Though I gave a few clues already APLQuote:
Originally Posted by APL
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Though I gave a few clues already APLQuote:
Originally Posted by APL
this thread is either going to
1: make the brisbane market quiet for a while or
2: all check on our gfs/wives
3: start banking up for our mortgages
I can see all 3 options are reasonably good... :cool2:
except for op 2 if you do find something???
For the Shop not ML.
Step 1. Never ever get married.
Step 2. Tell your friends to never ever get married.
doesn't stop your gf from cheating on you and give you unwanted STIs that you don't know about...Quote:
Originally Posted by gpeck80
I don't want or have girlfriends. I just bang chicks. If they start getting clucky, controlling or anything, I tell em we should slow things down a bit and I dont call them, especially, especially over the weekend. ;)
I would have thought that the STI would most likely come from the wife/gf too ...
Imagine bringing that up at the dinner table.
"Hey hon. Pass the dinner rolls. Oh by the way, had a blood test last week and ..."
That reminds me of a joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by gpeck80
2 guys seated together on a plane, 1 sporting a black eye. The guy next to him asks "what happened" the guy replies sheepishly "I was booking my ticket over the counter & meant to say 1 ticket to Pittsburg but looking at the beautiful hostess I managed to say 1 picket to Tittsburg"
The other replied, "yeh I had the same problem this morning at breakfast, I meant to ask my wife to pass me the milk and I blurted out you ruined my life you bitch"
Guess they call it punting for a reason .. take the risk pay the price sometimes .. I know 5yeara ago or so u would get hi or naked and that about it now a lot of shops offer so much u would be naive if u thought the girl was 100% clean and pure we expect the girls to take care of them selves but how many punters out there spreading shit around to girls 2 way street I think anyway
A lot of the girls are very naive about STIs, so I put more blame on the dirty cunts who are out knowingly spreading this shit. I have heard numerous stories from MLs of customers coming in while they have visible symptoms of herpes or bleeding etc. As local punters we have no excuse for being naive about STIs, if you're doing anything high risk get yourself checked regularly. And if you're having unprotected sexual activity while knowing you have an STI, I hope your dick falls off!!
A trifle melodramatic ecchi, but I do agree with your first point.
Why do they do that why. It can be great just at the right time but mostly just anoys. Maybe just before the end. It became a bloody craze at Acqua a year back. That old Arab bitch with the sharp tongue hurt me bad with a finger pumping and was surprised when I stopped itQuote:
Originally Posted by JustMetoday
Too long a fingernail mate?😬Quote:
Originally Posted by Irishman
Memories Be careful lads once had a Korean before the flip she asked the question which I declined so the next min I laying face down and she is up my arse she probably figured I was gay because I refused the trouble was I couldn't walk properly for a day or two she must had scratch me bloody uncomfortable.
Made me so nervous i always made sure I was the right way up before question for quite a time LOL
PS It wasn't Pam either
Regarding the STI
It confirms the girls read this forum as much as we do, as a couple of regulars at different shop for me have changed their process,1 got wipes out which shes never done before and the other asked about what I get up to at other shops, bloody mood killer for me however i can understand their concern for sure.
So word is getting out.
Happy was the one for me at SS. The girl sure new her way around the back door.
God I loved the girls at ss. I forgot all about happy. She was pretty sinful. She taught me a bit of wow and now I use that knowledgeQuote:
Originally Posted by tommy thumb
Hygiene was never a thing at Pam's though. Toilet was disgusting
Is it still like that then. I thought it would have been clean by now. It took me a while to go back after getting a sick willie. Pam gave me a freebie twice with crazy eyes arab to tempt me but then I was away for six months and all dead when I came back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brissypunter
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"what u get up to in other shops" hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by APL
As if your going to tell them the truth.
Like she never got up to anything with other guys for that bit extra cash.
Funny how the girls trust their reg customers. Once you've proven your love for them they do more and more almost as if they think we never stray for a different girl occasionally.
Tell em mate. Let them know what they are missing out on. Make them nervous.Quote:
Originally Posted by reddoor
My best have been after I got up to leave and finish elsewhere.
It just makes sense
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Exactly right. They fuk us better when they know they have competition. Human beings use their bodies in competition. In sport. In war. But in sex, Men fight, women fuk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatmanaswell