Please seek psychological help! You are a great person, I am proud of such people in our society. In order not to go crazy, you need to understand that your work is really important and necessary. I hope we were able to show it you here
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Please seek psychological help! You are a great person, I am proud of such people in our society. In order not to go crazy, you need to understand that your work is really important and necessary. I hope we were able to show it you here
Another modern scourge is imbeciles calling paramedics. My ex was one and the fibs people would call for was pathetic.
They would call up and say over the phone things like “I have a chest pain.”Chest pain is a high priority and often dispatched as quick as possible.But upon arrival fuck face will say “I never had chest pain. “
Yet u ring and ask for transcript of the conversation and there it is .Bingo u lying rat .
9 out of 10 times u have to take them to the hospital just in case their is any heart or lung issue.But people will call u out for anything because these lazy , stingy bastards can’t be bothered to
Drive themselves, pay for a taxi or get public transport or wait to see their GP.
You can leave the asshole at home and tell them another crew will be sent out , or even worse somebody bad could happen and they sued you for liability.
Anyway me ex was a little bitch and this is for the other pandemic stuck in the system.
Everybody stay safe and happy punting.
Compulsory lying is mainstream by patients. Use ask older milfs if they’re ever had elective surgery . They say no with their obviously perky and round boobs that sit perfectly high upon their chest that would make Pamela Anderson envious.
Even worse the snobby scrotums who test positive for illegal substances. They respond “ I have not done any of those .How dare u ask me !!! No sir / mam u are positive. They then scream at me “ You Mother Fucker u must have planted them on me or i must have snorted them when they was asleep and they inhaled the fumes .
Na dick breath u being busy snorting and shooting up and we see your shitty skid marks . Another i don’t know how I got oxycodone in my urine .Have to been at the hospital .
Na i gave u morphine u ungrateful pathetic son of bitch.
Patient falls are huge issue in hospitals. Insurance doesn’t reimburse them for any injury or increased stay due to falls .
They simply eat the cost. So when u fall , u get in trouble , tons of paperwork, meeting with manager, hell we can get a written warning or fired if it’s a frequent occurrence.
I worked in a neurosurgery unit for a period of time which has a high risk for falls .Because our patients have either strokes or brain surgery and are confused or impulsive or had spinal surgery and are high on dosages of narcotics.
I had 3 patients fall in my career.
First time my initial response was are u okay and “ I hope u didn’t get hurt “
2nd time are “ Are u kidding me “
3rd time “ For fuck sake why did u have to do that for u sack of shit !!! Now i am in big trouble !!! “
Stereotyping is the norm by inbred peasants .The amount of time i have nearly punched someone in the face ,head butted , strangled or got in a headlock because of their smart arse comments. “ He must be gay why is he a nurse.You’re a man or why aren’t u a Dr just a nurse .”
But’s it’s fine carry on u feeble budgie brain as u undermine and be little me. I will just be here with a shit eating grin as i charge u extortionate amounts for drugs to treat u ailments that could easily been prevented have u not eaten too many hot chips, sausages and cakes u obese gluttonous swine.
Try it, and smile
Shut up mate you’re a little whinging bitch. Everyone has a tough job get over it
Like Gaylord FockerQuote:
Originally Posted by Fifita
CantCme u remind of a bipolar patient i treated .I asked him how he would describe himself “ An altruistic lover of truth and beauty .”
I then asked how others would describe him “ A bit of cunt probably .”
If u dying because i hurt so bad and tell us u pain level is at 10. Yet u on u mobile laughing on something on FB.Yeah, we are not sympathetic.U get u pain meds, but it will be a few extra mins.
And if we got someone on the floor because their sugar dropped in the 30’s , u can wait too .Don’t even think about giving us a lecture fuck face .We are here to take care of u ass, not to kiss it.We are not u slave or personal servant and we as hell not u maid bastard . Got it !!!
Non compliant bitch faces are lower than an ant’s prick .We would rather be doing dressing changes or bathing incapacitated patients next door than getting u coffee or u six ice cream of the morning .
Our job is to heal not heel.We have way more patients than just u moron.This means while u are pushing u bell for the one hundred time for something menial we have patients actually dying
We have to prioritise. We run to the patients that is coding before i’ll take u tenth packet of Jatz crackers .
There’s a whole lot more going on u ever knew existed. Dammit behave u self cunt !!
You wouldn’t believe how many nutters are in the system. I treated one lady who on a daily basis would call the insurance company and the hospital admin on average at least 5x a day during my shift .And the crazy cow would repeat all kinds of BS symptoms.
She pestered the hospital into doing exploitive surgery of course nothing was found. One day i walked in she was rubbing incisions with a rotten cabbage trying to get it infected.
She would increase the exaggeration of her stories .One time she fluttered her eye ( after making sure i was looking) and said she lost consciousness in that half second.She called the Dr and claim it was 5 min.She then called insurance and claimed it was 10 min , then the pharmacy and claimed it was 30 mins.
Then she called 000 and told them she woke up on the floor and claimed it was 4 hrs WTF !!!
The worse thing she was a mum.Her son was 28 at the time and she said he was severely mentally disabled. The truth she fucked him up with her neurotic behaviour. She had portrayed himself like this as this was reason he could never find himself a wife.
