Preparation before seeing a WL

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10-05-2023, 12:27 PM
Sibon

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Originally Posted by Alexjo974

Just curious what you guys would do before go for the fun.

I'd have the pubic hair shaved clean at least the day before the booking, get some mints ready in case of any bad breath. Sure we are paying for service but some basic respect to the WL is required imo

What would you do? Same? More? or less?

I burn a stick of jasmine-scented incence, sit cross legged on the floor and meditate and chant to purify my thoughts in preparation of some unmentionable deeds in a parlour's darkened cubicle. All this happens with a background of calming traditional Japanese flute music.

Sometimes I ask for forgiveness and for strength to substain the $200 an hour punt.

When I open my eyes I'm fresh and enlightened becoming a new man for the ML.
10-05-2023, 01:08 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by chatswood2067

guys, you better not to shave before punting to avoid any small cuts on skin,
less chance to catch some infections

100%, next time you punt growl her out with a 3 day spiky growth and watch the girl wiggle and worm
10-05-2023, 01:12 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by warwick1

You call posting absolute delusional BS constantly entertainment, you have a big problem, I will leave the moron alone, I will actually block him again, is that ok with you?? I did have a Benz, sold it and kept my 2002 Commodore and I get great service from one of Jenny's shops....

of course its entertaining, if it wasn't you wouldn't be replying to these types of posts,
10-05-2023, 01:20 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by l337dude

I'm jelly mate, that's why I always park my shitty Toyota a mile away from the shop lol, don't want anyone to find out I'm a sorry-ass poor bugger.

I also wear my cheap digital watch and leave my wallet in the car, the only things in my pocket are condoms and cash :shout:

Having said that...I do take care of my hygiene, clean penis + non-smelly ass crack.

na don't be Jelly, when i am not in the office, i walk around in cheap comfortable trackies from Kmart, i look more homeless than the homeless, my mate owns a Mustang Celica that belonged to his mother and thats a pretty cool car,
10-05-2023, 01:35 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by OLD SNAKE

100% you got to treat it like a date, so good personal hygiene and presentation, as the girls first impressions of you will determine what kind of service you will receive, because no girl wants some fat dirty ugly man touching them, no matter how much you tip them,
last Saturday i parked my GLA 250 Mercedes on site at Lalabells Granville right next to the door and the Mamasan came out and greeted me, and gave the car a complement, and she was very friendly, i think she told all the girls, rich old man is here, haha, because she asked what type of girl you like, instead of the usual only this girl is available,

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?
10-05-2023, 01:37 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by itouch

Preparing enough money in the wallet.

Wait, I thought if I'm handsome enough, then I won't need to pay 😆
10-05-2023, 01:39 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles

Tantric breathing exercises

Teach me! I'm a humble student
10-05-2023, 01:41 PM
warwick1

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Originally Posted by Alexjo974

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

Enough to buy tracky dacks from K mart
10-05-2023, 01:52 PM
GoldfishMan

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Originally Posted by Sibon

I burn a stick of jasmine-scented incence, sit cross legged on the floor and meditate and chant to purify my thoughts in preparation of some unmentionable deeds in a parlour's darkened cubicle. All this happens with a background of calming traditional Japanese flute music.

Sometimes I ask for forgiveness and for strength to substain the $200 an hour punt.

When I open my eyes I'm fresh and enlightened becoming a new man for the ML.

You left out "stick a few needles into my Warwick1 voodoo doll".
10-05-2023, 02:04 PM
warwick1

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You left out "stick a few needles into my Warwick1 voodoo doll".

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10-05-2023, 02:32 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by Alexjo974

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

its not about age, its about how you manage your finances and what you do to earn your income, but the most important part is before you buy or lease a Mercedes/BMW/Audi is the operational cost associated with it, so expect to pay triple that of a Toyota Corolla
10-05-2023, 02:36 PM
GoldfishMan

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Originally Posted by Alexjo974

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

Old enough to have been able to buy your house with less than $200k.
10-05-2023, 02:37 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by warwick1

Enough to buy tracky dacks from K mart

100% they are good value for money, who wants to walk around in their business suits on their day off,
10-05-2023, 02:38 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by l337dude

At first I read 14 days lol, damn, then I took a closer look it's only 4.

I normally abstain as well, usually for a day or two (I can abstain for longer if I wanted to), but the longest I went was 3 months (no joke) for personal reasons, was a few years ago, it was fukin hard, restless,blue balls etc...the thing I noticed was after around 4 weeks I stopped noticing it and I wasn't as horny (sex drive went down), I just stopped thinking about it, the first 2 weeks were the hardest for sure. When I finally blew the load was out of this world (Peter North who?) :shout:

3 months? How are your penis not leaking cums constantly lol
but that's impressive, I'm not about to try it anytime soon
10-05-2023, 02:43 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by chatswood2067

guys, you better not to shave before punting to avoid any small cuts on skin,
less chance to catch some infections

Maybe a permanent hair removal by laser is better if that's what you suggesting?
10-05-2023, 02:46 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Old enough to have been able to buy your house with less than $200k.

100% in 1992 the first 2 properties i purchased next to each other where the worse 2 houses in the suburb, and there was no redevelopment in the area at the time, but the rent payed off enough of the mortgage before i was able to refinance and redevelop
10-05-2023, 03:02 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by Sibon

I burn a stick of jasmine-scented incence, sit cross legged on the floor and meditate and chant to purify my thoughts in preparation of some unmentionable deeds in a parlour's darkened cubicle. All this happens with a background of calming traditional Japanese flute music.

Sometimes I ask for forgiveness and for strength to substain the $200 an hour punt.

When I open my eyes I'm fresh and enlightened becoming a new man for the ML.

I think you are not joking so I'm gonna do the same 😉
10-05-2023, 03:17 PM
dotcumdotinyou

Why would you want to buy a merc bmw or audi, you lose 30% of its value driving it out of the showroom.
10-05-2023, 03:29 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou

Why would you want to buy a merc bmw or audi, you lose 30% of its value driving it out of the showroom.

that use to be the case before covid, but they have been maintaining their values over the last 4 years, plus people don't lease or buy these cars as an investment, they use them as a daily driver,
10-05-2023, 03:34 PM
dotcumdotinyou

Give it another 12 months and then you'll be losing 40%. And if those idiot greens get their way you'll be losing 90%

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