I try not to look at girls too much in public, kinda worried i might be too obvious, creepy or something. Haha
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I try not to look at girls too much in public, kinda worried i might be too obvious, creepy or something. Haha
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The other day I tried to occupy myself by going to an outdoor gym near my house and doing chin ups until my arms gave out. Usually the only other people who use it are so old they remember the day the dinosaurs died. But oh no, that day this strikingly gorgeous Arab girl wearing lycra and a g string with a THICC ass was there. How am I supposed to concentrate with that ass bouncing up and down doing step ups right in front of me... fuck me.. Nanna Doreen could've used my groin as a stability bar for her knee lifts... It's not good...Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackToad
I had to take a trip to Eastwood on Saturday. The place was wall to wall hotties. The girl who served me in the cafe was especially cute. If you'd measured my pulse you'd have to subtract 8..
Haha you guys are funny.
Those yoga/Lycra pants... I swear I never used to like them. These days I'm staring at them drooling and looking real hard for a panty line. FMD 95% of them don't have any! That can only mean.... Lordy, those are naughty girls!
Apparently there are "no show" underwear the girls are wearing. At least that is what I've been told.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
I think you're right, bro! Can't be that many norty girls walking around with no panties or a G-string! Still, I really appreciate what they do for us. To all the no-show-panty/g-string/going-commando girls out there, you have the humblest gratitude of this salty pervy old man. :slobber: :slobber: :slobber:Quote:
Originally Posted by asiafever
Blue balls have dictated terms, have booked a private close by in a LGA not really affected by Covid-19. It is one of those normally dodgy $250 ones so I am not expecting much....picture looks good though lol!
Haha, im almost at my limit as well, might end up going for a orivate as well. Luckily i mainly use public transpo so that cuts out a portion of possible privates. Im hoping to get some info on oprivates that are closeby tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raybo
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Sitting with a lovely private as I type
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So I take it you're no longer master of your domain?Quote:
Originally Posted by Forward Must Hang
A classic episode..Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forward Must Hang
Bouncy ponytails. I hear you. An oft overlooked delight.
My balls are so blue, I amnusing my pens to sing Eiffel 65 Blue da ba dee song
Def got blue balls. Anyone know any privates still working? PM me please
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Holy crap - just went for my first jab and went via my local Green Grocer shop for some supplies. As I walked in there was this 5”6 hot Chinese dreamboat lining up to check out. She was so nicely built, nice and trim, In a tight black mid thigh dress and in black high heels 👠. I just stood there - inconspicuously of course…. Think i’m gonna cry now …
I would've chatted her up... After wiping the drool from my face, of course!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ease
Yeah it’s been too long - think I got stuck in a drool loop and just couldn’t move 🤤Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Went back to the outdoor gym to do yet more chin ups.
I've been on a mission to replicate Michael Jai Whites chin ups in a shitty movie called Never Back Down 2.
https://youtu.be/_KMwAOAkxo8
Anyway I like to train alone and in silence.
Suddenly these 2 birds appear. One Aussie born Indian, one cauc, in yoga pants and crop tops, they're going to do a session it seems.
Now this is a conundrum. If I continue I'm likely to be labelled a show off, if I fuck up because I've not mastered it yet I look a-grade douche, and I don't know about you guy but when I'm imagining mounting the pair of them like a lion mauling 2 gazelles it's really hard to concentrate on my form.
I revert to regular chins.
As I'm halfway through a set the Indian girl steps in my eyeline and does a stretch with her leg up at about 135 degrees from the ground, mucho flexiblo, that's it, I can't take this shit no more. Finished my set and left.
Fuck this shit, it's a fucking conspiracy, I'm TRYING to do the right fucking thing and it's fucking impossible.
*Flips table with laptop*
Fuck this I'm back off to the shed...
Try not wearing undies in your next trip there and show them your full appreciation, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by asiafever
At my age I don't get "blue balls", they are more of a boring "beige"................
From the latest news, this threads title need to be changed to Maroon Balls !
Queensland Maroons forward Jai Arrow was fined $35,000 and stood down for two games including Origin III when he was caught bringing an unregistered woman back to his hotel room !!
That’s a very expensive session........ lol
It's pretty safe visiting a private if you live nearby the girls.
I think all the police are out west.
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Big time. Saving my cash and will treat myself to more of an upmarket punt than I'd normally go for when lockdown finishes