Ask Christmas and Babycat

yahhhhhh I don't drink but I still hang with my friends like 10 hours without alcohol., just talk and laughㅋ

It seems like we all love Christmas though :miao:!

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Originally Posted by Christmas

when I worked : self-service wasn't needed
now : . //.. well,.. I said I got my first toy for my bday present... now i think toys are all bullshit!@ human flesh the best! *angry face*



When I worked : the quicker the better
with BF : appx 20mins - 3hour? depends... exclude foreplay part right...

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3 hours? Reminds me of my day off with an ex in the past. Over 6 or so hours (sporadic of course). It was like screwing 5 times in the morning, not to mention screwing a few more times in the evening. My dick was in pain from overuse for a few days the next morning.

no alcohol. are you really Korean? :)

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Originally Posted by cassius

no alcohol. are you really Korean? :)

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Haha +1. I love a beer and can go with the best of them but one of my Korean buddies, wow, just wow!

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Originally Posted by Christmas

yahhhhhh I don't drink but I still hang with my friends like 10 hours without alcohol.ㅋ

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Smoking and Drinking are a deadly combination! If you smoke then don't drink and vice versa! Better not drink or smoke but if you drink, just moderately!

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Originally Posted by Christmas

yahhhhhh I don't drink but I still hang with my friends like 10 hours without alcohol., just talk and laughㅋ

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!! :cry::cry::vomit::vomit:

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Originally Posted by jbrix

I'm sure there's no shortage of guys here who'll happily provide you with orgasms for free, myself included :-)

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Yes, that will definitely get her out of retirement......

Cringe.

https://media.giphy.com/media/OjDs1vadAn78c/giphy.gif

I'm horny

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Originally Posted by Christmas

I'm horny

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https://i.imgur.com/dZd5t.gif

Almost everyone in this thread. Lol.

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

https://i.imgur.com/dZd5t.gif

Almost everyone in this thread. Lol.

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Lol!!! What a fantastic GIF! So appropriate! That made my morning !! Good stuff!

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

https://i.imgur.com/dZd5t.gif

Almost everyone in this thread. Lol.

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Excellent post !

Like !!

ㅋㅋㅋmade my day too. thanks!! but where's bbc? are you still here
do you ever get horny
am I the only woman who's horny 24/7

skip it if you want to... bye..

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Originally Posted by Christmas

ㅋㅋㅋmade my day too. thanks!! but where's bbc? are you still here
do you ever get horny
am I the only woman who's horny 24/7

skip it if you want to... bye..

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Probably doesnt help that all the girls you work with are getting banged numerous times each day! 😁😁😁

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

https://i.imgur.com/dZd5t.gif

Almost everyone in this thread. Lol.

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Hahaha too funny. Christmas should definitely give him a chance for that post !!!

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Originally Posted by woods23

Hahaha too funny. Christmas should definitely give him a chance for that post !!!

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A chance to hangout and eat & drink non-alcoholic beverages, yes. I need someone help me improve my Korean and introduce me to some nice Korean gals. Hah.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

ㅋㅋㅋmade my day too. thanks!! but where's bbc? are you still here
do you ever get horny
am I the only woman who's horny 24/7

skip it if you want to... bye..

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Haha, you're not the only one, Christmas.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

https://media.giphy.com/media/OjDs1vadAn78c/giphy.gif

I'm horny

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o6ga...7fYA/giphy.gif

Christmas, babycat ,.....we have so much in common.😂
Drinks are on me... just tell me where and when.😊😎

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Originally Posted by Babycat

Haha, you're not the only one, Christmas.

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http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/01/016c8...0f6e9d4131.jpg


http://s.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0d3762...36b7821b23.jpg

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Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR

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Oh Uncle, that movie is really good. Its scenes are really tempted. I did go crazy after watching it.....

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Originally Posted by woods23

Hahaha too funny. Christmas should definitely give him a chance for that post !!!

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^ That GIF ... fucking WIN !!!

totally agree, Christmas you should reward this bloke ;)

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Originally Posted by jbrix

I think you misread the context bud. I meant that Christmas has enough friends on the forum/from WL days that she needn't suffer for lack of orgasms... we're all adults here, friends can give friends orgasms.

Reminds me of some time ago, my GF of the time and her friend came home after a biggish night out and being the huge hornbags they were, the friend was complaining about not having had any sex for a while (knowing full well that her friend, my GF, was getting plenty). To my astonishment, my GF suggested lending her my cock, and she agreed, so the friend and I had sex & she got her orgasm on, and then I went back to my GF's room for #2 (after a shower). I say GF, but really that relationship was more of a good friend+fuck buddy arrangement.

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https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pr...i=w320-h240-nc

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

https://i.imgur.com/dZd5t.gif

Almost everyone in this thread. Lol.

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This post is golden, made my day too, this guy definitely needs a reward for that one?

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Originally Posted by Christmas

ㅋㅋㅋmade my day too. thanks!! but where's bbc? are you still here
do you ever get horny
am I the only woman who's horny 24/7

skip it if you want to... bye..

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Originally Posted by Raybo

Probably doesnt help that all the girls you work with are getting banged numerous times each day! ������

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I was actually thinking something like this while waiting at No5 as well the other night. I noticed a lot of the receptionists are blokes, and some quite young. I am currently looking for a second job (partly to pay for a new expensive pass time I have started ��) and thought to myself I wonder could I work at a place like this.
Then I realised I would be surrounded by half naked gorgeous women all of which I just want to take to one of the rooms and play with, knowing that every guy that comes in will do just that and I have to recommend the ladies to them.
Sounds like a hard job ��

I think if I worked there I would just end up giving my pay check back to one of the ladies.
Do you if this has ever happened, I wonder do the guys working there get staff discount?

I think I would be up for a job like that anyway, there is just one problem? I'm not Asian ��

I think knowing that sex is happening so often around you would make anyone horny Christmas, how have you managed to stay retired working in a place like that?

LOL 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😗😆