Sizing up fellow punters

Cool story Hansel.

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Originally Posted by Ghost2hauntU

Asian guy was probably a gangster and on gear sick of us skips fucking his type.

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Feel like this si the correct answer 🤣

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Originally Posted by asiafever

Scene: N5M.
337 walks in the door, dressed smartly in a blue, tailored suit, with white shirt and a pink pocket square, his face clean shaven. The aroma of his after shave floats subtley through the air. He is greeted by the Mamasan "Ahh, Mr 337, so pleased to see you. The girl is in the room waiting for you, come this way."
He walks down the hallway, surveying the surroundings. A girl sticks her head out from a room, looks him up and down and gives an almost imperceptible nod of approval.

They arrive at the room and Mamasan opens the door "Jennie is ready and waiting." The door opens to reveal a stunning, sexy Korean girl in white lingerie laying seductively on the bed. Her jet black hair up in two ox tails, with two golden hair pins on each side. Her lips glistening with red lipstick, and her sultry dark eyes highlighted by the black eye liner. She slowly swings her legs to the side of the bed and stands. 337 feels his heart rate increase as she slowly walks towards him, hips swaying, head leaning to one side.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? I'm 337, I'm your customer for the session, you must be Jennie."
Jennie arrives at the doorway, gives a slight smile and offers her hand. 337 accepts the hand and gently kisses it.
"I've heard a lot about you Mr 337, I hope I can provide you with a... memorable... session."
She turns on her heel and walks back in the room. 337 closes the door behind him and follows her. Jennie stops, turns and slowly walks back to 337, until she is so close he can feel her breathe. "Let's get you out of these clothes." She says as she slowly starts to unbutton his shirt. 337 stands motionless as Jennie delicately unbuttons his shirt one button at a time, looking up into his eyes every so often as she runs her tongue across the front of her teeth.
In one motion she peels his shirt and jacket off and tosses them onto thw hanger. "Good shot" 337 says with a raised eyebrow.
"I'm a girl of many... many... talents." She replies. "I'll leave you to do the rest while I start the shower." And with that she sashays away to the shower.
337 couldn't remove his clothes fast enough, as he was about to enter the shower area he sees Jennie's long slim arm appear around the corner throwing fiest her bra, and second her panties onto the pegs next to his suit.
337 enters the shower and is amazed at Jennie's perfect body. He's immediately erect and Jennie looks down, then back up "I think we'd better clean you up so I can see to that."
Jennie washes all over 337's body, occasionally rubbing her perfect breasts over his chest and back. She kneels down to soap up his now throbbing member. After washing and rinsing she slowly moves her mouth towards the tip of his cock, and inserts itever so delicately into her warm mouth, running her soft lips all the way down, then back up.
"How about we move to the bed?"

After a quick dry, 337 lays down on the bed, Jennie stands at the foot of the bed, hands on hips. Slowly she starts to crawl up his body, eyes locked with his, unblinking. Finally she sits up, her moist pussylips resting on his achingly hard shaft. "What do you think, hair up, or hair down?"
"Hair down.."
Jennie slowly removes the gold hair pins from one side as her long black hair falls perfectly over her shoulder down to her breast. She places the pins gently down on the bed. She then reaches up and pulls the pins from the other side, her hair now perfectly framing her face and kissing her nipples at the tips. She holds the pins in her hands a second.
"Have you ever tried pain play?" She says, her seductive eyes flicking back and forth between the pins and his eyes.
"No" he replies "not my scene."
"Shame.." she says before driving one pin into his chest, straight into his heart. ".. I'm a big fan."
337 hasn't had time to process what has happened before Jennie stabs the second pin next to the first.
"I'm sorry sweetie. Nothing personal..." she says as she leans over and kisses him softly on the lips. The last thing 337 sees before losing consciousness, is her beautiful dark eyes locking with his...

*If any shop has a girl fitting this description willing to re-enact this scene, minus gruesome death, please, I beg you, let me know...

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Now we just need gilbert gottfried to narrate this

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Originally Posted by Chaewonie

Now we just need gilbert gottfried to narrate this

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"What do you call yourselves?
The Aristocrats!"

I tried reading over it in his voice, it works.
RIP to the legend.

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Originally Posted by l337dude

Yesterday afternoon when I was leaving n5m I bumped into a fellow punter who was just entering, a bald Asian dude with ear piercings and what appeared to be neck tattoos, and he gave me this really hostile dirty look, like he wanted to pick a fight, I was thinking to myself "wtf was that?" but I kept my head down and just walked past him as I didn't want to cause anything that could lead to trouble, when I was exiting the door I turned around and he was still looking at me, so I just left quickly and walked to my car, on the drive home I kept thinking to myself wtf just happened? Did I do something to piss him off? Maybe I walked with too much swagger? Or maybe he was in a bad mood and just lost shit loads of money at the Star City lmao.

In all my years of punting this is a first time for me, totally not cool, I actually felt sorry for the girl that he was about to see.

But that got me thinking, has this happened to you before? Do you guys ever judge fellow punters that you see? I always just minded my own business and kept my head down, never judged anyone that I saw either in the waiting room or hallway, and if eye contact made I may give a quick nod of acknowledgement, just to be polite and not awkward, but now I'm wondering if there are guys that secretly size up fellow punters that they see? Or have you come across any aggressive or nosy behavior in the past?

