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Originally Posted by Fourbrows

It's not something I'm into, so I don't usually pay too much attention sorry. But definitely not overly large enough to notice.

And $180 is too much for me just for a NHJ. They already make you pay more than I want for the massage by not offering 30 minutes. I probably won't return.

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Thanks mate, each to their own. I love big milkers. It's pretty much the only reason I punt!

Onedee was $80 for 45 minutes, then $50 for HJ, another $50 for NHJ, so $180 all up. Normally it's $75 for a 1hr massage in Sydney, to start.

Ventured out to Toronto on Sunday and ended up at Cheekies.
Two ladies in 40’s on - one not my type.
Other one Lucky is say mid forty ok looking and a very cheeky tiny slim size 5 Viet. Pussy totally shaved.
Massage was pretty good then onto the main course - very enthusiastic fuck and seemed to be turned on.
After a while she says do I want no condom - not to offend I said I don’t have any money left.
She relaxed and seemed to really enjoy herself and after another 5 min says you can fuck me no condom because condom causing irritation or something similar.
I decline and finish in mish fucking hard and other guy in another room had to hear the ruckus.
So I’ve finished and dismount and remove condom and clean up but notice Lucky is still on the massage table on her back furiously rubbing her clit and vulva. She laughs and continues till she comes saying it was the first time she had been that horny in months lol

Ahh ok Krusty,
At Warners it was $50 for 30 min massage, then she asked for another $50 for happy ending. $100 all up.

I'm still worried this gold standard pricing is going to go away soon. I'm guilty of paying more than this, hard to say no when hard. But I don't return and post a review.

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Originally Posted by Krusty Lad

I often think that they have a pool of names that they use.
Just like strippers have names like Amber, Diamond, Candy, Angel, Jade, and Brandy. Massage ladies use Lucky, Coco, Mia, CiCi etc. They work in several shops and have a different name for each shop.

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Very true - personally knew a Coco ML quite well and dated a Cici for two years lol
Of course I knew the Cici by her real name that was nothing like these massage names - ML I would add Mimi & Vodka :)

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Originally Posted by Ramjet777

Leoni from Locanto

Thought I’d try something different today and booked an hour with Leoni (Aussie) she’s been mentioned on here a couple of times I think.

Booked an hour massage for $150. Was greeted by her at the door in a black bikini and heels. Been to her years ago I forgot to mention. She’s mid 40’s blonde hair, presented pretty well. Fake tan and make up done. Solidly built, titts aren’t to bad.

She hands me a list of extras, most are $10 with a couple being $20. Some are her doing to you with others you doing to her.
A few examples-

Covered BJ- $10
Chocolate nuts- her licking chocolate sauce off your balls $10
Cock pump- $10
Cock rings- $10
69- $10
A few more I can’t recall.

You to her-
DATY $10
Massage her- $10
Titty fuck-&10
Pussy play (with fingers) $10
Also others in this list I can’t recall.

She gets naked immediately and begins massage which is quite good. Not trigger point type massage but very relaxing.
Only starts teasing at end of massage, gets you primed for the rollover.
If you go for a few extras you’re in control and she lets you decide how you want it to play out and also adds her own ideas. I finished off with naked hand job while she’s on all fours above me in 69 position.
All in all a pretty good experience.

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Is that the chick that has advertised as "39yo" for the last 15 years? 😂

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Originally Posted by Ramjet777

Leoni from Locanto

Thought I’d try something different today and booked an hour with Leoni (Aussie) she’s been mentioned on here a couple of times I think.

Booked an hour massage for $150. Was greeted by her at the door in a black bikini and heels. Been to her years ago I forgot to mention. She’s mid 40’s blonde hair, presented pretty well. Fake tan and make up done. Solidly built, titts aren’t to bad.

She hands me a list of extras, most are $10 with a couple being $20. Some are her doing to you with others you doing to her.
A few examples-

Covered BJ- $10
Chocolate nuts- her licking chocolate sauce off your balls $10
Cock pump- $10
Cock rings- $10
69- $10
A few more I can’t recall.

You to her-
DATY $10
Massage her- $10
Titty fuck-&10
Pussy play (with fingers) $10
Also others in this list I can’t recall.

She gets naked immediately and begins massage which is quite good. Not trigger point type massage but very relaxing.
Only starts teasing at end of massage, gets you primed for the rollover.
If you go for a few extras you’re in control and she lets you decide how you want it to play out and also adds her own ideas. I finished off with naked hand job while she’s on all fours above me in 69 position.
All in all a pretty good experience.

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Thanks for the review, sounds like it could be be fun punt. Do you have a link or general location to search for on Locanto?

Thanks, found the ad

Which of all the Maitland/east Maitland shops are the pic? Was going to call in and see new girl Zoe at 106 high St but her pics are fake...

Seen Lexi Harris is around Newy again recently. Anyone have any experience recently? Seen a review last year that was pretty good, but also some older PP reviews that were a bit mixed. Was going to book in for tomorrow before she leaves again.

Hey guys whats the cleanest shop also anyone catch anything from a hj?

