I love Martha. If I was the lucky dude that married her I would feel like I had won the lottery. Fucking gorgeous.Quote:
Originally Posted by aussiegaigin
I love this show. Totally addicted.
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I love Martha. If I was the lucky dude that married her I would feel like I had won the lottery. Fucking gorgeous.Quote:
Originally Posted by aussiegaigin
I love this show. Totally addicted.
[QUOTE=AHLUNGOR;1639579]You think Martha has fake tits ??
For someone who is a breast man, did you really believe she had real breasts?
The girl from Bondi certainly has a sexy body. Check her out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brothelcreeper
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...honeymoon.html
[QUOTE=cuteguy;1639784]Not enough photos to decide either way, I didn’t see any of those from the Daily Mail ?Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
From the one in the white dress, she looks ok?
On the other hand, Karito from MKR looks all real !
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/01...8895147784.jpg
Completely agree. Martha looks pretty hot! I think she's the best looking of the lot this season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brothelcreeper
Anyone been watching this show lately?
The guy (Andrew) who was a virgin before he married Lauren (she revealed she was a lesbian and interested in threesomes and other kinky acts) appears not to be interested in her anymore. As you would expect, she came back accusing him of using her in order to lose his virginity. Seriously? The guy had a panic anxiety attack before she was throwing herself at him and trying to make him have sex with her. It's all nice to blame him for the relationship not working out but to say now that he used her for sex is simply unacceptable when she was the one trying to make him lose his virginity.
Now the professionals report that he will be scarred for life because he revealed he was a virgin only to lose it later on TV due to pressure from his wife Lauren.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...aged-show.html
Firstly, the "professionals" have little to no say in matching the applicants. The "applicants" are headhunted from instagram and other social media. If there was any expertise in this, we wouldn't see people matched up just to watch fireworks of the worst kind.Quote:
Originally Posted by cuteguy
As for the Alleged Virgin, that guy is insufferable. EVERY BLOODY SENTENCE that comes out of his mouth is some messed up moral or philosophical dilemma. Assuming any of his soul-searching and anxiety is real - the producers are to blame for setting up a "virgin" with a guy who is sexually experimental and open and expecting him not to have some sort of meltdown.
More importantly, I'd do Martha in a heartbeat and also the redhead, Jules. The rest of them would take a few beers and some a few whisky chasers. Ning and Ines, and the one whose name escapes me that is paired up with the yoga guru - nope, not on ya life!
- SMC
Well, they do have great script writers on the show.
Add in an Adonis like husband who conveniently jets off to NZ to attend his ex's mother's funeral for a week, ignores his girl leaving her at home on her own for a week, and quite miraculously appears just as the group in sitting down for dinner. Now he has "chicken pox" but is allowed to mingle with the others, and his "human megaphone" wife has just gone off with some mysterious illness. Reality? Really?
No ratings for "lived happily ever after".
I agree about Martha...I could fuck her anywhere anytime...as for Jules no way ! But each to his own...everyone has different tastes. That thing with the yoga bloke is fucking disgusting, and is he wearing a hairpiece? Also there is no way that Ning is only 34...I reckon she is probably 44.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forward Must Hang
I agree. The show should just drop the premise of "scientifically matching blah blah" because we're over it. Like a couple of years ago when Cheryl's partner bailed and then.. oh wow, "we discovered what a great match Cheryl and the other guy that just got jilted are, so we're giving them a go". You mean Cheryl cracked it at not being on tv so you've found a way to get her mug'n'jugs back on the screen.Quote:
Originally Posted by aussiegaigin
You can tell they set up a script and let the people ad-lib it. The lines are so fake - nobody in the real world talks like that and doesn't get called on it (or beaten to a pulp) by their mates for being a plonker or a diva.
Melissa. Apparently hasn't had sex in 8 years. And with that, we discover that the best contraceptive is actually a tedious personality.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwally
But yeah, Martha scrubs up alright.
What about Heidi? Sometimes I think "for sure" and other times she looks like she's had a really late night pulling cones.
