So that is the benefit of being loyal to one single shop.Quote:
Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
Maybe I should choose one shop instead of bouncing around town........
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So that is the benefit of being loyal to one single shop.Quote:
Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
Maybe I should choose one shop instead of bouncing around town........
Caff, The reason why you have t been listed as a very credible source as of yet is because you're still classified as a 'newbie'. That's why people may be hesitant to accept your recommendations, thinking 'he's a newbie, maybe he doesn't know better'. In time, people will be able to judge for themselves that the girls you recommend are in fact very good. You just need time for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by caff3ry
Of course, you're still an awesome writer, and we love your work!
[QUOTE=A44;1054734]Betrayal of trust, that reminds me of someone else too ! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Punterman
Me too ! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by wilisno
Lol got betrayed big time too :(
Nd I betray some one as well :(
I tend to only take advice from the more articulate reviewers.
Someone mentioned Rooter's reviews while they do come across as very enthusiastic, Ginza is an easy sell in general so it's hard to fault Rooter.
I've had one average punt at ginza and maybe 15 great to fantastic punts.
You have to also factor in what kind of shop you are reading a review of.
I like to think I am honest in my own ARs but I tend to not write about bad punts and I only try to recommend the most exceptional girls I've seen at various establishments.
I think I'm a little more comfortable writing about my own experiences but at the same time I do realise that owners of these stores or WLs may read my comments so I dont like to go into too much detail.
I did have a WL message me thanking me for not going into too much detail lol :/
[QUOTE=A44;1054734]I'm sure you are even more disappointed because since this morning no one has begged you not to leave the forum, as you hoped and expected? LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Punterman
If you're stupid enough to meet someone from here then there is not much you can complain about.
You and punterman can get together for a MM session, but no need to write about it here.
See you champ.
Doesn't matter any more as she got deported such a shame!Quote:
Originally Posted by Punterman
Ha - not sure If I would consider that a compliment or not! - being associated with taking a dump - or perhaps (hopefully!) something else...Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
In your memory I did a $150 punt last night with Nicole at Glades 42 ($140 actually as it was 45mins), it was cheap and it was nasty fun, it was delicious just like a cheat meal on MaccasQuote:
Originally Posted by Punterman
i always compare the reviews and also the writer as well :D you can tell if you do a bit of research and it definitely worked out pretty well in my favor! hardly ever go wrong with the right source ;)
Very funny thread.
Starts off asking can you believe what you read on here.
Next thing we find that ARs have definitely been too true for peoples comfort
The only thing I read on here that is more funny - bros who say they dont read After reviews lol
Im the opposite bro.
I wouldnt go to a place if there are no reviews that I can relate to. Thats just my humble opinion
Dido brother Sam !Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam88
I ignore anyone who abuses the exclamation mark in their AR. Not because I am a grammar nazi (guilty sometimes) but because I can't take them seriously. I imagine someone speaking to me directly when I read the AR, an exclamation mark at the end of every sentence makes me imagine the story is being told by some clueless moron.
Also it seems obvious that they are inflating their story somewhat. I don't dig that. I want it straight up without embellishing the details and light on the metaphors.
Also it would help to know the age of the punter writing the AR. Hate it when I am certain a wl is gonna be hot and 30 years old at most. Only to find out later that she is not slim, not attractive and probably close to 50 years old. That's when I realise the AR I am relying on was written by an old codger. So now I just presume that every AR is written by an old bloke unless there is evidence to the contrary.
Ahlungor calls a 40 year old young, lol.
Here are some excerpts from a recent review of Ahlungors:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...in-RnT-shop-!!
I removed the lines that did not have exclamation marks, you can still get the idea of what he is saying.
I did a quick count, there were 68 exclamation marks in 44 lines, not including blank lines.
Oh, and the review title has 2 exclamation marks also, lol.
