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100% this, apart from a visit to Crazy House on Cowboy i'd stick to Nana.Quote:
Originally Posted by fted
Cowboy was definitely more full on drink hustling like Pattaya has become, i found most of the girls in Nana more sedate and as mentioned above Billboard had some top looking vag. Plenty of street meat to be had in the surrounds as well.
Sincerely doubt you're an idiot. iME, moving an account, Line, Wechat, to a new mobile, reinstalling, that seems to be a different experience than an initial install. I'll assume it's to prevent account hijacking. I know when my xfer of Wechat went south, I was locked out. Unlocking required two WeChat longtime members, who I'd frequently chatted with, to each send a code to unlock. Easily done IF you had WeChat; not so easy if you didn't and they were nowhere near. Luckily, I had SMS capability AND their actual mobile numbers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne
AfternoonsQuote:
Originally Posted by Miclop
6. Go for salt-tapping, Misaki Akasuri Previously Known as Sakura Asuri. You will NEVER feel cleaner (ISG FR'S).
7. Tulip (an institution). Cherry and Peach massages, both have websites, pictures accurate enough. Prices are INCLUSIVE for FS (ISG)
8. Lot of RnT MP's on soi 22 and soi 23, providers sitting outside. Laminated sheets are for massage only, extras negotiated inside. Odd number soi's on one side, even on the other. Main street references used as base for side soi's, ala Sukhumvit, soi 15.
Good pharmacy on Sukhumvit, between soi's 13 and 15, basically next door to Thermae, Southeast Pharmacy. No script needed for anything non-narcotic (just in case).
Nights...
Safe bars are Tilac, Soi Cowboy. Have a drink out on the terrace, watching the passing crowd (though, I guess these days, a lot of tourists and lookie-lous). Once upon a time, Tilac did have some lookers, 4 or 5 arm stage, girls shifting arms during their shift.
Patpong, but its not an easy area to navigate for the inexperienced (newbies). MTW, rugby scrum (ISG).
Foodland supermarkets for food/drink supplies.
Bring some Imodium. Food is safe, but for newbs... Can you eat spicy?
"My pet" - no spicy. "Pet nig noi" - little bit spicy. "Pet my mee pen ha" - spicy no problem.
For street touts: "my pie, cap" - I don't go, thanks. "My ow (first part of ouch), cap" - no thank you. Marks you as a resident, not a tourist; they leave you alone.
"ow ee, cap" - another, thanks, when you want another something, as in a drink. "check-bin, cap" - how to ask for the bill. If you're running a tab - chits put in a cup on your table, some bars are known to pad. Know the going price for drinks, lady-drinks, ask before ordering in each bar.
Greet everyone with "Sawwadee cap" (males use cap ending, females ca ending). "cap un cap" Thank you.
Thai is tonal, and unless you're familiar with tonal languages, you won't get the correct tone. Don't worry, Thais will figure it out.
Smile; keep your cool. Don't litter (moneymaker for the boys in brown).
Traffic is a bitch. BTS, MRT good way to get around, or motorbike taxis (keep your knees IN). Traffic will stop for pedestrians in crosswalks, but be careful. Ack the paused vehicle with a head dip. Watch out for motorbikes, they are everywhere.
Don't try and wai (gesture). You won't know how (very cultural). WHEN someone wai's you, give a small head nod. Never touch anyone, even kids, on the head (head is sacred). Never point you feet at someone - feet are dirty. Watch out for pickpockets on BTS, MRT.
Thai's don't use chopsticks - fork and spoon.
You're a guest in their country, act like it. Not every female is a working girl.
NEVER speak ill of the royal family, king, etc. BRUTAL LAWS. Be careful of criticizing anything (at least until you leave the country); critical reviews have engendered court cases.
Take the next flight to Saigon and stay at a hotel in Bui Vien Street. Much sexier and younger women there.
You have a treasure trove of information above. LINE app is the go however you get it.
All of the experiences in Thailand are absolutely tremendous
Three days?? Not enough.
Wow, so much gold information here. Thanks guys.
Miclop & 11Bravo - this is outstanding intel!
I've only ever been to Bangkok in transit for 24 hours and under each time. Your intel makes want to stay for a week or more!!