I met him he was healthy and seemed normal. He wasn’t looking for a wife he was gay but she refused to accept and hence her vicious assassination of character .
Some observations that might best put in u memory bank.
1.When u bend over for extended periods for hrs each day for decades - pressure begins to build in u brain like the optic nerve.This could lead to blindness.
2. Typically broken bones in the legs, unless there is a huge amount of angulation / displacement, do not cause a lot of pain unless moved.Second u try to move it the pain is excruciating painful .
3.If stabbed do not pull out the knife like in the movies.The knife acts like a plug and stops haemorrhaging or if it’s in the chest it may stop air from entering the cavity .
4.Don’t put u legs on the dashboard when a passenger.A patient came into ER with two broken ankles and broken eye sockets when the air bag went off and the force drove their knees into their face .
Everybody have a wonderful day and happy punting .
Thanks for the tips Fifita - this is real life shit they don't teach you at home, school, work, uni etcQuote:
Originally Posted by Fifita
Keep up the good work!
If u must spill blood ( hypothetically of course ) and u need to clean it up ASAP .Do not buy regular bleach ( pay cash ) as it leaves behind hemoglobin for the luminal tests .
Buy oxygenated bleach .This stuff is fantastic and i personally vouch for it when i have done some freelancing.
Be careful saying the Lord's name when your mouth spouts nothing but shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meng
I may or may not be woke. Vegan, living off grid, unshaven armpits and pubes, in a complicated relationship fucking both a man and his pregnant wife? LOL
I don't owe you an explanation. Your questions and accusations in itself is very contradictory - you're just triggered and unwell. And keep your BS to a minimum, I know you're just one out of many troll accounts controlled by a single person. What a sick person you are.
Multiple personalities appear when people can't psychologically deal with a situation they're in. It's almost impossible for me to count how many accounts in this forum is connected to a single person. The only thing I can see is a single trademark keyword used by all these accounts that makes me suspicious.
I hope the person dealing with these multiple personalities get professional help. It is not healthy and it will destroy the mind if you can't express yourself in your true form and have to resort to multiple personalities to express fragments of your own mind.
I'm not a professional psychologist, I can't be of help in this issue. I feel sorry for your situation (not the hospital ER stories but your actual situation). Some people can't cure their mental health issues, therefore they need to join a community that can give them mental health support to keep them away from suicidal thoughts.
I wish you can work on letting go of your grudges one day. It's the best thing you can do to reduce your mania, a forum like this doesn't help because people will post judgemental comments that might hurt you more.
Some patients u never forget.Had one patient named Arnold when i worked in the ER of a mental hospital.
Arnold loved to wear little girls clothing and would have pictures of little girls that’s he had cut out of magazines on a string around his neck.
When i first encountered him I automatically made the assumption that he was some kind of rock spider.I later learnt that Arnold had witnessed his little sister being brutally attacked in the worst possible way by his drunken step father when they were children.
Arnold had in a way started to assume the identity of his little sister and considered the girls in the pictures he cut out his friends.I felt horrible for jumping to the conclusions especially after i got to know him more and saw what a gentle, kind soul he was.
I worked in a place where his story was known and u could adjust accordingly like i did.Imagine how the outside world must have treated him .
Never snitch or u are dog meat . One of my schizo psycho’s in the Mental Hospital punched me in the throat and tried to use my skull as a soccer ball after i asked to take his temperature.
After a stint in hospital i return to work and i found out the autopsy showed there was dirt in his lungs that couldn’t be explained..
I suspected it was from the pot plants that the over zealous orderlies had the habit of shoving patients face into who showed dissent.The patient had bitten a chunk out of the orderlies arm hence the rage.
Never said anything as I knew if the shit hit the fan and if they found out i snitch i would be left to defend for myself next time i was attacked.
Some people stupidity make me fear for the future and survivability of the human race for future generations.
Had one lady come in completely breathless.She told me her GP had prescribed her a inhaler because she was allergic to her new dog.
She was told to use the inhaler four times a day.But on further questioning it transpired that she was spraying the dog four times a day with the ventolin inhaler instead of using it on herself . Beyond stupid .
You’ve been watching too many American medical dramas on TV mate. It’s called ED here, not ER. SprungQuote:
Originally Posted by Fifita
Too many barely literate kuntts on this board who wouldn’t know what a paragraph wasQuote:
Originally Posted by harmsup_jai
Due to the stringency of confidentiality laws i can’t disclose real surnames and locations. Ultimately the most important thing is to remember is that their are real people with real health issues and their behaviour while perhaps disturbing is not for entertainment for people like Fred.
Emergency Room and Emergency Department are the same , and no i never watched ER but had watch a episode of King Cross ER because i had previously worked with some of the people on it.
Alright mate. Now I think you're just flogging a dead horse. I respect your profession I really do but this is a punting forum. Don't have some nursing/healthcare professional reddit community you can join so that like minded individuals like yourself can, complain about patients and verbally masturbate each other on what who's a good boy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifita
If you keep going I might have to do the unthinkable and agree with JohnJones.
Another dumbfuck bullshit artist has been spawned from the usual suspects, could you imagine if all nurse/paramedics had his attitude , he's full of shit ignore him............