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Size/shape : Size 10, medium height, very curvaceous with nicely enhanced DD Cups and a killer booty bum !, fully shaven
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Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese but excellent English ! Imagine an ABC who grew up in the USA, very open and liberated on sexual and bodily pleasures !!
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Services Provided : some massage and nude plays, full on Porn Star effects if I ever see one !! Absolute player !!
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Got a message earlier this week from Nicole telling me that she has a new girl starting today and ask me if I like to try! Very busty according to Nic !!
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Tia is mid 30 , very sultry, curvaceous and erotic and also got this fuck me, fuck me now look! I will post a few photos in the RnT thread later to show you what I mean ! and to my total surprise, she greeted me in a black Playboy bunny outfit!
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Yeap ! Full on Playboy Club stuff with black Rabbit ears and white pom pom rabbit tail !
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Those tits I later found out are DD Cups and nicely enhanced , on looks they are like perfectly shaped so immediately it's a give away but when I grab them from behind - they gave me a 90% natural feel - very nice job indeed and no under boobs scars . But that is not even half the highlight, her booty bum are !
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And Tia is probably still very horny right now as I didn't satisfy her one bit......... haha, sorry girl, too busy getting my own fun and too lazy to please !!
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The next punter/s who see this girl today will be some very lucky dudes ! Mark my words !
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I introduced myself and said Nicole had make a booking for me, handed over the $60 for the hour plus the $50 tips, Tia looks at all the money was taking a moment to figure out what are they for, I later found out this is the first time Tia works in a RnT shop !! and I was her bloody first client !!
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Anyway, I pointed to the $60, then the price list on the wall and said, 60 min massage for $60, that's for the massage !! and then point to the $50 and said, this is your tip !! you know what you need to do with that tip ? "take clothes off and shoot the aeroplane !!" her exact words in mandarins ..................lol, as my mamasan friends are not there, I just want to make sure that we are on the same page and there is a happy ending somewhere !!
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So, the long anticipated massage starts, Tia didn't ask me if I want strong or soft massage but she asked me if I like any oil, and where do I like her to massage, so I said a little bit of oil is fine and mainly on my lower back and around the waist !
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OK, instead of wasting my time writing or your time reading, I can say in very simple terms that Tia can't massage, so don't waste time, in fact, I think a 30 min session is probably more suitable for Tia and no part 1, just play !!
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A like bit of TT and Tia asked me if I like to turn over? well, the massage is not going any where, let's get her naked and check out those tits !!
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Tia is now topless and I can see that she has a pair of perfectly shaped big tits !!
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Good news, as my hands were admiring and wondering around Tia's nice butt, she said, oh, I better take this off too - yes please baby !!
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I can now see that Tia is fully shaven and that ASS was awesome, as a tits man, I was for a change spending more times playing with her ass than her tits !!
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Before I could feel if Tia is getting wet, she said I was making her horny and she needs to play with herself and asked me to sit up !!
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I sat up and sit on the edge of the table facing the wall mirror, Tia with her back facing me, now put her hands down to her pussy and starting playing with herself. I mean, really playing and because she has already started a bit of HJ on my cock, her hands were oiled up, I have never seen a ML playing and fingering herself in front of me, and due to my limited FS plays, nor have I seen a WL doing that either. some very quick and light touching - probably !
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As Tia continued to play with herself, she is spreading her legs wider open as if she wants to show off her pussy to me !
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Then I told Tia, if she keeps playing with herself and make herself cum, she may want me to fuck her (I wish !!) but Tia told me as a matter of facts (no you won't, only my boyfriend can fuck me !!). Then I said, you know, if you let your clients play with your pussy, you will get very popular as most massage girl do not let customers do that !
