Nah, I’ve got bigger fish to fry elsewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
Post count 1994
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Nah, I’ve got bigger fish to fry elsewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
Post count 1994
Haha, busted!Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
This one says 7, the quoted one says 8.
But okay, I'll make it count and beg Vinnie to stay.
Please stay okay Vinnie? Pretty please?
Post count 1999
Make sure your last words count.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
I tried. I can't force people if they don't want to stay.
I'll accept your departure. But make sure to say hello if you ever come back as Vincent999
Make sure it's a Barramundi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Vincent888's departure will mark the turning point of Aus999.
It's the end of a golden era.
How narcissistic is this countdown?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Very, and I can't believe someone has so much time to post all this drivel in just 2 months...Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
No one can live in an adult forum all his life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiryu0
He has to get out to smell the flowers
to look at the blue sky
and to see and touch the real girls.
As Waz once said, nobody cares if you're leaving, just fuck off...
Still a few other I wish would take that advice as well...
He's not gone. He's still sitting in a dimly lit room with empty coke cans and maccas wrappers strewn around the room wondering how to come up with more bullshit to impress men he'll never meet on a punting forum.
How many times have you heard a crackhead say "I can give up whenever I want"
He's online now. But let's see how long he can stay quiet before his fingers start twitching.
Meng and Tan ?Quote:
Originally Posted by asiafever
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quad
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You obviously enjoyed it, read it and let it cause you reflux! I’d say job well done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiryu0
Another amateur psychic…Quote:
Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou
Trouble is I don’t drink or eat rubbish. How else does a guy my age have a 6 pak? How else can I pump so much pussy?
Some recent numbers of women I’ve banged.
6 in one week
7 the next week
8 the next week
9 the following week
6 last week.
Of course basement living, Maccas and Coca Cola contributed, right?
Wrong.
Post your stats. I dare you.
Please let the forum know your answer.
Is “Waz” short for wanker? Is he a Waz or a Wazza?Quote:
Originally Posted by asiafever
Whence doth thou obtaineth thyne name?
Apparently boasting about impossible to confirm physical characteristics and stats anonymously on the internet is a sign of being self-assured and not insecure at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
You don’t go and bang that many by being insecure.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
If anything the more you do it the less insecure you become.
My mates in the real world know what I get up to. I put those figures out there as a reminder for myself. The list is longer than that previously but who cares that far back? I don’t.
These are recent stats.
Believe them or not.
Makes no difference to me.
Makes perfect sense. If you forget you can just come and look through your now 2037 posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Who cares on the count. If I was using my laptop it’d be double that easily. But on a phone it’s slower.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
Reggie, I can call you Reggie, can't I?
Now that we are on a first name basis is it ok if I ask you to contribute to my next punt session? Just a fiver will do. I don’t want to get any WL’s up the duff, mkay.
Ribbed condoms are getting expensive you see.
And I like to please my women. I’m more than happy to give your name a mention next time I blow a load into some hottie’s snatch.
I could yell out “ oh Reggie you’ve done it again” or something like that during the vinegar stroke.
Guys in the rooms next door and brothels all around the place will hear your name and you’ll be famous!
Good idea?
Even better they’ll think you are doing all the punting and you could put up a dodgy list just like mine?
..Except mine isn’t remember..
It’ll be our lil secret as there’s only one “big pussy pumper” and that’s me ok!