If WL fell prego.

Here's a weird story. Sorry, I have got a lot of weird stories - I haved lived a weird life. If you ever tire of them just say so and I will stop.
Ok, I am in Thailand and pick up a bar girl and she is absolutely gorgeous and charming we get back to my hotel and it's wild sex and she is always insisting we do it bareback. And i am always saying no.
Even after 15 bourbon and cokes and a beautiful girl opening her cunt for me that voice at the back of my head is as solid and unrelenting as my hard on "ALWAYS use a condom you silly fucker!"
So we have safe sex and I come into the condom and I tie it in a knot and throw it in the bin.
I take a shower, come back and she has gone thru the bin retrived the condom full of spunk and just about to pop it into her hand bag. And I'm like "what the fuck!!"
And she comes back with " I want to keep it for a nice memory"
Fucking Kodak moment!!
So I go no you can't have my vital bodily fluids Dr Strangelove style and snatched it back.
I can only assume she was going to rush home get the turkey baster out and try and impregnate herself and then hit me for marriage, maintenance etc.
Fucking weird!!

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Originally Posted by rooter

Here's a weird story. Sorry, I have got a lot of weird stories - I haved lived a weird life. If you ever tire of them just say so and I will stop.
Ok, I am in Thailand and pick up a bar girl and she is absolutely gorgeous and charming we get back to my hotel and it's wild sex and she is always insisting we do it bareback. And i am always saying no.
Even after 15 bourbon and cokes and a beautiful girl opening her cunt for me that voice at the back of my head is as solid and unrelenting as my hard on "ALWAYS use a condom you silly fucker!"
So we have safe sex and I come into the condom and I tie it in a knot and throw it in the bin.
I take a shower, come back and she has gone thru the bin retrived the condom full of spunk and just about to pop it into her hand bag. And I'm like "what the fuck!!"
And she comes back with " I want to keep it for a nice memory"
Fucking Kodak moment!!
So I go no you can't have my vital bodily fluids Dr Strangelove style and snatched it back.
I can only assume she was going to rush home get the turkey baster out and try and impregnate herself and then hit me for marriage, maintenance etc.
Fucking weird!!

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Sounds like a normal thai bar girl.

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Originally Posted by rooter

Here's a weird story. Sorry, I have got a lot of weird stories - I haved lived a weird life. If you ever tire of them just say so and I will stop.
Ok, I am in Thailand and pick up a bar girl and she is absolutely gorgeous and charming we get back to my hotel and it's wild sex and she is always insisting we do it bareback. And i am always saying no.
Even after 15 bourbon and cokes and a beautiful girl opening her cunt for me that voice at the back of my head is as solid and unrelenting as my hard on "ALWAYS use a condom you silly fucker!"
So we have safe sex and I come into the condom and I tie it in a knot and throw it in the bin.
I take a shower, come back and she has gone thru the bin retrived the condom full of spunk and just about to pop it into her hand bag. And I'm like "what the fuck!!"
And she comes back with " I want to keep it for a nice memory"
Fucking Kodak moment!!
So I go no you can't have my vital bodily fluids Dr Strangelove style and snatched it back.
I can only assume she was going to rush home get the turkey baster out and try and impregnate herself and then hit me for marriage, maintenance etc.
Fucking weird!!

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fuck me brother that is ridiculous!

"that's MY cum! give it back now!! "

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Originally Posted by Sextus

Co-incidentally, I commented in my recent review of new girl Joanne at 64 how fertile she looked to me. Much more than many a girl I've seen for a long while.
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Sextus, I would really like you to explain the science of how a girl looks "fertile". The biological facts have nothing to do with "looks".

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Originally Posted by Sextus

Co-incidentally, I commented in my recent review of new girl Joanne at 64 how fertile she looked to me. Much more than many a girl I've seen for a long while.

Is this all in the mind, or are there some subtle signals, scents or cues that evolution would explain, and that I was really picking up that her body too, was signaling unconsciously to her and to me that it was ready and wanting to be knocked up? I am sure this is true.

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Bill, here is the relevant quote. You got too fixated on the literal meaning of "looked."

It is nothing to do with mere eyesight. I don't even need to research this to know. Any evolutionary biologist knows about this phenomenon. It is called being in heat. Though in human females it is much more subtle, but still present. A subconscious pointer to a brief period of maximum fertility, having an equally sub-conscious effect on the level of a male's feeling of horniness / attraction. It also affects the female too. I realised this in retrospect when I reviewed (literally reviewed!) my experience with the voluptuously nude girl.

As many tend to forget, we humans are also animals, and we originated from a long, long, long line of them.

I thought if you always used a condom she would not get pregnant, or if she did it was with someone else! Use a condom and it wont be your problem.

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Originally Posted by Littlewonder

I thought if you always used a condom she would not get pregnant, or if she did it was with someone else! Use a condom and it wont be your problem.

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Unless it breaks or cames off!

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Originally Posted by rooter

Here's a weird story. Sorry, I have got a lot of weird stories - I haved lived a weird life. If you ever tire of them just say so and I will stop.
Ok, I am in Thailand and pick up a bar girl and she is absolutely gorgeous and charming we get back to my hotel and it's wild sex and she is always insisting we do it bareback. And i am always saying no.
Even after 15 bourbon and cokes and a beautiful girl opening her cunt for me that voice at the back of my head is as solid and unrelenting as my hard on "ALWAYS use a condom you silly fucker!"
So we have safe sex and I come into the condom and I tie it in a knot and throw it in the bin.
I take a shower, come back and she has gone thru the bin retrived the condom full of spunk and just about to pop it into her hand bag. And I'm like "what the fuck!!"
And she comes back with " I want to keep it for a nice memory"
Fucking Kodak moment!!
So I go no you can't have my vital bodily fluids Dr Strangelove style and snatched it back.
I can only assume she was going to rush home get the turkey baster out and try and impregnate herself and then hit me for marriage, maintenance etc.
Fucking weird!!

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I had a similar thing a long time back, she was Thai also, I asked why she wanted it and she said it is good for the skin...
She did it each time I saw her.

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Originally Posted by africanw

Unless it breaks or cames off!

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I think the condoms are so good these days its over 20 years since I had one break or come off, and back then there must have been a bad batch as I had about 3 break in a couple of months.

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Originally Posted by africanw

Unless it breaks or cames off!

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If she is not on the pill and it breaks or comes off then the smart thing to do is go and get the morning after pill. At least that way one problem is solved she shouldn't end up pregnant.