Legend story bro. You were at DP1??
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Legend story bro. You were at DP1??
R U Marcus...and bank is Westpac and your company is Cushman?
If he answers your question truthfully on here, he wouldn’t call himself Old Snake ! ;) ;) ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sam123x
🤣🤣🤣🤣 we al know where DP1 is🎉🎉🎉🎉Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike_23
Lmao no reply pretty much confirmed it 🤣🤣🤣
Mine was nearly, just didn't read the clues well. She grab my arm and placed it between her huge tits.
There was this one time I was at the basement of a law firm looking for a file and my hot paralegal crush angrily stormed in demanding to know the truth. I eventually caved and told her I never went to Harvard and I'm a fraud lawyer. She slapped me once, twice but I blocked the third slap. She was ready to walk away but I grabbed her wrist, pulled her in and started to make out with her which led to hot office basement sex. Heard she's now married to some redhead. It is what it is.
Hmmmm this story is familiar [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]Quote:
Originally Posted by dt333
That nose, i really can't stand it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dt333
I didn't do my office colleague, but the door was wide open. She was married but in Australia alone, left hubby in her home country. Lots of signals, getting touchy feely during the company Xmas party, asking me to give her a lift home after a late night project deployment, etc. I didn't bite on every opportunity because, while she was hot by office standards, I was already in a "very sexually fulfilling" relationship with a 22 year-old GF at the time.
I thank the heavens every day that I did not go for it. I later found out she had slept with another office colleague from another department at that client, and also had affairs in other companies of my very small industry. Years later, in a big corporate client, she managed to snag an older manager into sending illicit emails to her, and then used that as leverage to get a high position in the company. She's now doing absolutely nothing in her "job", getting paid a huge salary, and can never be fired. Well played....
Agree with this. It's a man's world why bother with an office colleague to satisfy an urge that has a street value of $150. I always felt you are doing their girl such a huge favour at such personal risk to yourself ... Every guy is automatically intrigued by her great result for herQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Another time I was working with a client on a hotel merger. End up meeting opposition lawyer who turned out to be my FWB back in Harvard days. Client gave us the key to the hotel room. It was only just the lawyer and I, we exchanged agruments briefly until we started kissing and then having sex on the bed while recounting the time we used to have sex during Harvard. She was top of her class.Quote:
Originally Posted by dt333
Afterwards when she told me she was going to get married.
Only if i was quitting within the week, can't imagine who awkward it could get
That's gold hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
That's gold 🤣🤣🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by dt333
Maybe the redhead "suited" her more.Quote:
Originally Posted by dt333
Good one, thanks for sharing
Back in my mid 20s prime I worked in a government department out west. There was a hot ABC girl on the same floor different department. Started out kitchen chat up and within a few weeks offered her a lift home into the city. Fucked he in the car out the front of her place. Ended up seeing her for about 6 months, fucked her on her bosses desk one Saturday afternoon !! She left after we split them I hooked up with an Aussie with massive massive tits in the same department. Lasted about 3 months until I hooked up with her kiwi lesbian flatmate. Those were the days. The old boys in the office used to idolise me 🤣🤣
Up to about 15 years ago, a lot of sex was going on in companies. Both single and married staff did it. However, the world has now changed and in 99% of cases office affairs end up in a huge mess with people getting fired and sometimes worse, accusations of assault. The word "consent" has entered the whole sex dynamics.
Playing with fire is always exciting, but third degree burns are common. Much better to pay for sex the way we do going to shops.
Over the years with all the paid for sex I've had,as good as it's been at times it's never been what I would call exciting. I wonder if that's the dragon that I'm or others are chasing. Enjoyable yes, exciting no.
Hell yeah, two memorable occasions… one whilst on work in Perth and one locally
Was great
Had a hot as fuck office girl who i would talk to on the regular whilst at work, I'm a field worker so spent alot of time on the road alone and she was stuck in the office with the older people, long story short we hit it off really well as our work calls throughout the day ending up being long conversations about anything. One day i Spoke about cooking a certain dish i wanted to try and she said she would love to try it out and suggested if I cook it, I should come to hers and do it so we both can try it, Ended up fucking her all weekend, she was on the pill, took it up the arse, zero gag reflex and let me blow on her pretty face, mouth or throat, it was great and I was naive and on cloud nine (she was just a pure slut because of her problems)
We were fucking for a few months whilst she was still working and I could feel some of the younger guys getting jealous of me because me and her got along really well, nothing sus at work (even though we fucking) but because we had good banter, but during this whole time I had no idea that other guys at work were being simps for her to no success and she would exploit it to make her job easier by having them as yes men and she would batt her eyelids and say pretty please to get what she wanted.
After she left and we continued to see each other her true colours would come out infront of me as a manipulative bitch who would try to make a cuck out of you and would try and make me simp for her otherwise she would say she may catch up with former employees as they keep in touch with her as they are "nice guys and old workers", or say dumb shit like she's going out and her.coming home would depend on if she bumps into someone she knows.........kinda new what was going on but was enjoying the fun too much to really let it get to me but I eventually made my choice to fuck her off
Because she was a mad slut and open minded i made sure to see her one last time to get my fix but also convinced her to film a porno with me, so i got what i wanted then ghosted her after that. Only now I realise the mess I had gotten myself into and was purely lucky that she decided to leave the company in the first place as if she had stayed then I would of been fucked and forced to deal with her bullshit or forced to leave my job which I didn't want to do.
Ended up showing my old trademens at work our sex tape for a laugh and admiration of a hot slut with no boundaries, but he said he knew she was trouble the moment he met her.
Warwick1 is a nice guy who deserves better. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by beta101
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Shame , my mother passed away a while ago, my sister is older than me, and my daughter would not even consider a total douche like you, hopefully you have not been breeding.......You are out of your depth, go away you dope.......Quote:
Originally Posted by beta101
Unless you’ve been living in a cave, you’d know that you would never even think about this anymore. FWIW, I don’t even talk to the women at work anymore, apart from a hello in the morning.