In a relationship but ho's be ho'ing

How do you start the conversation with girls at the gym, there is this hottie that I want to talk to but I am a chicken shit 😂

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Originally Posted by nosytt

Mate you're thinking too small.

Once you know they're interested you need to take them somewhere private and ask them if they have heard the good word and bust out a bible. Convince them they need God in their life and you have the key to their salvation. Work on this for a few weeks and ask them to spread the word to their other female friends, slowly building your congregation. Next you need to choose some name for your religion, something like The Followship of God, then hire out a community hall for like a few hours once a week.

Start getting your congregation to turn up once a week early Sunday morning and once it's big enough (you should be aiming at least 30 women, partners who cares, you're there for the women) you drop the concept of tithing, 10% of their income (gross) to help grow the Followship to save more souls. Now you're shooting for an income of $8,000 - $15,000 a week. Now onto the private bible studies each night of the week with each of these 30 women (February gets dicey) offering personal salvation through the practice of 'cleansing' through the 'bone of christ' or some other bs.

The next steps get a bit more complicated as you need more trusted guys to start their own franchise of Followship of God kicking up their tithing to you at around 20%, once the ball starts rolling things can get out of hand quickly.

Good luck and god speed.

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Definitely one of the best posts on this site ever.

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Originally Posted by woodcock

How do you start the conversation with girls at the gym, there is this hottie that I want to talk to but I am a chicken shit ��

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If they want you to talk to them they'll drop you all the hints and signals. If you don't get any of these vibes then it may not go well if you go ahead anyway.

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Originally Posted by nosytt

Mate you're thinking too small.

Once you know they're interested you need to take them somewhere private and ask them if they have heard the good word and bust out a bible. Convince them they need God in their life and you have the key to their salvation. Work on this for a few weeks and ask them to spread the word to their other female friends, slowly building your congregation. Next you need to choose some name for your religion, something like The Followship of God, then hire out a community hall for like a few hours once a week.

Start getting your congregation to turn up once a week early Sunday morning and once it's big enough (you should be aiming at least 30 women, partners who cares, you're there for the women) you drop the concept of tithing, 10% of their income (gross) to help grow the Followship to save more souls. Now you're shooting for an income of $8,000 - $15,000 a week. Now onto the private bible studies each night of the week with each of these 30 women (February gets dicey) offering personal salvation through the practice of 'cleansing' through the 'bone of christ' or some other bs.

The next steps get a bit more complicated as you need more trusted guys to start their own franchise of Followship of God kicking up their tithing to you at around 20%, once the ball starts rolling things can get out of hand quickly.

Good luck and god speed.

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It’s been done many times before and unless he’s willing to grow a beard like the Bhagwan it ain’t happening.

He’s better off studying hypnosis and testing my hypothesis on something easy like a chicken or a tweety bird, then move on to higher intellect species.

You bastards are just too funny!!!! lmfaooooo!

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Originally Posted by nosytt

Mate you're thinking too small.

Once you know they're interested you need to take them somewhere private and ask them if they have heard the good word and bust out a bible. Convince them they need God in their life and you have the key to their salvation. Work on this for a few weeks and ask them to spread the word to their other female friends, slowly building your congregation. Next you need to choose some name for your religion, something like The Followship of God, then hire out a community hall for like a few hours once a week.

Start getting your congregation to turn up once a week early Sunday morning and once it's big enough (you should be aiming at least 30 women, partners who cares, you're there for the women) you drop the concept of tithing, 10% of their income (gross) to help grow the Followship to save more souls. Now you're shooting for an income of $8,000 - $15,000 a week. Now onto the private bible studies each night of the week with each of these 30 women (February gets dicey) offering personal salvation through the practice of 'cleansing' through the 'bone of christ' or some other bs.

The next steps get a bit more complicated as you need more trusted guys to start their own franchise of Followship of God kicking up their tithing to you at around 20%, once the ball starts rolling things can get out of hand quickly.

Good luck and god speed.

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Oh man, certainly possible LOL. But id rather not be the featured on "60 minutes" on a Sunday evening. Bring exposed as sexual cult, going down on history as one Australia's biggest degenerate lmaooo

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Originally Posted by woodcock

How do you start the conversation with girls at the gym, there is this hottie that I want to talk to but I am a chicken shit 😂

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What I did with the Korean girl was when we were both stretching. She was obviously more flexible, so my first comment was "you make stretching look too easy" then that would be a good way to start your convo.

It would certainly help, that you dont have creep vibe going on. So the convo can be more interactive rather than one sided.

They both want it bad. You might need to book in for a hair cut!

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Originally Posted by woodcock

How do you start the conversation with girls at the gym, there is this hottie that I want to talk to but I am a chicken shit 😂

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Just match their exercise and ask for form tips. I’m sure you’ll master hip thrusts in no time

I feel like this is going to blow up in your face.

But you seem committed, so lets all enjoy the carnage.

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Originally Posted by Kiki kong

There's another step i could take, that would be to bang them and change gyms lol

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Do it dude! Lol!

cool story bruh

I would ask those 2 ladies themselves actually what they would recommend - but of course only asking for a friend…..

