Hellish experience .. now looking for an ML in shining nudity

Well atleast you got a funny story to tell your friends.

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Originally Posted by magicman

i think youre gay now bro

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hahahahaha


Great thread op.

My flatmate who doesn't punt visits these massage places in Chatty all the time (for legit massages) I'm going to have to point him to this shop rofl...

I've never tried any massage place in chatty or any ML before and you've scared me off.

Actually I've had 2 punts where I got ladyboy vibes, one was with a girl who had short hair (my thing) but was so skinny that from behind I started to imagine that this would be what fucking an asian dude would be like.
The other was positively reviewed on here but for some reason the lighting and her skinny frame started giving me ladyboy vibes and killed the session midway through. :/

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Originally Posted by Crusader

I have had a number of private messages and only just seen the replies here.
The shop is called Mali Mali on Help St.
It's up some stairs, in between a couple of cafes.

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haha its near chimichurri, that place is great.

If a Thai girl speaks softly all the time chances are she is a ladyboy :)

http://davidbonnie.com/2014/08/11/wh...s-in-thailand/

considering the other day one guy in this forum introuced mali mali to me.....

Where is the resident expert on post-op when you need him..

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...-massage-shops

Yes, I did, in response to your post looking for Thai massage shops.
Whilst l know a few of the ML,s (accent on the L being lady not ladyboy) i cannot vouch for the sexual orientation of every masseuse who works in the shop

My friend booked a ML on cracker when it was still up and running. He turned up to find out it was a tranny but still stayed for the massage, no happy ending. I laughed at him but he said the massage was ok.

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Originally Posted by Alex T Bear

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...-massage-shops

Yes, I did, in response to your post looking for Thai massage shops.
Whilst l know a few of the ML,s (accent on the L being lady not ladyboy) i cannot vouch for the sexual orientation of every masseuse who works in the shop

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Haha, no hard feelings mate, just kidding

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Originally Posted by Babycat

anyone wanna try adventurous session with ladyboy? They’re lovely, at least the one I know.

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Ask BrothelCreeper he likes to eat cum ;)

Puts a real emphasis on “buyer beware” right?

Pffft, buncha weak bitches.
I'd totally get a massage and bbbj from a ladyboy. As long as there is no stubble/beard/moustache.
Ignorance is bliss.

If it was a legit massage I couldn't care less but they should tell you if it's a ladyboy if you venture into part 2 of the massage.

This is definitely one shop to avoid in Chatswood. Thanks for the warning.

Haha, funny as fuck

My heart goes out to the Ladyboy , but also to somebody so
wrapped up in darkness that they may never break free.
I feel the pain of the parents who child has lost their
identity forever and also lost their child to awful glorification
for somebody gratification.
Most Ladyboys have normal neoplasms in heart , liver and kidneys.
But there new surgical parts are not oncological aberrations but
almost like new functional organs.

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Originally Posted by Clozapine

My heart goes out to the Ladyboy , but also to somebody so
wrapped up in darkness that they may never break free.
I feel the pain of the parents who child has lost their
identity forever and also lost their child to awful glorification
for somebody gratification.
Most Ladyboys have normal neoplasms in heart , liver and kidneys.
But there new surgical parts are not oncological aberrations but
almost like new functional organs.

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dafuq is wrong with this cunt?

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Originally Posted by Crusader

dafuq is wrong with this cunt?

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Clozapine is like Absinthe — an acquired taste and somewhat hallucinogenic. I’m a fan of both.