Im sick of coming to this thread and seeing all this stupid bitchy arguing, get a room guys..

Anyone have anything to say about the girls at Hanbury this week? have seen a new girl posted named Jojo if anyone’s gotten the chance to see her? Otherwise, Im yet to see Kaia if anyone wants to share some info on her aswell?

Cheers

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Originally Posted by rossb3945

Im sick of coming to this thread and seeing all this stupid bitchy arguing, get a room guys..

Anyone have anything to say about the girls at Hanbury this week? have seen a new girl posted named Jojo if anyone’s gotten the chance to see her? Otherwise, Im yet to see Kaia if anyone wants to share some info on her aswell?

Cheers

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Haven't seen JoJo but even her pics (usually fake) don't appeal to me. Kaia.... I would not waste your time... Unless you like a lot of extra skin...

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Originally Posted by penetrate88

Haven't seen JoJo but even her pics (usually fake) don't appeal to me. Kaia.... I would not waste your time... Unless you like a lot of extra skin...

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Understood, cheers mate. Where/who have you had some good experiences this year?

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Originally Posted by rossb3945

Understood, cheers mate. Where/who have you had some good experiences this year?

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Unfortunately they have been few and far between. I have been trying places I haven't been to before lately and so far nothing positive to report back. It's a bit of a shame but it seems to be pretty common.

Back to Toronto remedial yesterday.

Short review as I've reviewed this place before twice. But seems very dependent on the girl you get matched with. This time I saw an older lady, who was clearly unwell. Blocked nose, was mouth breathing loudly though the whole massage.

Massage was just average, if not a little below average, and the $50 HJ was not naked. Plus she was over 50.

I'll be waiting for reviews from others to say it's improved before I return again.

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Originally Posted by rossb3945

Im sick of coming to this thread and seeing all this stupid bitchy arguing, get a room guys..
Cheers

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Originally Posted by Ramjet777

Blame the clown 🤡 Krusty. I did my best to not engage in his drug fucked bullshit. I did an honest review and he had to jump on me with his bullshit again. He’s obviously not well and very unpredictable. Sorry if I’ve pissed you off by having my say back to him.

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Originally Posted by Krusty Lad

you were the one that started on me, calling my reviews bullshit and saying i was king of the cheap Chinese in and outs. Now you expect me to walk away? well fuck you, i'm not going anywhere. That guy has only been here a month, he can sit down for awhile. It wouldn't surprise me if it is one of your many fake accounts.

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Originally Posted by Krusty Lad

Hey ramjet. that lady that only charges $10 for extras sounds like a real classy lady. I don't blame you for only getting a hand job.

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How many times have you two been told to cease this crap - beyond boring for the rest of us.
Suggest you two start up your own thread and bitch about each other as much as you like.

Because if you keep it up on this thread continuing to break forum rules then Admin will delete your profiles anyway.

Anyone tried / going to try this chick?
Almost looks legit enough compared to prior punts with similar quality looking ads.


https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P.../Yumijapan888/

Once you realise those two will NEVER stop bickering with each other you learn to start finding their back and forth hilarious. There's no other solution

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Originally Posted by Ramjet777

Ohh boo hoo you drug fucked junkie. I never said you made any review up. I said you made up shit about seeing Cathy away from work. You know and I know you’re lying. I’ve got messages in my inbox from you practically begging me for information about her and her honesty. I just drip fed you bits and pieces as it was none of your business. You’re that dumb that it’s actually you that has constantly accused me of making shit up lol. You are that cooked you even think I have fake accounts.. have another pipe Krusty 🤡 🤡

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You just don’t seem to get it. It’s like you have no ability to control or modify your unacceptable behaviour.
Probably time to say your goodbye’s as I think the rules are clear - see below.
You won’t be the first to be banned .. or the last no doubt.
And Admin note your IP address so coming back when your a/c is banned under another pseudonym won’t work for long.

Note the Forum RULES:

2. No obscene and offensive language used against workers, shops or other members.

3. No altercation on the forum. While friendly discussions or debates are welcome, but personal attacks that lead to hot arguments are not encouraged.

8. Refrain from criticizing the author of an After Report, write your own if you find your experience is different without attacking the individuals.

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Originally Posted by Ramjet777

������ whatever junkie. You’re a piece of shit meth user. That’s why you can only afford the cheap arse Chinese girls as all your disability pension goes on meth. Nice try clown ��

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Ramjet mate do you know why you would've only got CBJ from a lady who then gave BBBJ and full service to another bloke for the exact same price? I can imagine how bad that might make you feel. :unhappy: It definitely couldn't have been because of your appearance or your personality. It's a bit of a mystery. Here for support if you need.

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Originally Posted by Krusty Lad

Well well well, You can apologize anytime you are ready. Oh and learn to get out more, you might learn something..... You fucking moron

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Krusty mate can you point out exactly where Ramjet said he gave the lady a massage? He was simply listing all the services she offered. Do you struggle with reading comprehension? :unhappy: Here for support if you need.

Also I just noticed your spelling of 'apologise'. What part of North America are you from mate? :smile: