Maybe she was having a headache and needed some relief, lol...
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Besides begging me to go bareback, I had one massage lady ask me to wear a buttplug next time I visit. I haven’t done it but it got me wondering how many punters show up plugged to a massage session.
Reading through this thread is making me realise I need to broaden my horizons. Never had a particularly strange request... Like a buttplug lol.
These are the exceptions for sure. In most cases it's the customer with the strange requests. I never had any from the ml or wl.
there was once a girl basically just lie on the edge of the bed facing the ceiling hinting me to face fuck her and then grabbed my my hands putting around her throat.
Some very interesting requests indeed. Nothing requested of me so far. I wonder what it'll be...
Wasn't a request per se but general chit chat about Japanese kinks like enema farting etc
check it out if you have the stomach for it
https://thisvid.com/playlist/136734/...a-performance/
WLs never really ask me to do weird shit.
Maybe its because I am so boring and conventional and vanilla.
Some WLs do weird shit to me without asking though and that's pretty hot.
Anyway it's all good. Enjoy!
Recently had an ML ask for my phone - handed it over and she turned on the camera - changed it to front camera - got me to sit on the table as she lay across my waist. Held the phone between my thighs under my balls and for the next 10 mins I watched myself in the background being given a sumptuous BBBJ with her moving the camera in for some amazing close up of tongue action and of her lips as my head disappeared into heaven.
Sadly not on record
Weirdest request would probably be a ML in a dodgy parlour only offering massage 😂 Must have thought I was a cop or something.
Asked if I'm interested in marriage for her citizenship.
Prior before that she hinted and hyped herself saying whoever she married to would be lucky etc cause she would do house work blah blah
Then also say she would give me a kid..
Not really her best selling points
Anyway turns out she's married some dude but not living together. Paying for PR
When was this? I know for a fact that since COVID they revamped the spouse visa - when you apply initially you have to show proof you've registered your relationship through defacto or marriage, then they'll grant her a temporary visa and give you both 2 years time to gather more evidence including photos together, text messages and testimonies from friends proving that you're both in an actual relationship. After that 2 years period it's still not an easy change to PR - they might ask for more evidence and can reject the application on grounds that the evidence isn't strong enough. I heard that many are still on the temporary visa after 4 years because of processing backlogs.
So yeah, if this was back almost a decade ago it's pretty easy to cheat the system as I have known many Chinese people who did sham marriages and divorced right after getting their PR for a sum of money. These days it's very difficult and a simple slip up might end badly.
The fastest way to get approval into PR would be to have kids together. As you're continuously submitting evidence to prove your relationship you can submit a copy of your partner's ultrasound of the foetus and her expecting date. Sometimes the immigration office might show empathy and fast track the PR approval on the ninth month of pregnancy so that your partner will be eligible for Medicare and give birth without paying huge hospital bills upfront.
Some “mail order brides” have found a way to not have to wait for the 2 years of living together under a temporary partner visa before they’re issued PR.
They go to the police and say their husband was violent— they got assaulted— and this triggers the opportunity for them not to remain with the husband and get PR anyway.
This trick was reported on ABC 4Corners long ago. The government does not extradite foreign women who married violent Aussie men and broke up with them in the first 2 years.
They made an amendment last year:
I guess the ABC 4Corners exposé triggered an amendment to the Immigration act.Quote:
What should I do if the relationship has ended and there has been family violence?
First, you will need to advise the Department that your relationship has ended and that you have experienced family violence. In many cases where an applicant makes a claim of family violence, the Department might still require you to provide further evidence that your relationship was genuine and continuing before the breakdown. Once the Department is satisfied that your relationship was genuine, they will assess your claim of family violence. There is no requirement for you to show that your relationship ended because of the family violence.
Source: https://iarc.org.au/resources/partne...-relationship/
There's also the risk of the "husband" spilling the beans and telling the court that the relationship wasn't genuine, and that money was involved as revenge for being slapped with an AVO. That would definitely expedite deportation.
The court these days have been aware of fake domestic violence cases. In exception to Mt Druitt and adjacent areas, local cops are very unlikely to show bias against the male partner whenever the female partner calls 000 and presents "evidence" of a face being bruised herself. There was news of a Moroccan lady living the high life under her Arab Australian (not sure which nationality but not Lebanese) husband and became greedy, she bruised her own head and went to the cops pretending she was freshly beaten. CCTV of the apartment shows that the husband was nowhere near the apartment and she went up and down the complex all alone before heading to the police station. She was trying to file for divorce in order to take all of his hard earn money for herself.
Honestly I haven't heard of many sham marriages for citizenship nowadays compared to a decade ago. Maybe the new measures are proving effective?
Not really. I have friends who applied by themselves without an agent's help. Agents are basically third party people who lodge the application for you, give you immigration advice and charge you a fee for all of that but they're not directly associated with the immigration Dept. All decisions to approve or reject applications are done by assistants in the Immigration minister's office under his direct authority - even the case manager from the immigration dept has no power to approve visas, they can only write recommendations of whether the applicant has satisfied all the visa requirements.
I got my PR approved within 3 months a long time ago (different visa subclass not spouse visa lol). Everyone else who applied the same visa subclass as myself had to wait 2-8 years before getting approved, and some even employed agents to do their paperwork. Mine was done without an agent but I had done my homework 2 years prior, and I presented a strong case that satisfied the requirements. The letter of approval came directly from the minister, and I can say that my case manager at the time was quite racist and told me in my face that I should withdraw my application on day one. Good thing she doesn't have the power to influence my visa decision.
Bringing back this thread to its title, “the strangest request from a ML/WG”, I think the best request is not the strangest but if she simply looks you in the eye and says, “I want you to fuck Mr hard, now.”
This is especially exciting if she is someone you have not booked before. Basically a total stranger you met less than 60 minutes earlier.
Heard this so ofte, my standard response, its yours to use, go for it. If they ask for money then just call them out, Yes a few times when I have manage to convert a B2B session into a pussyslide, the girl has said similar or even better when they "accidently" slip you in to finish inside.
Was at SGM yesterday, new girl begged to see the roster pictures of herself and then critiqued them. Then looked at all my friend pictures on my phone, giggling away.
It turned into a good session :)
Erica is a little passive and slightly chubby, but pretty, accommodating and lovely person.
Had one where the WL did a pussy slide on me and I came unexpectedly from that. Didn't expect to go round 2 but she asked me about something that made me really horny I started making out with her and I got hard for round 2. Condom sex made me soft again so I asked for another pussy slide, she took the condom off and did her thing. She teased me by slipping me in momentarily and pulling me out, and her alarm rang. She laid on her back and told me "cum outside". Gladly did her BB and did as was told, finished 2nd round on her belly.
Wanted to see her again but she played her game, would not approve my booking so I stopped trying. This was years ago.
The first session I had with my current regular ML, she'd finished a perfectly good massage and I had just flipped - having paid tips up front and was settling in for a pleasant NHJ, she strips off, gets me hard and then very politely asks if she could sit on my face and give me a BJ/ 69... needless to say, she didn't have to ask twice....