Embarrassing moments ?

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Originally Posted by HoorayForBoobies

If I saw a hot ex schoolmate, I’d want to try!

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I would have chosen the ex schoolmate and tease her while she work on me.

Ran into an old work colleague in the waiting room at my local - that was embarrassing 🙈
I hate it when the waiting rooms aren’t separate from one and other - a moment I always dreaded especially cos he didn’t just own up to being there for the usual reasons and insisted he was there because his mates dragged him in and was only waiting for them. I wouldn’t have minded so much if it turned out he was a fellow punter. You know, honour amongst thieves . Luckily never heard from him again

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Originally Posted by local

Yesterday afternoon, I received a request to attend to a customers problem at the home of his girlfriend.
Seeing I know his family I was sworn to keep his little secret.
I arrived and was buzzed in and went up the lift, then knocked on what I thought was the correct door.
It opened, but no one showed their face.
Standing behind the door was a tiny little girl who looked no older than 14 to or 15.
She held up a finger to her lips, then grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
She immediately started kissing me and trying to undress me.
now obviously something was going on, but I was here to work not to muck around.
Well it turned out that the address was actually a dual key unit and this was "B" not "A".
She was actually 24 (she showed me her passport).
She thought I was her "john" for a 3 hour session.
He was lost on the way it seems and rang the buzzer 15 minutes late.
So I knocked next door ("A") and was let in by a girl who could have been the twin sister of "B".
what was the problem ? seems both units buzzer was ringing no matter whether you pressed "A", "B" or nothing added to the number. (actually controlled by a switch in the unit actually, they just didn't know).
Turns out the girls had not met each other till then.
There has been recent discussion here about sugar dating, here is a guy who is paying $550 rent, plus $2000 a week to his girlfriend. She has signed a contract so everything is above board with no comeback in the future.
The girl is younger than his daughter, actually she looks like his grand-daughter.
I actually wonder if he knows the girl in "B" as well ??

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Wait, I'm being a bit slow today. Can someone explain to me what's going on here?

ML agrees to FS. I proceed to DATY and she covers her pussy with her hands. I gently nudge away till she starts to loosen up. 10 mins in and she can’t get enough. Tongue fingers fast slow she moaning and wailing and digging her fingers into my neck until I’m completely devouring her pussy. The hornier and noisier she got the more I had to keep stopping myself pumping the fukn massage table and stop myself cumming. She eventually says fuck me doggy now. I heard that and bam I cum laying face down all over my stomach. Ahh sorry babe..,maybe next time I think I blew my chance.
Was worth the fun anyway…

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Originally Posted by bummer

I think the most embarassing is when in the morning you go to put your dick in pussy and there aint one there !!

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I think it would be more embarrassing being the recipient of that !

I shot a load pretty high into the air once with an ML that it landed on my own face. I am not even a shooter like that but for some reason it happened. Yes it was embarrassing but we both laughed about it and she cleaned me up well.

Not really embarrasing more funny. I was at a shop, booked the usual hour, nearly half an hour in after some good sex the woman said she had cum twice and was shagged, she said she would ask the manager to send a second girl in, which he did! The manager always reminds me of this, it seems to gee me up lol! I will need to search for the AR

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Originally Posted by JJBlows

All the rooms booked out at a shop so I had to fuck the girl in the waiting room, finished the deed and as I was getting changed I glanced up and saw the security camera and thought "meh". Walked out into the lobby with other people waiting around smirking at me and then i realised the big TV in the security office had the camera from my room pulled up on it for everybody to see. Got out and never came back again

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Hahaha that's great! Thanks for the hearty laugh Blows, needed that

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Originally Posted by B J Hunter

ML agrees to FS. I proceed to DATY and she covers her pussy with her hands. I gently nudge away till she starts to loosen up. 10 mins in and she can’t get enough. Tongue fingers fast slow she moaning and wailing and digging her fingers into my neck until I’m completely devouring her pussy. The hornier and noisier she got the more I had to keep stopping myself pumping the fukn massage table and stop myself cumming. She eventually says fuck me doggy now. I heard that and bam I cum laying face down all over my stomach. Ahh sorry babe..,maybe next time I think I blew my chance.
Was worth the fun anyway…

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Sounds like a very familiar encounter had at a top performing shop a few weeks back .. well the same script except blowing myself .. she isn’t Thai by chance ?