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Then I feel that I need a bit of a rest so I lay back down on the table and Tia turn around and concentrate on playing with my hard cock, more oil was applied and we starting talking more openly about sex, cock size, orgasm etc etc and I am starting really like this girl as she is very open about everything and no pretending on anything, really straight forward. Now I thought to myself, should I Spanish her now or should I Italian, those boobs are good for Spanish, no question about it, but gee, that ASS !! most of the busty girls I have been seeing at the moment don't have a bouncy ass like this and while I am a diehard Spanish fans, an Italian job on this occasion could be something !![
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Then I sat up by myself this time and told Tia she can play with herself more, but this time she has her legs open up and sat on the upper thigh of my right leg and rubbing herself up and down on my thigh while using her hand and finger on herself, this time, I can clearly smell her juice and my thigh can feel the wetness !
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That ass and that tattoo just above it is now looking very inviting, I need to fuck it !!
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I turned around looking for the oil bottle but can't find it, Tia asked me what are you looking for? the oil bottle, it's on the floor, Tia quickly ran around the table, pick up the bottle and handed it to me. I spray some more oil on my cock then turned Tia around and started rubbing myself on her butt crack. Tia knows exactly what I was trying to do so she position herself to place my cock onto the meatiness part of her bum crack and started sliding up and down !!
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But what was the title of this review, a porn star is born and that's what happened, while I was still pondering, Tia got her ass really close to me and just keep sliding up and down and before I could get a breather, I shot out a few big loads which landed on her back, most of my juice landed on that tattoo too, probably wont hit it even if I was aiming but hey, thing happened when you just let nature take it course ! and she was keep going until I have to pad her bum to stop. It felt so unreal and I have to rub it all in for as long as I could !! As I said thank you to Tia, she turned her head back and said, you happy now? I want to get you hard again and have a second cum !
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I said, no no no, I'm too old for that, no you are not too old, you were so hard before, I'm sure you can be hard again very quickly, this time I will use something else to make you cum !!
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Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
This is just a good proof of what a fake you are, on one hand you proclaimed that you put me on your ignore list and you won't bother reading anymore of my posts. Let me ask you this, when you counted that there were 68 exclamation marks in 44 lines, were you ignoring my post ?
Of course you won't ! as soon as there is an opportunity arise , look at what you just did there? you not only quoted my post with such details - putting in so much work into separating my works into 27 sections like you are worshipping it ! So much for the ignorance......... lol
What can I say, this king of trolls has always been my biggest fans , he probably remembered and making notes on everything I ever posted in this forum !Quote:
Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
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Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
Hi there brother Xxxxxxx,
You know who you are, are you just gonna sit there and let this troll calling our mutual acquaintance a 40 year old when you knew she wasn't ??
Speak the truth may I ask of you and let's just once and for all expose this troll and his agenda !
你唔係驚咗佢係咪呀？齊齊夾手夾腳 陏 咗條友先啦巴打。
Thanks mate .
Just a quick thought, but have you ever considered contributing with some AR's of your own?Quote:
Originally Posted by devo69
It looks like a tug of war between members that have been happening for a while. I'm watching game of throne here. Peace :)
Yeah Ahlungor is always good for a laugh :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 6sixty9nine
The banter is entertaining
By its definition a review is exactly that, a person's take or interpretation of something. That stands for all reviews, cars, restaurants, electrical equipment etc etc..
There are potentially so many variables that can alter the reviewers comments, particularly with something as personal as the subject matter of this website, eg did the girl who otherwise offers exceptional service just finish with an absolute moron who put her in such a mood that she then takes that into the next job (granted that shouldn't happen but the girls are human after all and can't be expected to switch on and off like a light bulb).
Did the punter himself go into the session with unreasonably high expectations?
that's my 2c
If somebody has taken time to make a AR good or bad i will not knock them. It takes a long
time to do a AR. And for that reason i will read it and who cares if they are over enthusiastic
or have a ulterior motive.
Your all Adults you don't need somebody to hold your hand when making a decision and
don't blame somebody else if your experience doesn't match their AR.
I guess I look at post counts, the detail of the description. A troll wouldn't bother to write a detailed description. control over the english language seems
to rate highly with me too