Surprised to see so many comments...
I guess we all here on same boat?
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Surprised to see so many comments...
I guess we all here on same boat?
Yep, pool is good advice.
This is the concern after a ML session, especially if oil is applied. My partner has a strong sense of smell and can sniff out the slightest of smell, aroma or fkn scent. Also, if my skin feels different coz of lotion, oil or anything like that...Quote:
Originally Posted by goodtime
I try to shower using the facilities at work but always makes me nervous each time I come home after work. That's why Ive taken up exercising to sweat out the evidence before dinner or at least before going to bed (and hope the washing is done overnight or next day), also for better physical health.
One things for sure after reading all this is that for most of us,if not all of us we sure ain't quitting any time soon.
Same problem here lol. Spent the punting budget on plantsQuote:
Originally Posted by Axeman123
Mate, just do the part 2 and part 2 only man !Quote:
Originally Posted by Rookiestones
Cock teasing, Cock worshiping, Cock massaging, Cock sliding, Cock sucking, Cock jerking. Cock ejaculating and Cock cleaning . And make damn sure the wet wipe the ML used are not scented!!
Good luck and have fun.
And of course, you can always just do BBBJ and Cum in mouth and all evidence swallowed .. haha.
Lol Thanks Ahlungor, all the Cock activities have been noted but I do enjoy a good massage if done well.Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
You know even after milking the Cock empty and/or clean up. It is possible that your underwear can leave traces of cums residue in the inside. IF ever I get asked due to suspicions, I've already got a plausible reason lined up and ready to be used :)
I love this advice! I am also new to brothels and my wife has a cunning nose too!
Here's another tip for you matey. Start using fragrances on a regular basis (if not already) have 4+ bottles. Have different brands, at least 2 or 3 that you like and 1 or 2 that the missus likes. Spray on body and clothes daily or every couple days and make sure you mix it up and rotate around. There's a few advantages but hey, can't blame a men wanting to smell good right? 😏 Also, I'm sure the missus well appreciated it as wellQuote:
Originally Posted by Ender Kekilli
Make sure you don't pick up something nasty (STI) that can be passed onto your wife who will then know that it came from outside if she is only having sex with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
Spot on sir, I'm wary of engaging in BB and DFK for this very reason. Having said that, I've broken these rules on a few odd occasions while in the heat of the moment... Very I'll disciplined on my part. I tend to be a little stress out afterwards as it lingers in my mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by cuteguy
One point that hasn't been raised. A crucial one at that is after taking all these precautions you walk in the front door thinking you're covered everything and then your questioned about some detail. The look on our faces has the alarm bells ringing. Women maybe the weaker sex but they've survived for ever by learning how to manipulate men and their instincts tell them when something ain't right. Beware.
That is gold dude, would never have thought!Quote:
Originally Posted by chariot
Just be careful, always. A mate of mine was out while his missus as at home. He was casually walking... minding his own business until he tripped over and his dick landed inside some chicks pussy. He was ok and got home safely.
Get a divorce and punt all you want! Oh no, you will then be broke and wont be able to punt.
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by chariot
If my partner found any of those she would not be suspicious , she would be packed and gone.
For me this is all about striking a balance between stealing some family time for myself and my habits or stealing some work time for the same benefits... Both carry risks but the consequences for me punting during work hours are far, far less... so that's when you're most likely to find me out and about... return to work for a few hours after a punt and there's plenty of time to think rationally, de-oderise, clear your phone /wallet before you head home. it also seems to be why many shops have a busy period during the lunch break...
Interesting insight I heard recently was 110 Drummoyne massage is conveniently located just up from a car wash - the girls tell me there's a huge influx of punters on sunny Saturdays thanks to that car wash... for some periods of time almost every customer says they've come from there...
Great excuse to get the car washed and interior polished all at the same time while getting a massage. If the partner asks where you were then you're not lying when you say you had the car washed and polished.Quote:
Originally Posted by birch
Avoid shops near your home/work, you never know who's driving pass as you're walking inside.
Try to pick shops with a back entrance.
Keep sunnies, face masks in your car.
Don't forget to keep the evidence hidden digitally too.
use wechat to avoid any call backs from shops.
I have wechat installed on my phone, icon deleted but searchable when needed.
use a separate browser for using this forum (incognito mode)
you wouldn't want auto-complete to point to this website during a teams/zoom call when you're screensharing.
Excellent tips brother goodtime 👏👏👏👍👍👍Quote:
Originally Posted by goodtime
And try not to tell lies. Even the best liars slip up eventually.
If "Wifey"is asking questions she is wondering or thinking something that isn't quite right with her. What you(I) don't know is what does she actually know and how. Get it right or we'll soon find out how much an innocent nothing fuck on the side means to her.Quote:
Originally Posted by priapus1966
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Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
praise from the king, wow, i'm flattered
it comes with experience and a wife who reminds me I'll have my balls cut off if I get busted
OK here's a tip on how to save up /set aside money for punting if you have a shared bank account with the wife.
Always pay cash for food, it's easy if you get takeaway at Chinese restaurants because they always charge for credit card use, wife would be happy you didn't waste money paying the cc surcharge.
Every now and then you can use the "team farewell lunch" excuse, say you spent $40 at yum cha, chipped in $30 for a gift, infact you had a $2 bread from bread top that day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by goodtime
Well done for the money part.
Thankfully i have separate bank account with wife.
But a friend of mine might need this tips.
He usually punt with me, but after married, although we both have 130k jobs, he cant "go eat out" anymore. He's been telling me about this thing where wife keep tab of his bank account and question him for everything.
I've mostly given up punting atm to save money but what I was doing:
Taking out small amounts of cash regularly, I'd take out $20 or so every few days and then use it all on a rnt when I saved enough. Would look way less suspicious than 1 big withdrawal of $100+.
In my case I only went for massages during work time, lucky enough to work mobile across Sydney so was able to try a lot of places away from home
To avoid any lingering smells from the massage I would ask for no oil a lot of the time. Most girls happy to do it, a lot will do the massage over a towel to make up for no oil
Don't let it take over your life or you'll get caught sooner or later. I'd only do MLs and only then once every 3 or 4 weeks