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Originally Posted by JJBlows

All the rooms booked out at a shop so I had to fuck the girl in the waiting room, finished the deed and as I was getting changed I glanced up and saw the security camera and thought "meh". Walked out into the lobby with other people waiting around smirking at me and then i realised the big TV in the security office had the camera from my room pulled up on it for everybody to see. Got out and never came back again

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Did any guys give you the thumbs up? Why watch a porn movie when they could see some real action!

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Originally Posted by cuteguy

Did any guys give you the thumbs up? Why watch a porn movie when they could see some real action!

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This was Asians@smithfield a while ago, if you been you would know the big room that everybody waits in and the office of to the side that you can look in.

My only saving grace was that I gave her a good go (she could of faked it) had smiles from the boys but the WL waiting with their customers were all embarrassed, probably because they now know what they look like in the rooms getting railed

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Originally Posted by JJBlows

This was Asians@smithfield a while ago, if you been you would know the big room that everybody waits in and the office of to the side that you can look in.

My only saving grace was that I gave her a good go (she could of faked it) had smiles from the boys but the WL waiting with their customers were all embarrassed, probably because they now know what they look like in the rooms getting railed

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Bravo, JJblows! Maybe the girls were more concerned than embarassed because the audience might take your "performance" as inspiration to go harder on them next!

You wouldn't want to have the first room next to reception. Imagine if it got hot and noisy with the ML in the room.

I remember the Sussex Star shop and always hoped that I was never given room 1. Hey Woods23 wasn't that your nominated room which Nana would give you? Lol

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Originally Posted by asiafever

That was me. Still the most bizarre experience of my punting life by the length of the Flemington straight. Hilarious, bizarre, and the crowd of girls in the living room that appeared from nowhere when I emerged was the icing on the cake. Will forever remember the look on her face looking at my dick like it was a spitting cobra...

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Any link to full story?

I went out with friends and by the end of it I had to take a dump. I knew massage shops would normally have a toilet so I just walked up a flight of stairs and toilets were visible with an open door so I went in. Just before I passed the door my peripheral saw the door to the massage shop open with the receptionist looking right down the hall and at me. It was definitely an emergency so I just bolted in, locked the doors and released the gates.

After I was done I left but just before I went down the stairs, the receptionist yelled out in a Thai accent telling me the toilet is for customers only. Then she realised who I was and I realised who she was. Her accent changed up real quick and she said it was all good. We were acquainted in school a year back but she was definitely one of the hottest girls in the grade. I wish I had the guts to ask for a massage but knowing I just took a dump I was conscious my ass might smell and I just left.

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Originally Posted by cuteguy

You wouldn't want to have the first room next to reception. Imagine if it got hot and noisy with the ML in the room.

I remember the Sussex Star shop and always hoped that I was never given room 1. Hey Woods23 wasn't that your nominated room which Nana would give you? Lol

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Oh yeah I know that room. I think they tricked me one time when I booked my then regular whom I would always have FS with. So I had booked her and they put me into room 1, and boy, did my regular go off in that session! She actually said “hao da” very loudly in Mando as I was going in! That was a crazy session. After that I poked my head around the corner and said goodbye to Nana and her helper and went on my merry way through the back door, lol!

I also had another embarrassing run in with Nana one time. I was trying to book K Lily at 5 Star, but when I went to my WeChat contacts, I accidentally picked Sussex Star instead! So I messaged them and said I wanted Lily for 1 hour. Next thing I know, Nana replies asking “who’s Lily?”. From that day on for at least 1 year, she was teasing me about Lily every time I contacted her to book a girl!