Worst Punt in History - Chinese Bella (Locanto)

I'm so glad I found this thread. I had a booking with her this morning but decided to do a last minute search for her name to see if there was any feedback before heading over. Couldn't cancel fast enough. Thanks Fred!

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Originally Posted by Cayman

I'm so glad I found this thread. I had a booking with her this morning but decided to do a last minute search for her name to see if there was any feedback before heading over. Couldn't cancel fast enough. Thanks Fred!

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Fred's ok. He recovered nicely after eating some serious Ginza ass.

Shes a great bb 3 hole granny now with best bbbj and tits in Syd

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Originally Posted by Fred Flintstone

We’ve read about the worst smell in history. Now this report is on the worst punt in history.

I got sucked in by a Locanto ad the other day. It described Bella, a mid-40s Asian lady working out of an apartment in Milsons Point, offering a range of massage services. Always up for a punt, and being close by, I texted her and arranged an appointment. I was hoping for a hot, sexy MILF. She sent me some more photos, minus the head shots. She seemed to have massive jugs.

I followed her instructions and went to the Portofino Apartments on Alfred Street and to the third floor. She hid behind the door when she opened - always a bad sign. When I saw her, I was really, really disappointed. She was as ugly has hell, was aged about 65 and looked a complete, disheveled mess. Her head needed a paper bag. What was worse was the apartment. It was a complete fkn shit hole. This lady has a serious mental health problem and is a hoarder of the worst kind. Quite honestly, I have never been in an apartment with so much rubbish and junk before. It looked like a set from Slum Dog Millionaire. My head was spinning.

If you’ve seen Ada (wechat) before, well this lady is a lot older and a lot uglier, but not as fat. Her stomach fat folds don’t actually hangover her pussy like Ada’s. The apartment is about 10 times filthier than Ada’s and Ada wasn’t going to win any cleanliness awards either.

Now, any normal human would have fled the scene by now. But not me. LOL. Call it morbid fascination. Curiosity got the better of me and I decided to stick with it to see where this would all go. She asked for $170 for what was at this point, an unknown service. I just handed over the money. I stripped. The massage table was up against a wall with a pile of shit all over it. I asked her to change the hygiene sheet on the table, but she said it was just changed. Like hell it had been. She stripped and then said that suck, lick and fuck were all extra. I took one look at her aging and out of shape body and said no thanks. It would have been better if she kept her clothes on.

So she proceeded to rub me here and there for 30 minutes using a really sticky oil. It was horrible. Then oiled up her pendulous boobs and started dragging them over my back. On the flip she climbed on top of me and rubbed her boobs over my chest. I just wanted her to climb off me and the sticky oil was starting to annoy me. Then she wanked me off. I just closed my eyes and thought of better days.

I then went into the bathroom for a shower and just about puked. There were buckets of dirty water everywhere, like she was collecting them for a lab experiment. Not sure what that was about. May be that’s what hoarders do? Anyhow, after a quick 30 second shower, I raced home. Then in my own shower I scrubbed my skin for 15 minutes with soap as I felt so dirty. If you go and see her, you will certainly suffer from PTSD, so avoid.

She’s from HK and has three kids and three grandkids. So you could say she’s a GIWWTF (grandmother I wouldn’t want to fuck). She has a loyal following and said that she gets between 3-5 mongers a day. She said she won’t be advertising anymore as she has a sufficient client base. Fuck me dead…

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These Locanto once are always hit and miss, mostly miss. Once i visited a motel to meet a girl advertised as indian and photo was very attractive, but turned out to be a Chinese woman, when I said where is the Indian girl as advertised, she said she is the only work there.

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Originally Posted by Flinders102

These Locanto once are always hit and miss, mostly miss. Once i visited a motel to meet a girl advertised as indian and photo was very attractive, but turned out to be a Chinese woman, when I said where is the Indian girl as advertised, she said she is the only work there.

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Not just locanto. The old asian sluts are everwhere doing bait n switch, at least they do everything.

Just need to get the willpower to walk away. It's a good lesson. Next time it happens, just say you need to get some cash and then have a long think about if you want to proceed

i'm going to need a punt with a nice young lass to get rid of the imagery from this post.

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Originally Posted by Dongaz

i'm going to need a punt with a nice young lass to get rid of the imagery from this post.

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Hahaha, I feel you brother.
You need a hard reset to remove the cookies from the memory bank.

I took the plunge with her a few year ago when she ws working out of the Shore apartments at the Pac Highway / Epping Road junction.

Big MILF, huge natural tits, very very oily all over B2B back and front. She has no issues bouncing her huge tits all over my face, sticking her nipples up my ass, sticking her finger up my ass, sitting on my face, then sitting on my cock and pussysliding .... so much oil that my dick just slipped inside and she get going like nothing had happened.

Eventually she got off and tit fucked me to finish, with me on top straddling her. Happy to let me unload all over her neck and tits ... no hand up to stop the cum.

WIR ... never ... once enough to satisfy my curiosity, job done, fit-for-purpose .......

