2024 - The Year of ....

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Originally Posted by NightShift

The year I stop talking to/texting girls that friendzone me. (No more free attention)

The year I stop eating McDonald’s.

The year I won’t pay more than $320 for 1 hour.

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Haha love it nightshift. The friend zone does suck.

Sibon vs Warrick.
North Sydney Boys nerd vs old baby boomer with a ute and a spanner.

The year of Jannik Sinner. What an incredible match at the AO men's final last night!

I'd like to bone the lady next door, as long as she doesn't talk. Got quite the mission in front of as she hates me :cool2:

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Originally Posted by NightShift

The year I stop talking to/texting girls that friendzone me. (No more free attention)

The year I stop eating McDonald’s.

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Free attention for women is like free sex for us men. Maybe ask her to pay you for your attention, or trade it for sex.

Wait a minute, if sex is traded for attention doesn't that mean you're in a relationship?

I can't stop eating McDonald's. Those Double Quarter Pounder look like a set of thick pussy lips lying on its side. Yummy and juicy

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Originally Posted by Double_Adapter

2024 - Is The Year that ....

- War breaks out in the Middle East between Israel/US and Persia + allied Arab states - Nah, they're fucking pussies who only have the balls to back terrorists against civilians in civilised Western countries.
- Putin is assassinated - Nah
- Trump wins US presidency - Possibly.
- King Charles' prostrate raptures - Nah
- India and Pakistan go to war over Kashmir - Nah
- Xi Jinping takes over Taiwan and war breaks out - Nah
- Albo ousted by his party for doing fuck all - Nah
- Drugs discovered at the Paris Olympics - There is drugs at every Olympics.
- Prince Harry releases new book ''from beta to cuck' - Pathetic human. Shudda married someone posh instead of that butt ugly lower class skank.
- The return of Warwick to the fold and a digital war erupts between Sibon and Warwick. - I look forward to it.
- Japan releases a life like AI sex robot bringing the punting world to its knees. WL rates drop to an all time low at $100/hr - Bring it on Skippy.

Like playing lotto, bound to get one right

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Please see my responses above. :D

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Originally Posted by ColesBag

Please see my responses above. :D

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King Charles definitely didn't get his prostate raptured but he was diagnosed with cancer very recently.

I have a feeling he will survive it. Their bloodline is extremely long lived for some reason.

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

I have a feeling he will survive it. Their bloodline is extremely long lived for some reason.

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There's rumours that they descended from ancient Reptilians. Haha

Turns out in DNA testing their haplogroup is very common in people who came out of the Caucasus mountains 5,000 years ago. For some reasons they dominated all the Western European tribes and became the kings of all the major European countries. The majority of them survived Roman conquest in Germania and were known as the Teutons back then, and slowly became the ruling family of the region.

Not sure if incest also contributed to the longevity as his parents were actually cousins.

2024 - year of the creapie :)

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Originally Posted by johnconnor69er

2024 - year of the creapie :)

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Eating them or making them?

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Eating them or making them?

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Got to be making them.