How about the Filipino girl Cyrell? Isn't she a feisty little firecracker? Her brother was totally against her marrying Nic who has had testicular cancer and due to treatment is unable to have children the normal way. He can do it through IVF. How about Nic getting her a maid outfit to wear when preparing a Filipino dinner? Do some guys see Filipino girls just as maids only or what? She took revenge on him by preparing food that was not actually Filipino food.:shout:
https://celebrity.nine.com.au/2019/0...er-party-fight
So Elizabeth suddenly turns up in the GC while Sam is having his way with Innes, and it all gets captured on camera? Remind me again this is a reality show.
an educational show on what happens when you make terrible decisions in life, like going on TV to marry a strangerQuote:
Originally Posted by aussiegaigin
The best thing about watching this show is that it makes you appreciate your own relationship with your partner. Normal family life rather than all the nightmare drama queen girls on this show.
Normal family life is fucking WLs bareback every day and eating your own cum ???Quote:
Originally Posted by Brothelcreeper
It is on too early for me to watch during daylight saving, but I enjoyed that link. The chicken feet and cold raw goose yolk were very funny. He was trying to be respectful to her "cultural traditions." Her laughing hysterics were hilarious. I like people who fall to the floor because they are laughing so much. :shout:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuteguy
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Ines is cheating on her husband Bronson with Sam who stays away from his scary wife Elizabeth. Bronson comes to visit his wife and tells Ines she's "glowing" and looking "fresh. Oh yeah....she just spent the whole night with Bronson making out. At the girls night out, the Filipino girl Cyrell spills the beans on Ines by telling Elizabeth that her husband had spent some time with her man in the sauna. Oops! Then it all goes ballistic between Elizabeth and Innes with Cyrell getting involved with some colourful language coming out of her mouth.
https://honey.nine.com.au/2019/02/19...on-6-australia
Ines spent the whole night with Sam making out, and she looked pretty drained when she "woke up" the next morning. How convenient the camera crew just happened to be there to capture the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by cuteguy
The preview on Monday night's show of Elizabeth's "surprise return" showed her opening the door to the apartment and Ines's shoes were still in the hallway, suggesting she was still in there. But they weren't there when Liz's arrival was shown the next episode. But there was a pink toothbrush and her toothpaste left behind in the bathroom which Sam had to "hide" when she suddenly appeared there.
This show is getting even more unbelievable
And did anyone watch "Bad Mothers", the show which followed? I'm sure "Sam" was one of the actors in it. He was equally pathetic here, too
Watching this shows just reminds me how many of these psychotic bimbos are around us... Self entitled, self deluding, just mental. They justify their actions as they are trying to protect themselves from being hurt. But keeps moving the goal post for their partners.
Heavy plastic surgery on everyone of them and justified by this helps their self esteem... Nings lips looks like they overdid the fillers. So does Jess... Guys also have to be a bit mental to be a part of the show. Look at Dino and Matt.
Shows just for eyeballs. If any of those quacks ever try to do a real-life case they would quickly lose their practice and licence...
She is absolutely butt ugly to me. Wouldn’t go there if it was free
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Originally Posted by DYSLENOJD
Is it a she or a he? Holy shit :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by God Member
either Ines is really pedantic about dental care or it's really badly staged.Quote:
Originally Posted by aussiegaigin
Like Elizabeth rocked up to the girls night with a big entrance, why didn't she just go along with the group. Or how at the dinner party Sam and Ines sneak off to the other room and cozy up on the couch knowing they're under suspicion - yet amazingly nobody notices they are conspicuous by their absence.
Any of those people wonder why they're single, I'll let them in on the answer- you're an intolerable self absorbed try hard with more personality flaws than a psychology text book. There, said it. I feel better now!
Imagine what Ning will look like in 10 years time. Thai women don't seem to age well; she is already in the downward spiral.
I have to wonder what Bronson's IQ is. Or is he just acting dumb??Quote:
Originally Posted by studsg