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Originally Posted by Kiki kong

Fucking great question.... the thing is my missus's now comes from a really really well of family. Basically it gone be mine also eventually

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I'm hoping these girls at the gym are your typical ABG's bro.

Korean woman are hot. There is a Korean chick that trains at my gym who looks similar to Stella from h2h. Skinny, b cups, short except this chick has blonde hair. I'm certain she is a Korean born Australian as well.

Just go for it bro. Yeah its probably cheating but who doesn't cheat these days. I know plenty of married woman who regularly go out with other guy friends.

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Originally Posted by Punt2Win

If they want you to talk to them they'll drop you all the hints and signals. If you don't get any of these vibes then it may not go well if you go ahead anyway.

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You guys are lucky... when i was younger and go to gym often, my body looks great, but only attract gay guys saying my body is sexy and where do i go after this....

If i only know what type of men's body that attract gym girls back then, as gym girls are my only fantasy that i havent fucked yet... and im turning 55 soon...

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Originally Posted by Niceguy11

I'm hoping these girls at the gym are your typical ABG's bro.

Korean woman are hot. There is a Korean chick that trains at my gym who looks similar to Stella from h2h. Skinny, b cups, short except this chick has blonde hair. I'm certain she is a Korean born Australian as well.

Just go for it bro. Yeah its probably cheating but who doesn't cheat these days. I know plenty of married woman who regularly go out with other guy friends.

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Korean born Australian?

Love how she belittles the simp by introducing him to men she will soon fuck!

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Korean born Australian?

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Ahhh shit. My mistake. I was meant to say Australian born Korean.

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Originally Posted by Niceguy11

Ahhh shit. My mistake. I was meant to say Australian born Korean.

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Lolll all good bro. I was gonna ask how do you even spot them? 😂

Update

So the Korean girl isn't looking for a relationship as she came out of a 13 year long one. So she not after anything serious, she dated other Asian enthnicties one of them same as me. I can sense she thinks im a player but I obviously say that im not. I dont regard myself as one honestly. Going to RnT or FS shops is not being a player lol.

She lives a rather boring life, work, dogs and gym life. A bit of an introvert from what I sense. Ill continue chipping away, might see if she wants to do a reformer pilates class together lmaoooo

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Originally Posted by bistro

You guys are lucky... when i was younger and go to gym often, my body looks great, but only attract gay guys saying my body is sexy and where do i go after this....

If i only know what type of men's body that attract gym girls back then, as gym girls are my only fantasy that i havent fucked yet... and im turning 55 soon...

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The Korean girl said that girls these days prefer dad bods. I guessing a well built dude with a solid frame, some decent muscle. Doesn't need to have visible abs but still tries to stay in shape. I asked why is that? She said girls see dad bobs as sexy since they aren't too strict and can eat, drink comfortably. Im not saying be a fat obese cunt but comfortable without looking disgusting

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Originally Posted by hornedbeast

Love how she belittles the simp by introducing him to men she will soon fuck!

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Broo! I felt kinda bad for the dude. I just ignored him too when she smiles at me. It looks like it doesn't even faze him one bit lol

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Originally Posted by Niceguy11

I'm hoping these girls at the gym are your typical ABG's bro.

Korean woman are hot. There is a Korean chick that trains at my gym who looks similar to Stella from h2h. Skinny, b cups, short except this chick has blonde hair. I'm certain she is a Korean born Australian as well.

Just go for it bro. Yeah its probably cheating but who doesn't cheat these days. I know plenty of married woman who regularly go out with other guy friends.

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Yea this Korean one has blonde hair as well. Shes so sexy honestly, im so tempted to visit her at her work, but its also too close to one my businesses. I dont really want her to know so much about me

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Originally Posted by Kiki kong

Update

So the Korean girl isn't looking for a relationship as she came out of a 13 year long one. So she not after anything serious, she dated other Asian enthnicties one of them same as me. I can sense she thinks im a player but I obviously say that im not. I dont regard myself as one honestly. Going to RnT or FS shops is not being a player lol.

She lives a rather boring life, work, dogs and gym life. A bit of an introvert from what I sense. Ill continue chipping away, might see if she wants to do a reformer pilates class together lmaoooo

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I think she might sense you as a player because you said you have a missus but still flirting and making her laugh lol. I know it can’t be help for men to do that. If she’s an introvert, I reckon it would fast track your progress if you have other common interest or hobby. If not, consistently communication like what you did here will probably deliver you to your goal. Good luck and I hope you’re gonna get it brother

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Originally Posted by Kiki kong

Update

So the Korean girl isn't looking for a relationship as she came out of a 13 year long one. So she not after anything serious, she dated other Asian enthnicties one of them same as me. I can sense she thinks im a player but I obviously say that im not. I dont regard myself as one honestly. Going to RnT or FS shops is not being a player lol.

She lives a rather boring life, work, dogs and gym life. A bit of an introvert from what I sense. Ill continue chipping away, might see if she wants to do a reformer pilates class together lmaoooo

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What a ho! She wants it dude!!