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I am an Asian.
I am bald.
I have ear piercings
I have neck tattoos.
I don't like to fuck the girl you've just fucked.
I don't like to smell your cum and odour on the girl.
How dare you go before me. :)

It was a heavily botoxed Angry Anderson. Punting is for everyone.

@asiafever
Are you related to Ian Flemming? Hahaha

I read your post and immediately 007’s theme plays in my mind hahahah

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Originally Posted by PKING2

@asiafever
Are you related to Ian Flemming? Hahaha

I read your post and immediately 007’s theme plays in my mind hahahah

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Agent 337 stars in "Goldenrod"...

Jennie needs a different name then.
How about "Boji Sweet"? (Boji is a Korean slang term for pussy).

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Originally Posted by asiafever

Agent 337 stars in "Goldenrod"...

Jennie needs a different name then.
How about "Boji Sweet"? (Boji is a Korean slang term for pussy).

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Goldenrod sounds phallic. As long as it’s not GoldenStaph everything is sweet. Boji Sweet aka miss Money-Pussy ?

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Originally Posted by Vincent888

Goldenrod sounds phallic. As long as it’s not GoldenStaph everything is sweet. Boji Sweet aka miss Money-Pussy ?

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That's the idea, gold seems to be a big theme with Bond, Goldfinger, Goldeneye, Man with the Golden Gun etc, so to have her use gold chopsticks and name it a very obviously phallic name, because let's face it this would be a low budget porn version of 007.

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Originally Posted by Ghost2hauntU

Asian guy was probably a gangster and on gear sick of us skips fucking his type.

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Wouldn't be surprised if he's associated with the triads or the Chinese mafia lol, or maybe a wannabe acting all alpha n shit.

Ok that's settled then, I'll avoid cowgirl for my next few sessions and always check under the pillow before the session starts.

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Originally Posted by l337dude

Wouldn't be surprised if he's associated with the triads or the Chinese mafia lol, or maybe a wannabe acting all alpha n shit.

Ok that's settled then, I'll avoid cowgirl for my next few sessions and always check under the pillow before the session starts.

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And watch out for any girl wearing one of these
https://youtube.com/shorts/h2znCYylbJ0?feature=shared

So I wonder what his username on here is ? Prob laughing at the attention

Maybe he assume you finished with the girl his been trying to book all week :smile:

It's good to know that you had stay away from any trouble. be the BIGGER person and walk away. maybe he just want to aggravate you to who knows what reason. or maybe he likes you?

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Originally Posted by asiafever

let's face it this would be a low budget porn version of 007.

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As long as it’s not soft porn… don’t want to spoil anyone’s rep.

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Come to think of it, were you wearing an offensive t-shirt? Maybe something like this:
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Nah I was wearing a tank top with hoodie showing my massive 20 inch guns lol, just kidding.

Come to think of it, I do have a couple of funny t-shirts, I have one that says "I love pussy" and another "does not play well with others" rofl, back during the uni days, I'm too old for those now.

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Originally Posted by asiafever

And watch out for any girl wearing one of these
https://youtube.com/shorts/h2znCYylbJ0?feature=shared

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Yea I've seen that being used as a deadly weapon in a couple of movies, will watch out for those, check for hair sticks, check under the pillow, the only other place to hide things would be "inside her"...

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Originally Posted by l337dude

Yea I've seen that being used as a deadly weapon in a couple of movies, will watch out for those, check for hair sticks, check under the pillow, the only other place to hide things would be "inside her"...

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Angie of 65 Carlton when she still worked there last year used to put a similar thing to pin her hair up before starting service. It was fucken HoT!

Maybe the guy has a resting cunt face lol

I have pump into few punters. Especially when opening the door and there's someone at the other side. I just say hi and that's it.
Some ignore me like I don't exist lol..

Whereas some I have a casual convo like normal. Suggesting which girl is good

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Originally Posted by Ghost2hauntU

Angie of 65 Carlton when she still worked there last year used to put a similar thing to pin her hair up before starting service. It was fucken HoT!

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Bro, I love it when they have their hair done up with a pin or clip and then release it when the action starts. I don't like girl on top positions (not because I fear being assassinated!), but sometimes they do this in doggy position. FMD, I go straight into beast mode when the hair is released!! (And probably cum within 30 seconds, lol!)

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Bro, I love it when they have their hair done up with a pin or clip and then release it when the action starts. I don't like girl on top positions (not because I fear being assassinated!), but sometimes they do this in doggy position. FMD, I go straight into beast mode when the hair is released!! (And probably cum within 30 seconds, lol!)

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Hair up with a pin being released, with the head shake before intense eye contact is very much the power move. Guaranteed to raise the intensity. Love it.

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Bro, I love it when they have their hair done up with a pin or clip and then release it when the action starts. I don't like girl on top positions (not because I fear being assassinated!), but sometimes they do this in doggy position. FMD, I go straight into beast mode when the hair is released!! (And probably cum within 30 seconds, lol!)

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Love that too , the hair thing is sexy

It's even more intense when they have freshly shampooed hair or whatever they put in their hair to make it smell exceptionally nice. Oh fuck, I'm done if that smell hits my nose along with the visual spectacle of having my dick buried in her pussy, beautiful long hair swaying as I pump her.

I have a thing for shampoo smell. At some point in the past I lived next door to a reasonably hot lady. Sometimes as I was leaving for work the smell of shampoo being applied would waft out of her apartment into the lift lobby and boy, that actually gave me a boner just smelling it!

I’m ngl, reading the title I thought we were measuring dicks here ahahahaha