Beards

Like mullets, very few people can pull off a beard

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Originally Posted by 11Bravo

But the advantages: A tightly packed crowd, you're in a hurry... full beard, pull out a shirttail, muss the hair, quick shuffling along, loud mumbling nonsense... and magically, the crowd parts like the Red Sea, a clear path thru... And you've made it to your booking on time (quick tuck before walking in the door along with a quick comb). QED.

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*Goes through crowd singing VALHALLA CALLING ME*

+PUNTERISED lyrics+

Clits of vigor and the flaps are wettening
Shaven pussies are your verdant plains
Each new session is a new beginning
Cocks Rise and Reign
Far from the streets and the people loitering
Punters cum over new frontiers
Songs and sagas of a fate determined
Doms and cheers
Extra service and the thrill of MILFGard
Prep an AR for the clan and kin
Sounds of slapping and the flashes of cumming
Pound within
Oh-ho-oh
The echoes of her loud ass FOAM
Oh-ho-oh
My regulars calling me
Oh-ho-oh
To pluck her velve-ty G-String
Oh-ho-oh
My regulars calling me
My regulars calling me

Tits a' swaying in her crimson corsette
Extra service is up to how she feels
Dirty punters won't get more than Hand Jobs
That's the deal
Dicks are rising and the girls are moaning
Tips will get you to her soft warm walls
Golden showers and the sounds of pleasure
Then WORK CALLS

Etc chorus

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Originally Posted by F0x

*Goes through crowd singing VALHALLA CALLING ME*

+PUNTERISED lyrics+

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THANK YOU, made my day. WELL DONE. :shout:

I doing like hairy pussy so I totally understand why some women don’t like beards.

I love my beard. I think it makes me look distinguished and I couldn't care if the WL doesn't like it. Nothing like licking a tender pussy and have the juices flow through your beard. The best is running your fingers through it on the drive home feeling and smelling the dried pussy juice. Once after giving DATY to a 70 year old WL I actually found bits of carrot, peas and corn in it during the day.

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Originally Posted by CharlieM

I love my beard. I think it makes me look distinguished and I couldn't care if the WL doesn't like it. Nothing like licking a tender pussy and have the juices flow through your beard. The best is running your fingers through it on the drive home feeling and smelling the dried pussy juice. Once after giving DATY to a 70 year old WL I actually found bits of carrot, peas and corn in it during the day.

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Thanks for saving me heaps of $$$. I don't think I'll be punting for a while after reading that... :vomit: