Best opening move with ML/WL

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Originally Posted by woodland

Ruy Lopez, the Italian Game (the Quiet game), and the Caro Kann are my favorite opennings

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The Orang Utan or declining any sort of Queen's gambit might be more the go for punters round here.

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Originally Posted by l337dude

I reckon it would be a decent disguise too, people may think there's construction or repair work going on in the shop lmao.

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LOL no awkward looks when you come out, just act like you have been on the tools - so to speak.

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Originally Posted by l337dude

Imagine the girl walks in and you are in the horse stance ready to show your praying mantis moves, a surprise opening indeed :slobber:

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Gangnam Style or Gangbang Style?

Always sort out extras and cost at the start then ask if it's ok we start with me giving the ML a massage - all so far seem keen and usually within 5 mins of them walking in the room they are laying naked on the table
15 mins of massage input I can assure you returns fruitful returns for the remainder of your session

When I had just started punting, I went to see a French or Italian girl and as we walked up the stairs she placed my hand around her waist and lead to some DFK which I hadn't experienced up to that point.

The dick reveal

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Originally Posted by Timeis629

In your experience what is your best opening move to get the gates open with your punt.?

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A deep bow executed like an oriental gentleman with both hands clasped together in front proferring at least 6 pineapples.

You demeanour should be that of deference, humility, generosity and with a tint of sadness witnessing the departure of your hard-earned cash.

A handful of notes usually does the trick...and looking and smelling clean too...

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Originally Posted by jedibear

A handful of notes usually does the trick...and looking and smelling clean too...

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What, freshly washed money?