If you like chunky Chinese MILF's with huge natural tits who do no holds barred very oily B2B's, then she is your girl !!

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Originally Posted by Dongaz

i'm going to need a punt with a nice young lass to get rid of the imagery from this post.

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hehehe thats about right !

I think ladyboy Rachel from Surry Hills is up there with this. http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...-you-like-cock

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Originally Posted by pocket rocket

I took the plunge with her a few year ago when she ws working out of the Shore apartments at the Pac Highway / Epping Road junction.

Big MILF, huge natural tits, very very oily all over B2B back and front. She has no issues bouncing her huge tits all over my face, sticking her nipples up my ass, sticking her finger up my ass, sitting on my face, then sitting on my cock and pussysliding .... so much oil that my dick just slipped inside and she get going like nothing had happened.

Eventually she got off and tit fucked me to finish, with me on top straddling her. Happy to let me unload all over her neck and tits ... no hand up to stop the cum.

WIR ... never ... once enough to satisfy my curiosity, job done, fit-for-purpose .......

If you like chunky Chinese MILF's with huge natural tits who do no holds barred very oily B2B's, then she is your girl !!

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This is Bella last month. Those are large firm natural juggs gentlemen, not floppy sagged out tiddys. Shes stacked and chubby like Tigerr Benson. Last week I finally got balls deep in her ass. I never eat old cunt, I resever that for young poon.

My first experience was identical to above recall. These days its deep throat bbbj, bbfs with creampie. Im not getting oiled up like a pig on a spit. 🤣

She's fair and uncomplicated if youre not a cunt to her. Shes available 24/7.

Shes my 'go to' root, if my other sc's arent available. Shes consistent, Ive never seen her in a shitty mood, she always puts out. Like a big mac, you know what youre getting each time.

Sounds like you need to shower with disinfectant after this punt. Thanks for the heads up, one off the list

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Originally Posted by 90512

This is Bella last month. Those are large firm natural juggs gentlemen, not floppy sagged out tiddys. Shes stacked and chubby like Tigerr Benson. Last week I finally got balls deep in her ass. I never eat old cunt, I resever that for young poon.

My first experience was identical to above recall. These days its deep throat bbbj, bbfs with creampie. Im not getting oiled up like a pig on a spit. ��

She's fair and uncomplicated if youre not a cunt to her. Shes available 24/7.

Shes my 'go to' root, if my other sc's arent available. Shes consistent, Ive never seen her in a shitty mood, she always puts out. Like a big mac, you know what youre getting each time.

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Thanks for the more current update mate ....... I might go back soon just for another "experience" and see what happens to me this time .... but only if I'm feeling adventurous again ........

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Originally Posted by ryanpumper

Usually when it’s this bad I negotiate to just wank on their face so they don’t touch me and I can still get a load off

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Hey Pumper, with Bella, you probably wouldn't need to negotiate, you could just do it anyway and she wouldn't have a problem ....

I'll bite: I'd have to see the menu, with prices, to make the VFM determination for myself. The top post about the office's condition was quite a deterrent. Myself, I always appreciate a clean room AND en-suite shower (ala Summerville), so maybe I'm a lightweight. I don't know - do they make bleach body wipes? Don't want to end up looking like the Toxic Avenger or Swamp Thing... Maybe you know you have a problem if, on the bus, everyone moves away from you, little kids throw stones, and the crowd chants, "Unclean, unclean", and for all future punts, you have to wear a bell around your neck... :smile:

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Originally Posted by Fred Flintstone

We’ve read about the worst smell in history. Now this report is on the worst punt in history.

I got sucked in by a Locanto ad the other day. It described Bella, a mid-40s Asian lady working out of an apartment in Milsons Point, offering a range of massage services. Always up for a punt, and being close by, I texted her and arranged an appointment. I was hoping for a hot, sexy MILF. She sent me some more photos, minus the head shots. She seemed to have massive jugs.

I followed her instructions and went to the Portofino Apartments on Alfred Street and to the third floor. She hid behind the door when she opened - always a bad sign. When I saw her, I was really, really disappointed. She was as ugly has hell, was aged about 65 and looked a complete, disheveled mess. Her head needed a paper bag. What was worse was the apartment. It was a complete fkn shit hole. This lady has a serious mental health problem and is a hoarder of the worst kind. Quite honestly, I have never been in an apartment with so much rubbish and junk before. It looked like a set from Slum Dog Millionaire. My head was spinning.

If you’ve seen Ada (wechat) before, well this lady is a lot older and a lot uglier, but not as fat. Her stomach fat folds don’t actually hangover her pussy like Ada’s. The apartment is about 10 times filthier than Ada’s and Ada wasn’t going to win any cleanliness awards either.

Now, any normal human would have fled the scene by now. But not me. LOL. Call it morbid fascination. Curiosity got the better of me and I decided to stick with it to see where this would all go. She asked for $170 for what was at this point, an unknown service. I just handed over the money. I stripped. The massage table was up against a wall with a pile of shit all over it. I asked her to change the hygiene sheet on the table, but she said it was just changed. Like hell it had been. She stripped and then said that suck, lick and fuck were all extra. I took one look at her aging and out of shape body and said no thanks. It would have been better if she kept her clothes on.

