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Really? If it doesn't include sirens, either LE or medical personnel, a court appearance, explosions, or a mob, then how bad was it really?
I think the punter who got mugged while trying to find his private might disagree with the above posts.
GEESH.
Coppers turned up doing an immigration search. I was going hammer n tong till my time was up in case her time was up
http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...re-got-shat-on ... mine just recently ( Mid January)Quote:
Originally Posted by WolvingWolf
Just posted mine here:
http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...27-Funny-story
Can't say it's my worst since I got a good massage out of it...
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The bad taste is usually the left over cum from their bfs cream pie earlier that morningQuote:
Originally Posted by Zenxxx
I hope so I’ll make sure to do a after report haha
Girls with stinky pussies need to go get treated for BV, good treatments at the chemist now for it and over 30 it's gonna happen with anybody sexually active.
Lube, condoms etc don't help with it.
Reg in Melbourne after her period the stench was so bad I flopped and couldn't finish, never went back.
Another time a bitch promise me the world during a lineup then was like a split 🪓 personality in the room suddenly demanding extras for everything. To my credit I got dressed and demanded a refund
Is it to do with been sexually active and age?Quote:
Originally Posted by themort
Or your diet as well including smoking and vaping
The same thing happened to me. Was seeing a regular for the most part of about 2 years until one day changed to doggy and it stank. This wasn't the first time. It happened twice and on the third time, I never went back. She was great everytime but that stench really ended it for me. It was bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by SlippinJimmy
This is why I don't take the question seriously. Happened across an ANCIENT post the other day, had forgotten all about it. For those with ADHD, those who think TikTok's are novels, anything over a SHORT paragraph that DOESN'T include "name, rank, serial number, DOB" is wasted time - don't click, or just scroll (you do know how to scroll, right), to the bottom where the conclusion is.
Yes, it's LONG: a long way away, a long time ago, a LONG read. While the methodology is different (bar FL's), the point will always be valid (well, spoiler alert: no sirens, no court appearance, no mob, no explosions).
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...l=1#post368207
Honestly bro, stinking pussies are the worst. That putrid stench especially in doggy. Making me sick thinking about itQuote:
Originally Posted by themort
Ugh....shared it hear a few times....try to forget.
Circa 2010
Singapore
Ethiopian girl
Hotel room
Heavy period
Scene from a murder
Hard to get her outta the room
Housekeeping not impressed
And neither was I!!
That is fucked up hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Abracadabra
Mate, it was 2am and they had to bring in a new mattress!Quote:
Originally Posted by Roydemeo
This definitely. Worse with 30+ and into 40s more common. Probably more common with girls who CIM but condoms, lube, excessive washing all contribute. The small is impossible to miss. They need to abstain for a few days and use a pessary and it goes away.Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyWolfBangBangBang
Not to my knowledge, it's all about the hoo-haQuote:
Originally Posted by BabyWolfBangBangBang
Had a few…
Thailand - drunk girl said 2500 short time then wanted 4000 and started kicking me. Gave her the 4k to leave and wouldn’t, had to call hotel reception. Started getting kicked in the lobby. Receptionist told me to go find a bar in town and chill out for a few hours in case she called the police. Seen her years later on beach road looking a lot worse for wear.
Saigon princess - http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...solute-rip-off
Had an experience at Ginza but promised the guy at reception I wouldn’t say anything about it. The girl doesn’t work there anymore but reception gave me a full refund and handled the situation very professionally.
Amy is not a bad punt, she is a busy girl by all accounts at 533. That room is atrocious though. I would put it down to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meng
After reading some of your AR's, I don't think 533, or the majority of budget brothels are the place for you.
Moral of these stories is to have the willpower to walk away when things get smelly
That's why it's no honey, no money.Quote:
Originally Posted by SiberianKhatru98
Walking away from a punt when you already paid them