Roj,Quote:
Originally Posted by Roj
There is so way much more than that in the Sukhumvit area locale alone that my guide is barely scratching the surface.
Bravo has fleshed it out a bit more with his knowledge and likes, but there is even way more.
Place like Annalisa, for PSE together with Annies and Tulip, plus more.
Then there's the dark side, Thai focused more so, like T-Ded.
Or the Japanese focused area of Soi Thaniya...
Not to forget, that just over two hours down the road is the hedonistic beacon of Pattaya...
Thermae has never allowed Ladyboys on the premises. That is why they are all on the street out front.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nelly69
I just came back from BKK. Here are some of my no BS and safe places to go to.
It is sex paradise with lots of option however it can be quite overwhelming due to the offerings available.
- Best place to get advise is from Singlemanforum (equiv to Syd99 forum for Bangkok).
- Best RnT - HoneyBunny (Accepts Credit Card).
- Best Blowjob only place - Secret Kiss (Only Cash) and VoVo (Accept Credit card and cash) - Young and hot girls.
Roughly $70 for 30-40 minute blowjob, 1 shot.
- Best FS - ThaiFriendly App (Easy as hell to find a freelancer especially if you're in Pattaya). Have the girl come to your hotel. No looking around, buying them drinks or chatting them up. Just straight to business.
Noteworthy mention - WoodBar Blowjob bar is good too. Some girls you find can deliver Throat Pie as they live for it. Don't expect stunners though.
Ill personally try to avoid Thermae Cafe and Gogo bars unless you live in BKK or there for longer (like a month). IMHO its a waste of time and money, especially if you're there for only 3 days.
You may have blue balls if you find the wrong girl to take back to your hotel with you.
Go there if you never been. Once is enough for an experience for me. Pick any girl from the waiting on the other side of the room there and take her right upstairs to the hotel if you like her and get her to book short time room for you. (You pay her, she will give to receptionist and they will give you key to a room)
Alot of 9/10 and 10/10. Its a mixed bag as you will not know what services the girls there will provide. Alot of them I heard are starfishes.
Some of the best advice I ever got, decades ago, from an experienced hand was DON'T be the kid in the candy store - "I want this, no, wait, I want that, no wait, that one, no, that one." Just pick one you like, has a good attitude, go enjoy. Return and pick another.Quote:
Originally Posted by jasng90
Now, if this is your ONLY trip to BKK in THIS lifetime... well, my condolences, and you have bigger problems than who to pick. But BKK isn't going anywhere. It changes, but, as the Thais say, "Same, same but different".
Everyone has their preferred forums. Mine is ISG, for longevity, both the forum's and mine. Has helped me in a number of climes.Quote:
Originally Posted by jasng90
Like SYD, or ANYWHERE, cash is king. I'll use a CC in Foodland, a shop in a major mall, but in P4P - NO thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by jasng90
IME, those who forgo "looking around, chatting them up" are missing out on the fun. AND, it's how you separate the high risk/low risk of poor performance. Discussing price, menu, PAY AFTER BEFORE you depart increases your odds. Just like in an AMP lineup, look for the ones smiling, making eye contact; avoid the ones looking down at the floor or not smiling. ALWAYS pick on ATTITUDE with looks secondary (certainly someone you find attractive, but not necessarily perfect).Quote:
Originally Posted by jasng90
Yea, getting further afield, out of the Suk farang ghetto...Quote:
Originally Posted by Miclop
And, what hasn't been said here, there is so much more to Thailand than P4P. (Say WHAT?!? Blasphemy!).
Food - street vendors, food stalls, hole in the wall mom-n-pop restaurants...
Seeing the tourist sites. Yes, they're touristy, but, they're also something to see.
Sky Park, Central Silom - very impressive.
Shopping - go out to the weekend market Chatuchak (take the MRT, DON'T get off at Chatuchak PARK; off at the next stop, Kamphaeng Phet station - right inside the market, Section 26 (good for quality souvenirs, and La Rumba Cafe for some refreshments after several hours of seeing what's on offer). Section 8 for some good, cheap souvenirs (buy some silk tissue box covers - fold flat for easy carrying home, or place mats). Little Wings House for some great, unusual souvenirs (google is your friend). Yes, it is touristy, but you'll be rubbing shoulders with Thais. There are more real, local markets, but Chatuchak is an institution for a reason.