So she proceeded to rub me here and there for 30 minutes using a really sticky oil. It was horrible. Then oiled up her pendulous boobs and started dragging them over my back. On the flip she climbed on top of me and rubbed her boobs over my chest. I just wanted her to climb off me and the sticky oil was starting to annoy me. Then she wanked me off. I just closed my eyes and thought of better days.

I then went into the bathroom for a shower and just about puked. There were buckets of dirty water everywhere, like she was collecting them for a lab experiment. Not sure what that was about. May be that’s what hoarders do? Anyhow, after a quick 30 second shower, I raced home. Then in my own shower I scrubbed my skin for 15 minutes with soap as I felt so dirty. If you go and see her, you will certainly suffer from PTSD, so avoid.

She’s from HK and has three kids and three grandkids. So you could say she’s a GIWWTF (grandmother I wouldn’t want to fuck). She has a loyal following and said that she gets between 3-5 mongers a day. She said she won’t be advertising anymore as she has a sufficient client base. Fuck me dead…

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That sucks, thank you for sharing with so much details.

Do you have a link to the profile? And where is she servicing from?

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Originally Posted by Fred Flintstone

WeÂ’ve read about the worst smell in history. Now this report is on the worst punt in history.

I got sucked in by a Locanto ad the other day. It described Bella, a mid-40s Asian lady working out of an apartment in Milsons Point, offering a range of massage services. Always up for a punt, and being close by, I texted her and arranged an appointment. I was hoping for a hot, sexy MILF. She sent me some more photos, minus the head shots. She seemed to have massive jugs.

I followed her instructions and went to the Portofino Apartments on Alfred Street and to the third floor. She hid behind the door when she opened - always a bad sign. When I saw her, I was really, really disappointed. She was as ugly has hell, was aged about 65 and looked a complete, disheveled mess. Her head needed a paper bag. What was worse was the apartment. It was a complete fkn shit hole. This lady has a serious mental health problem and is a hoarder of the worst kind. Quite honestly, I have never been in an apartment with so much rubbish and junk before. It looked like a set from Slum Dog Millionaire. My head was spinning.

If youÂ’ve seen Ada (wechat) before, well this lady is a lot older and a lot uglier, but not as fat. Her stomach fat folds donÂ’t actually hangover her pussy like AdaÂ’s. The apartment is about 10 times filthier than AdaÂ’s and Ada wasnÂ’t going to win any cleanliness awards either.

Now, any normal human would have fled the scene by now. But not me. LOL. Call it morbid fascination. Curiosity got the better of me and I decided to stick with it to see where this would all go. She asked for $170 for what was at this point, an unknown service. I just handed over the money. I stripped. The massage table was up against a wall with a pile of shit all over it. I asked her to change the hygiene sheet on the table, but she said it was just changed. Like hell it had been. She stripped and then said that suck, lick and fuck were all extra. I took one look at her aging and out of shape body and said no thanks. It would have been better if she kept her clothes on.

So she proceeded to rub me here and there for 30 minutes using a really sticky oil. It was horrible. Then oiled up her pendulous boobs and started dragging them over my back. On the flip she climbed on top of me and rubbed her boobs over my chest. I just wanted her to climb off me and the sticky oil was starting to annoy me. Then she wanked me off. I just closed my eyes and thought of better days.

I then went into the bathroom for a shower and just about puked. There were buckets of dirty water everywhere, like she was collecting them for a lab experiment. Not sure what that was about. May be thatÂ’s what hoarders do? Anyhow, after a quick 30 second shower, I raced home. Then in my own shower I scrubbed my skin for 15 minutes with soap as I felt so dirty. If you go and see her, you will certainly suffer from PTSD, so avoid.

SheÂ’s from HK and has three kids and three grandkids. So you could say sheÂ’s a GIWWTF (grandmother I wouldnÂ’t want to fuck). She has a loyal following and said that she gets between 3-5 mongers a day. She said she wonÂ’t be advertising anymore as she has a sufficient client base. Fuck me deadÂ…

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I agree with most of your observation!
Its embarrassing to mention that J have been visiting her for the last 10 years.
I first met her in a shop in St Leonards and was the first customer visited her in Shore Apartment when she moved in.
In terms of age, I would say +55 or even 60!
Nice body! A bit of fat! She used to be skinnier back then!

Her place is as you describe pretty much but she used to be a lot cleaner! Its probably an age thing. She just stores everything she can in her tiny apartment.
I have visited her in 5 places of her residence and this one is the worst! I agree!
What makes me back each time is her attitude and care and probably not having an alternative!

Anyway, if you are looking for a 40 ish years old, she is not your thing. ☺️☺️

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Originally Posted by 90512

Shes a great bb 3 hole granny now with best bbbj and tits in Syd

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Agree! ☺️☺️
She has nice tits but you can see the age on the tity skin!
😁😁