Do you have an alias while punting?

This scared the shit out of me in Covid.... when they had those bloody QR codes. At one time you could just check in on their iPad, give a crap number and all was well. The it changed. The girl on the desk once was a bit of a ballbuster I think. Turned up just as everything was reopening late 2021, QR codes still forced. This young girl was on, I was all viagra'd up too.... the bloody thing needed a phone confirmation now.... bugger.... So I had to put my real number in to the damn thing.
I shat bullets for days afterwards, expecting a contact tracing call from public health at any time. I wouldn't have had a Covid test either, no matter how sick I became if I got sick!
I'm a little more savvy now, I'm sure for a pineapple she would have forgot to have me check in.....

My first alias (English name) was given me by a PRC and I used that for years. Another PRC gave me a Mandarin name. I know what it means though when I say it no one can understand until I say the English translation, THEN they understand and repeat what I said but I just CAN'T get the TONES right.

But all that before smart phones and apps. My real name is on WeChat and Line as I can't be bothered to set up secondary accounts. I don't worry about it. Still, I'm sure that EVERYONE associates me with another name based on my looks as if I contact after a gap, I just use that alias and they ALL know who it is.

To answer the q I dont even give a name.

I'm fine with them screaming whatever they feel like as they cum or FOAM

Richard Shottov.

Next punt, I'll use "the Sperminator"

Don't use my real name in case someone sees me randomly in the street and I am with someone and says hey "insert name here". I could then say I am sure you have me mixed up with someone else,lol.

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Originally Posted by bung72

You know - a fake name.... when making bookings, introducing yourself to girls etc.... or do you use your real christian name?? What about your mobile? Do you block the number and not give it out (to shops, not girls).... What about what you do for a living if asked? Do you have a story you use??

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Just crazykyle. I don't give personal information as I just punt to relieve stress not to hit on any girl.

Biggus Dickus comes to mind. But often I use Johannes or Jaime depending on my mood.

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Originally Posted by stapman

Don't use my real name in case someone sees me randomly in the street and I am with someone and says hey "insert name here". I could then say I am sure you have me mixed up with someone else,lol.

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I wouldn’t mind one of our hotties addressing me by my name in public particularly in front of my friends. They would be like, wtf?

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Originally Posted by ditchtheboss

I wouldn’t mind one of our hotties addressing me by my name in public particularly in front of my friends. They would be like, wtf?

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MY experience, the smart ones just give you a subtle nod, leaving it to you to say a vocal "hi". Otherwise, a subtle nod in return. People talk, want explanations, and they can get complicated... I go with the nod...

Are people using alias because they are scared of being stalked by WLs?

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Originally Posted by Mr.Robot

Are people using alias because they are scared of being stalked by WLs?

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Trust and mistrust alike ruin men. Never give your real name to a W/L, even if they're a regular.

I go by the name: The Black Punter! :cool2:

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Originally Posted by bung72

You know - a fake name.... when making bookings, introducing yourself to girls etc.... or do you use your real christian name?? What about your mobile? Do you block the number and not give it out (to shops, not girls).... What about what you do for a living if asked? Do you have a story you use??

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Yes made up but believeable name

"My name is General Butt Naked because I punt* butt naked"

*modified from the actual quote

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Originally Posted by Backdraft69

There's a local Chinese shop i tried and thought was legit, the owner gave me a very professional massage(no happy). After the massage she asked for a Google review, which I did using one of my fake Gmail accounts using a German name.
The next time I go there and every other time I go there I try and teach the owner and Ice (who also works at 200 Summerville) my fake German name. They always struggle with the German name :)


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This is hilarious. Could be a funny skit.

Ivana... Ivana Humpalot

Almost never have had WL ask for my name, feels silly to answer anyway since I'd assume they forget, given they have so many customers already. Although one instance had an girl literally ask me a bunch of personal questions upfront and even mid session. Tbh it kinda turned me off and prevented me from getting in the mood.

They never ask so I never need to say. They seem to think its " you
hansome man I been thinking about you" If they do ever ask Ill use my real first name. It doesn't bother me.

No one's ever asked, why would they/ why would it be bad.

Can't imagine they'd be telling people "i massaged and jacked off **** yesterday".

I hardly ever get asked by the ML or WL. But no I do not use my real name.
Same as the ML/WL don't use their real names.
Same if the venue asks me I do not use my real name.

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I hardly ever get asked by the ML or WL. But no I do not use my real name.
Same as the ML/WL don't use their real names.
Same if the venue asks me I do not use my real name.

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Yes. But some girls know the punters by their PP or Aus99 name and will tell you about them.
True

Yeah I do, I also used a burner phone, else the line will be blurred. Kind of makes feel like a spy operative agent haha

,my Alias is ,Da Jiba

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Almost never have had WL ask for my name, feels silly to answer anyway since I'd assume they forget, given they have so many customers already. Although one instance had an girl literally ask me a bunch of personal questions upfront and even mid session. Tbh it kinda turned me off and prevented me from getting in the mood.

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You might be surprised. Yes, she might not remember your "name", but she'll have a name for you, she associates with you. And remembering... just saw a very popular regular I hadn't seen in 9 months, had only seen her a couple of times before. She remembered quite a bit about me (I don't try and hide my general personal details). Doesn't bother me. And that's not really that unusual IME.

I'm just memorable - hopefully, for the right reasons...

She calls me baby
She calls everybody baby
John Mellencamp