Preparation before seeing a WL

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10-05-2023, 01:37 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by itouch

Preparing enough money in the wallet.

Wait, I thought if I'm handsome enough, then I won't need to pay 😆
10-05-2023, 01:39 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles

Tantric breathing exercises

Teach me! I'm a humble student
10-05-2023, 01:41 PM
warwick1

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Originally Posted by Alexjo974

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

Enough to buy tracky dacks from K mart
10-05-2023, 01:52 PM
GoldfishMan

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Originally Posted by Sibon

I burn a stick of jasmine-scented incence, sit cross legged on the floor and meditate and chant to purify my thoughts in preparation of some unmentionable deeds in a parlour's darkened cubicle. All this happens with a background of calming traditional Japanese flute music.

Sometimes I ask for forgiveness and for strength to substain the $200 an hour punt.

When I open my eyes I'm fresh and enlightened becoming a new man for the ML.

You left out "stick a few needles into my Warwick1 voodoo doll".
10-05-2023, 02:04 PM
warwick1

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You left out "stick a few needles into my Warwick1 voodoo doll".

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10-05-2023, 02:32 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by Alexjo974

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

its not about age, its about how you manage your finances and what you do to earn your income, but the most important part is before you buy or lease a Mercedes/BMW/Audi is the operational cost associated with it, so expect to pay triple that of a Toyota Corolla
10-05-2023, 02:36 PM
GoldfishMan

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Originally Posted by Alexjo974

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

Old enough to have been able to buy your house with less than $200k.
10-05-2023, 02:37 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by warwick1

Enough to buy tracky dacks from K mart

100% they are good value for money, who wants to walk around in their business suits on their day off,
10-05-2023, 02:38 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by l337dude

At first I read 14 days lol, damn, then I took a closer look it's only 4.

I normally abstain as well, usually for a day or two (I can abstain for longer if I wanted to), but the longest I went was 3 months (no joke) for personal reasons, was a few years ago, it was fukin hard, restless,blue balls etc...the thing I noticed was after around 4 weeks I stopped noticing it and I wasn't as horny (sex drive went down), I just stopped thinking about it, the first 2 weeks were the hardest for sure. When I finally blew the load was out of this world (Peter North who?) :shout:

3 months? How are your penis not leaking cums constantly lol
but that's impressive, I'm not about to try it anytime soon
10-05-2023, 02:43 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by chatswood2067

guys, you better not to shave before punting to avoid any small cuts on skin,
less chance to catch some infections

Maybe a permanent hair removal by laser is better if that's what you suggesting?
10-05-2023, 02:46 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Old enough to have been able to buy your house with less than $200k.

100% in 1992 the first 2 properties i purchased next to each other where the worse 2 houses in the suburb, and there was no redevelopment in the area at the time, but the rent payed off enough of the mortgage before i was able to refinance and redevelop
10-05-2023, 03:02 PM
Alexjo974

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Originally Posted by Sibon

I burn a stick of jasmine-scented incence, sit cross legged on the floor and meditate and chant to purify my thoughts in preparation of some unmentionable deeds in a parlour's darkened cubicle. All this happens with a background of calming traditional Japanese flute music.

Sometimes I ask for forgiveness and for strength to substain the $200 an hour punt.

When I open my eyes I'm fresh and enlightened becoming a new man for the ML.

I think you are not joking so I'm gonna do the same 😉
10-05-2023, 03:17 PM
dotcumdotinyou

Why would you want to buy a merc bmw or audi, you lose 30% of its value driving it out of the showroom.
10-05-2023, 03:29 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou

Why would you want to buy a merc bmw or audi, you lose 30% of its value driving it out of the showroom.

that use to be the case before covid, but they have been maintaining their values over the last 4 years, plus people don't lease or buy these cars as an investment, they use them as a daily driver,
10-05-2023, 03:34 PM
dotcumdotinyou

Give it another 12 months and then you'll be losing 40%. And if those idiot greens get their way you'll be losing 90%
10-05-2023, 03:40 PM
OLD SNAKE

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Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou

Give it another 12 months and then you'll be losing 40%. And if those idiot greens get their way you'll be losing 90%

that could be said for all oil based driven vehicles, there is always going to be some sort of contradiction,
10-05-2023, 04:19 PM
Ghost2hauntU

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Originally Posted by OLD SNAKE

that could be said for all oil based driven vehicles, there is always going to be some sort of contradiction,

I prepare as if I’m going out on a date with a cheap slut that I’ll fuck after a drink or two.
So usually shave but not always. I shower, clean up cock and sack and fragrance it too. Pop the V etc and put on my fav fuck jeans, dressy pimp-like shirt and black hooded punting jacket.

Basically I make sure I look and smell good to fuck a whore, as opposed to dressing for a Christian fellowship meeting.
10-05-2023, 08:09 PM
priapus1966

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Originally Posted by Ghost2hauntU

I shower, clean up cock and sack and fragrance it too. Pop the V etc and put on my fav fuck jeans, dressy pimp-like shirt and black hooded punting jacket.

Basically I make sure I look and smell good to fuck a whore

Just make sure you never ever put any aftershave or 'spirit' based fragrance on your cock or balls. It might smell good but it tastes horrible!
10-05-2023, 09:19 PM
Warrabong

Check wallet balance
10-05-2023, 09:34 PM
GoldfishMan

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.
10-05-2023, 10:58 PM
cuteguy

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Originally Posted by Alexjo974

Wait, I thought if I'm handsome enough, then I won't need to pay 😆

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money 💰 in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.
10-05-2023, 11:17 PM
l337dude

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Originally Posted by cuteguy

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money �� in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.

I'm pretty sure that was a joke and the dude wasn't being serious lol
10-05-2023, 11:25 PM
l337dude

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.

I used to time my meal and watch the fat intake as well but nowadays I just eat normal as long as I wait at least an hour before poping the V I'm fine, most times I don't notice a difference, I probably get hard enough without the V anyway but I just use it as an insurance policy, mental support etc, just in case

I do make sure I don't drink too much liquid or eat too much fibre, don't wanna be making multiple trips to the loo or be gasy...

I used to watch porn before a punt but for some reason I think that's doing the opposite for me lol, kinda of "desensitises" me in a way, and in most cases the WL's not on the same level as pr0n star, if you know what I meant...:P
10-05-2023, 11:27 PM
cuteguy

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Originally Posted by Warrabong

Check wallet balance

What if you want to do double or have consecutive sessions with two girls that caught your attention in a line up or on the roster? Having extra cash is a great idea!
10-05-2023, 11:53 PM
Magictits8

Check wallet. Also make sure the phone is on silent and my status on the Teams app to DND if required.

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