And just having some interactions with civilian Thais. The clerks at the bakery, the waitresses at your favorite lunch counter, a waitress (and possible owner) of your favorite ice cream shop, shopping for supplies in Foodland... One of my favorite memories is having forgotten my umbrella (idiot), caught in a downpour, trying to find some shelter under a telephone pole, a Thai walking out of an office with an umbrella (smart guy), motioning me over, I'm thinking I'll get some shelter in the lobby. No, he gives me the umbrella (very nice umbrella), telling me to return it "tomorrow". TIT.
I have to agree with Brother bravo, Bangkok and Thailand so much more than punting.Quote:
Originally Posted by 11Bravo
Too many days punting I actually find kinda boring, it's almost sensory overload (in Pattaya especially). Especially the bars (gogo and normal), the girls have a quota of drinks they need to earn every month in order to earn their salary, not making quota means deduction from salary. It's pretty rough and once you know the system take some of the fun away.
Don't forget to drink as many fresh coconuts as you can, and go see some live music at the Thai bars (the ones the Thais go to not the farang bars)!
Here, here, EXACTLY.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rogerram
Salary deductions for shortfalls of ladydrinks and/or bar fines have been around for decades. Where I differentiate are those who work for ladydrinks (good banter), and those who just want without putting in any effort (though the latter makes it easy to say "my ow cap" and let them flit off, leaving the landing gate open for others).
For me, it's a combo: couple of days of punting, then a couple of days out and about sightseeing. Rinse and repeat.
I will also say this about the freelancers on Thai Friendly.
Be really careful. I've had some mixed experiences with freelancers. Some might ghost you even after a booking for whatever reason. You can register an account from here before you go and line it up, I find that's better actually - a few days before you fly, line up the booking. If you try to book on the day you may not even get a reply if they are booked out.
If you manage to get a firm booking, they will come to your hotel (almost always late tbh) but because they are freelancers they have NO STD TESTS. You must always dom up for both BJ and FS as unlike some of the reputable registered soapy places they have no need to do tests
I've also found all my Thai friendly bookings super transactional and always pump and go. They don't hang around and there's not really any connection, compared to having fun with girls at one of the bars and bringing her home with you.
Oh I will also say, make sure your hotel is guest friendly. Some hotels are definitely not, and you don't want to be left blue balled because you can't take a girl in. There are also some hotels who have a no ladyboy policy, which is good for those of us who aren't into that as they will take the ID of the guest and if it's a ladyboy will refuse entry. You have to register any guest who's coming to your room with reception.
Note I'm not saying I have anything against LBs or those who enjoy them, this is just a PSA for the OP.
Have to agree with this. I was in BKK recently and saw 5 Thai friendly girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rogerram
Most were great!!
One I saw twice, one was hot but when she stripped had absolutely no boobs, one was hot but very transactional, one was hopeless I actually paid her to leave.
Agree about the chase at the bars. One night I went for a few drinks and enjoyed the chatting up and having a few drinks together but I didn’t bar fine her as I had a Thai friendly girl already lined up for that night.
i am currently planning my next trip as well, i will say cherry massage was great but the lady i use to frequent has since left :(Quote:
Originally Posted by BobbiBrown
but eery thing was available im talking full on hardcore porn sex and this is in the spa plus on the bed, even anal
she even got me an ice coffee delivered to the room mid session :)
so yeah hit up cherry massage and check out the cherry massage website
What's with the explosion of nuru massage places around soi 22 & 33?!! One group has 8 shops alone!!!
Hey mate, If you are normally a RnT guy, I would HIGHLY recommend checking out Sukhumvit 24 Alley. Lookup Mangomassagebangkok.com for the specific location, however you don't have to go specifically there, as there are a cluster of shops on that little circular side alley, all of which offer Full Service. Price should be around 2200-3000 baht for 1 hour. For that you get part 3. I can confidently say that even if you are very particular, you will find something to your liking in this area. It really has top tier talent and very affordable prices.
