Originally Posted by
Vincent888
I don’t care about my dick either as it’s become so large now it’s developed its own mind, so now it thinks for itself. It’s got a warning light on top just like the BIG cranes.
The council said it could pose a flight hazard when erect hence the light, so I had to put a DA in and get it its own post code for deliveries.
Having a big one is not all fun and games!
Btw I’m not the one controlling my destiny, it is!
Hollywood rang me up and want to do the next King Kong sequel on my penis. They said since I already have it cleared with air traffic control it’d be easy to do a film shoot with planes flying around it and a gorilla hanging off the top.
I’m a bit concerned about fleas though.
Quite scary really.
Reggie you have things really easy, you only have to micro manage your lil bro…