Would You Fuck You

Why did God create alcohol and Brothels...?
So old fat farts can have sex life

Why did God create alcohol and brothels...?
So old fat farts can have a sex life

Would clean myself up before seeing a WL..
Smell nice.. groomed.. look presentable.. or try to..

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We are faceless to WL ....as long as you smell nice nd be polite than is good enough for them. No need to worry about anything just enjoyed your punt.

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Originally Posted by rooter

99% of the time punters are fucking girls they would have no chance of fucking if they weren't paying for it.
Or to put it another way 99% of the time the WLs are fucking guys they wouldn't fuck if they weren't getting paid for it.
That's the reality of punting.
Ugly fat old boring bastards like me get to fuck young hot chicks. I fucking love it.

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This plus 1000

Unfortunately we all cant look Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt doesn’t have to pay
Probably why you never see a good looking punter in a brothel

Plenty of Listerine, aftershave, deodorant, clean clothes and a shower before you walk into the shop. Just commonsense if you want full-on service.

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Originally Posted by Labia Vortex

Brad Pitt doesn’t have to pay
Probably why you never see a good looking punter in a brothel

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Guys like Brad still go to brothel. They pay to fuck the girls, who will leave after the fuck. After all, prostitute is cheaper than any affair that clings.

Just recall Hugh Grant case.

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Originally Posted by Labia Vortex

Brad Pitt doesn’t have to pay
Probably why you never see a good looking punter in a brothel

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That was a BJ In a car....pretty sad really

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Originally Posted by Labia Vortex

Brad Pitt doesn’t have to pay
Probably why you never see a good looking punter in a brothel

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I take exception to that. I've had plenty of MLs tell me I'm really handsome and some even tell me what a beautiful erection I had.

...oh, wait... never mind. I get how it works....

I did have one tell me I was really handsome as I checked my hair in the mirror before leaving. Hmmm, that still doesn't count does it?

Dammit, I'm hideous... :cry:

- FMH

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Originally Posted by Forward Must Hang

I take exception to that. I've had plenty of MLs tell me I'm really handsome and some even tell me what a beautiful erection I had.

...oh, wait... never mind. I get how it works....

I did have one tell me I was really handsome as I checked my hair in the mirror before leaving. Hmmm, that still doesn't count does it?

Dammit, I'm hideous... :cry:

- FMH

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Money is the best aftershave of all....

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You can’t probably change your face and body but at least cleanliness can be maintained


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Originally Posted by Assandlegs

Money is the best aftershave of all....

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And it blends well with desperation! :slobber:

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Originally Posted by cyberastrologer

You can’t probably change your face and body but at least cleanliness can be maintained

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At the end of the day the girls provide a service and I'm sure they get that some of aren't oil paintings (not me, I'm hot AF). The best you can do, and we should aim to do it, is being clean, smell nice, be friendly, polite and share a good fun attitude with the girl.

You might not walk out and have them go "he was sooo hot" but they'll at least they won't think you were a dickhead or a grub.

The thread is titled "would you do you"

I've been doing myself since I was 14, so yes. Provided my hands are clean, that's the only condition!

I wonder if another punter looked at me thinking I'm a dropped pie
thinning hair did do a dent in my confidence, and I wasn't a sexy fit guy like when I was hitting gym in my 20s
would any of you fuck me? anyone? fuck me now, please

Lol mine too. It can only get better lol

a very well damn good logical question

Agreed. This is a deep question.

I’d fuck me but DD Or DFK? No way![emoji13]

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Originally Posted by Labia Vortex

The sights these girls see would frighten even the blind

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That is a funny description

There is an app where you take a selfie and it shows you what you would look like as a girl.
I looked fucking hot!
I would do me as a girl any day of the week :)
Narcissus would be proud of me :)

so another question the other way around:

is there a good looking punter (like model or actor level) that frequent brothels?

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Originally Posted by xboyx

so another question the other way around:

is there a good looking punter (like model or actor level) that frequent brothels?

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I think there’s a dude called cuteguy. Sounds like a model that would drench a WLs panties

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Originally Posted by xboyx

so another question the other way around:

is there a good looking punter (like model or actor level) that frequent brothels?

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A punting buddy of mine is rated by a lot of the milfs in the $150 shops. You name the shop he has probably been been part of the furniture there at one stage or another in the last few years. He has had relationships with 2 Ginza girls that I know of, one of them still works there and is very popular.

I get regular updates with what's going on and he makes AR's on here read like Dr Suess books. Makes the heavyweights on this forum look like newbies (no offence) but the scary thing is he knows guys even more hardcore than him.

TBH I worry a little - actually - a lot about him.

A WL told she met a handsome guy who was a small time actor!