They will shower with you, wash you, inspect you down there and then take you to the bed for business. The great thing about this alley, is you can check out what you like. Don't be afraid to walk in, they will parade the girls and you can choose one. If you don't see anything you like, smile and thank them, and politely walk back out. They won't be upset as long as you are polite about it.
Other people have recommended freelancers and having fun in your own hotel room is great, but you have to be careful. I find that they ask for money up front and then are often not very interested and non-service oriented after. Whereas, the massage shops tend to be a lot more friendly and enjoyable.
If, like me, you wake up early (timezone differences), and want some action, this is the only area that I have been able to get any. There are a couple of shops here that will open 8am or 9am. The selection will not be as good as other times, but when you feel the need....
Have fun!
Mango massage is a good place, if you just want a quick BJ, walk up the road to 7heaven, you get bbbj and CIM for 1500 bhat. last time I was there, I had two girls alternating BJ and I blew a load into the one mouth whist the second one sucked my balls.
Downside is that you can only pick the girls from photos on a tablet and its a hit and miss. I've had some stunners but some regrets as well.
I can recommend Mai and Nongs milking table service (easy to find on Google). Their web site is pretty good. Shows legit pics of the girls and specifies exactly what they do.
2 hrs with 2 bisexual girls who both do anal set me back 7000thb (about $330 these days). I recommend Nong. She gets right into things and I don't think the word 'no' has ever left her lips. Just tell her what you want and tell her to bring her favourite girl with her.
Also, one other tip for seeing girls there in general. Don't pay until the action is over. It keeps them a little more focussed on giving you a good time.
Have fun
Generally, good advice, and previously, a "pay before" request was a red flag on a "takeout". But from what I've heard, a number of providers are asking for money upfront, and it's not a rip. Caused by some punters cheating the girls, refusing to pay. He thought it was a normal pickup, not P4P. Or she didn't do everything he wanted so he's not paying. Has happened for decades, a few scumbags ruining it for many punters. The mantra has always been "Pay After", BUT the 2nd verse is "Always Pay" except in MAJOR breaches. Only one I can ever think of is when LT (all night) gets cut to ST. I'd still pay, just my ST rate. BBBJ becomes CBJ. Pay the agreed amount; no repeat. No morning wake-up. Pay the agreed amount; no repeat. These "clever" boys, think there's no ramifications of ripping off the girls. But she doesn't keep silent. She goes back and tells all her friends, colleagues, what happened. And then punters wonder "why". Why won't she go with me? Why do I have to pay before? Etc., etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Turrboballs
When a girl has insisted on "pay before", my solution has been a common one. Money laid on the coffee table, upstairs to the bedroom (I was a resident). Collectable after the entertainment was complete. And, the RARE instances it became an issue, and those were FEW and FAR between... back to the bar (I was a gentleman, she got the ride back to the bar, but didn't need any a/c, that's for sure).
And let's be honest here. If the situation was flipped, your job, customer who doesn't pay, doesn't pay the agreed upon amount? Well then, it's "cash in advance prior to commencement of work".
Bottom line: IME, most all deliver what was agreed to. Get the menu, price, duration, time of departure, special requests agreed to before departing the bar. Doing that eliminates so many problems.
Since this thread exists, would anyone mind giving me advice on certain Nuru or soapy massage spots? I was looking at daisy dream, doki doki, bkkvice and maybe (budget willing) poseidon complex. Not really interested in independents or either soi cowboy or nana (Have done that before). If anyone has any other reccos for soapy places please let me know, just have a few hours free in bkk before i get busy, so just enough time for one place.
Cheers!
Highly recommend this place to stay, superb hotel and close to lots of action
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RGcXF5Lk7gKNCQhS7?g_st=ic
S33 compact
Over the road is -
https://www.hunnybunnybkk.com/
Good value and clean with some smashing girls - go for a double with Orange and Nicky - you won’t regret it.
hello i have been to all u mentionedQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterBateman
BKK VICE IS GREAT !! AND CHERRY NURU MASSAGE IS A MUST VISIT
to be honest all the nuru places i have visited have been great but the i mentioned above have been the most porn style experience ive had
feel free to DM me for more info im happy to help :)
i ill be heading back next year again for a week long session