, will probably get one soon
EBay has a few DIY attachments on special.
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/354101241342
Bum guns are one thing. The only way to ensure a pristinely clean butt hole is to get your hands dirty, and I mean that literally. Soap, water, and give it a good scrub, then wash your hands real good of course!Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyboy
Is that your routine before sex..🤣
As matter of fact, it is. If I’m in an Asian FS shop, the girl would do it for me. Otherwise I take matters into my own hands. No pun intended…Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyboy
Hey goldfishman do you use any facial scrub on your crack?Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Makes it smoother like a baby's bottom.