Toys Toys Toys

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Originally Posted by Christmas

http://i.imgur.com/8Ox0FWT.png

I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)

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Are you having a laugh? That's clearly just an ear thermometer!

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Originally Posted by Raybo

Haha. A few years ago i bought a Solo Man Tshirt at KFC, some sort of promotion. Still have and have occssionally wore it!

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Damn I want that shirt

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Originally Posted by harrycd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78Tp58

You gotta work it hard to be a solo man...

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Love the subliminal advertising around 0.08, do you have to work that hard to get rid of the empty calories or do you have to be hard when you are working, and if so does it chafe on your budgie smugglers?

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Originally Posted by Christmas

http://i.imgur.com/8Ox0FWT.png

I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)

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Hmmm, unless it sucks as hard as a vacuum it may be hard to keep on once you become excited, you may need assistance to use it.

Always pleased to help a lady in need out.

Hey jerry.. aren't the best toys "toy boys "??? 😊

Wouldn't the cock ring be ontop of the condom tho? So it's not like ur actually touching it...

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Originally Posted by Azninvasion85

Wouldn't the cock ring be ontop of the condom tho? So it's not like ur actually touching it...

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Dude it depends how long your dick is, the ring goes around the base of your dick so if the condom doesn't roll all the way up to the base ... :)

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Originally Posted by Christmas

http://i.imgur.com/8Ox0FWT.png

I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)

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Just found this review of a few toys you might be interested in

http://www.prevention.com/sex/the-be...xperts/slide/3

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Originally Posted by Boney

Just found this review of a few toys you might be interested in

http://www.prevention.com/sex/the-be...xperts/slide/3

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http://www.prevention.com/sites/prev...?itok=BKYFeMrh

how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

http://www.prevention.com/sites/prev...?itok=BKYFeMrh

how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.

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Wouldn't it be hard to keep it clean with all those decorations ?

Handcuffs , sports tape ,rubber gloves , towel , electro prod , leather horse whip ,
bottle of ammonia, gas mask , ping pong paddle , razor blade , ear plugs,
blindfolds , anal hook,dog collar and dog muzzle.

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Originally Posted by BTK

bottle of ammonia

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I know I am gonna regret asking you but what is the ammonia for ?

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Originally Posted by CunningLinguist

I know I am gonna regret asking you but what is the ammonia for ?

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After i suck you giant cock and fuck you arse i will need it to sterilize the room .
Handsome .:red_heart:

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Originally Posted by Christmas

http://www.prevention.com/sites/prev...?itok=BKYFeMrh

how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.

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I 'll buy you one if you'll be my girlfriend ,you could always dump me after an hour .
My girlfriends always do that

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Originally Posted by BTK

Handcuffs , sports tape ,rubber gloves , towel , electro prod , leather horse whip ,
bottle of ammonia, gas mask , ping pong paddle , razor blade , ear plugs,
blindfolds , anal hook,dog collar and dog muzzle.

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ammonia for what tho :0 oh..what.. that sterilises?

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Originally Posted by Starved

I 'll buy you one if you'll be my girlfriend ,you could always dump me after an hour .
My girlfriends always do that

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genuine GFE!ㅋ

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Originally Posted by Christmas

ammonia for what tho :0 oh..what.. that sterilises?



genuine GFE!ㅋ

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What's That ?
Is that where we argue and you tell me
All the things wrong with me ?
I prefer fantasy GFE 😃

Think that character is like a "ke" sound. Cause Koreans like to laugh like a zerg rush.

Kekekekekekekekekeke

I once booked a GFE service, the girl took my money and sat on her phone for an hour. 10/10 would book again.

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Originally Posted by eltran

I once booked a GFE service, the girl took my money and sat on her phone for an hour. 10/10 would book again.

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That's what girl friends do ! ;) ;) ;)

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Originally Posted by Nejums

Think that character is like a "ke" sound. Cause Koreans like to laugh like a zerg rush.

Kekekekekekekekekeke

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Thanks for the nice explanation !!keke
Yeah if the girl doesn't use ㅋ or ㅎ , she's not Korean