I, too, like to finish my punts by throwing a smoke bomb and vanishing into the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
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I, too, like to finish my punts by throwing a smoke bomb and vanishing into the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
"wow babyyyyy.. your dick bigger than my arm"
errr.... it's like not even half your arm
this is posting cock man to rolling nessi position!! :cool2:Quote:
Originally Posted by jj12345
i will see him at final stage at Sex competition in TEXAS!!!
my combination is Up side down helicopter to reverse flying sky fish position.Quote:
Originally Posted by kumichou
finish by COF with big smile :cool2:
I had a whore tell me that my micropenis was in fact average size.... yeah right
I like to buy condom from ladies. young girl working at chemist shop and i ask about condom to young lady. i speak very polite way and small voice, but when the girl asked me my size, i say XL size please!! with big voice:cool2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Impact
young girls always give me smile :cool2: also mature woman give me nice reaction, pretending as normal action, but i can see the mature lady want to say something to me:cool2::cool2:
For me
"Ohh you so strong" (talking about my dick)
"Oh why no go soft? Other customer quickly go soft" (after coming)
"You very handsome man!"
"You wife very happy" (probably wanting to find out if I'm married)
Ninja punting.Quote:
Originally Posted by uber
One common thing I used to always said to WLs or MLs when my hands were holding their big tits for the first time (occasionally I still do, like to Amanda @ SF and then of course, she told me she has no boyfriend, as if !!):
You boyfriend is a very lucky man !!
mate the topic is about WL cmplimenting u, not the other way round.
wait i understand. The WL knows u have a boyfriendQuote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
It's the usual litany. The funny one was when a mamasan said, you look like good Hong Kong boy. To hitch I replied, do good HK boys come to your shop often.
Then she let me come over her huge tits, all the while apologizing that none of the younger girls showed up.
The "You are so" series, Eg: big, strong, gentle, experienced, kind, ...
Then there are these classics:
- I missed you
- Nice to see you again
Had this once, from a J girl: "You should get a Japanese girlfriend, much better than a westerner you know."
The one I used to get was
Girl: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "No"
Girl: *feigns disbelief*
While I'm not sure if they all pretended to be shocked, There was definitely a few when the sex was lackluster.
Girl: "Oh my what a small cock"
Me: "Really? Its a long cock from Mong Kok - extremely fuel efficient, only 1.6l with turbo"
Girl: "6000GRM oh my... what a cock"
Hey gays, I think u gays miss one, the one we always heard, and usually we all hate to hear,
" I am tired "
It's really bullshit right, if they are really tired, go home then, it's not the reason to get lazy at the work
Interesting ... Which guy from Top Gear were you fucking?Quote:
Originally Posted by mkko2
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond or James May?
I just fell off my seat! :shout:Quote:
Originally Posted by chandra_man1
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That would be your out "in the open" charm then.
most WL/ML says to me:Quote:
Originally Posted by hiddencharm
"Is that a dual clutch direct injection?"
I say "CVT baby"
A korean ML once exclaimed to me just after turning me over: "Oh! Your cock is the perfect size! Not to big and not too small!"...then upgraded me to FS then and there!
Zing!
Several times Korean WL/ML would say that I look like a particular Korean actor, despite that fact that I am a LONG COCK from MONG KOK
Then I'm ben chow cheung from Cheung Chau:miao:
Anyone here believe the compliments from WLs/MLs oughta have his head (on his shoulders) examined.