Haha yea..."Wow you so stronggg!" turns into "Ok you cum now, I tired" turns into bareback. :smile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Meng
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Haha yea..."Wow you so stronggg!" turns into "Ok you cum now, I tired" turns into bareback. :smile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Meng
In my 20’s there wasn’t a day that I’d go w/o jerking off and cumming a minimum of 1x. If I didn’t I could not function at work or in general cos all I’d think of was pussy. There’s be nights usually on a Friday after work that I’d get home and jerk off and cum multiple times. Once I blew 5x in 3 hours and was till horny as all hell and had to rush off to the nearest whorehouse and pumped another load.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meng
There’s no way I could do anything like this today.
Maybe earlier in the day. Never just before. That’s just asking for a bad time
Hahaha yea. Save that shit for your GF or wives not a WL. They want you to finish lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubit moore
I am exactly like that and thought I was a freak until now. Well, I might still be a freak, but at least I won’t be alone in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost2hauntU
Never before a session.
Would you eat a big bowl of pasta before going to a restaurant?
I like to go in hungry!
But sometimes I do after a session.
I get home and I think about the girl and I am horny all over again and I have to rub out another one :)
Same here, never before but sometimes after, could be several times after too if I had a particularly good session :)Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
No but I sure jerk off like a complete maniac for hours on end the day following a good punt. Fuck it leaves me super horny.
Just ask your GP.... Male, middle aged GP probably your best bet - just tell them you are having some trouble getting wood at times, and heard that it would help. They have no reason to be stingey with it....Quote:
Originally Posted by coomerdoomer
Nah but i also only really do RnT
For me, if I blow early, and it does happen from time to time, most times the girl sees that as a challenge to try to get me twice although other times it just leads to more massage
Either way, for me I win
No otherwise I'd never actually make the session.
nup. save it all up especially for them.
Yes I do. But not always. When I want to punt n know I shouldn't for whatever reason I toss hoping to kill that urge. Most times I still go , so that didn't work. whether I enjoy it or not is another thing.
Can someone please remind why you would jerk off BEFORE going to a punt.
Maybe I am missing something here. Why the fuck would you do that?
I mean you are gonna get a real fuck in an hour or two. Why wank?
It's like eating a two bowls of instant noodles before going to an all you can eat seafood buffet!
Because I know that I shouldn't punt so jerk off thinking that I will kill the urge.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
All good bro. Everyone is different. Older folks have lower libido. You must be a younger bro. For you, the instant noodles ended up being just appetizers for your 3 course meal instead of preventing the buffet dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axeman123
Hahaha! Rule one of the buffet.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Don't fill up on the breads and pastas and other cheap carbs they put at the start.
Skip them and make your way to the high end proteins; lobster, crab, oysters, roast beef, roast pork, prawns etc ... and always save room for the yummy desserts :)
Haha, I'm a peasant, I love cheap carbs and never had any particular fondness for expensive seafood, especially those that are cooked in a bland way like they are at the buffets.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
That's why I never go for buffets these days.
Hahaha! Oysters used to be common working mans food scoffed down with a beer or two.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Lobster was considered to be the vermin of the sea.
It was like the equivalent of eating rats today.
Not even poor people would eat it. They used it for fertiliser. They used to feed it to prisoners.
In fact prisoners in New England rioted in the 1800s because they refused to eat lobster :)
Oh no. I'm not younger. My mum let me stay home from school n let me watch the two Yanks poonce about on the moon for the first time . Remember that ? My libido isn't what it was but "hey" I've still got my imagination. That's where it gets interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Same goes for mantis prawns. They used to use them as chicken feed, now they're more expensive than tiger prawns.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
I actually like lobsters though. A lot easier to eat than crab. I'll only eat crab if there was a hottie cracking them open and feeding the meat to me.
I used to do a bit of SCUBA (now that's a decent acronym) in my youth and off the rocks at Long Reef in the Northern Beaches we used to get a lot of good size Abalone, all fished out now, and the prices now are unbelievable, have made a lot of people rich in the last few years selling to the Japs...........A bit off topic but who cares
Hahaha! Never apologise for going off topic on this Forum bro, we expect nothing less :)Quote:
Originally Posted by warwick1
I have to laugh to when I see offal on the menu of posh restaurants.
I was weaned on that shit. It was cheap as fuck!
Lambs fry, ox liver, kidneys, tripe, but my fave is chicken livers fried with onions. Yummy :)
And tasted even better with mum and dad smoking ciggies at the kitchen table :)
Lambs fry and bacon on toast for brekky, yummo!
If off topic is ok your little piece reminds me of something. Years ago I used to race dirt bikes. Any body that did was poor because of that. But one practice day down in Nowra a young bloke turned up with the newest n best of everything. Got talking to him n he mentioned about his boat. I'm thinking typical rich kid. He used to go out n catch tuna n sell direct to Japanese restaurants. Tuna r big fuckn' fish =big dollars. All illegal of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by warwick1