Haha, thanks for the suggestion
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Haha, thanks for the suggestion
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Can see it. It all still seems a bit far fetched for me. But will definitely keep reading em
Theres your problem Newbie, sounding slightly arrogant that your superior and dissing us all punters in the process (whether you mean it or not) because you score hot dates with minimal dollar spent - the economies of scale as you put it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
What you failed to understand and what Liminal has grasped is that there can be different fun experienced exclusively on both sides.
Lets be honest that no matter the scenario, Tinder date/picking up @ bar for a ONS/FS punting etc. the ultimate aim is to have fun and satisfy our sexual urges.
From a no strings attached, safety n choice perspective ill rather punting cause I feel once the transaction is complete I don't owe them anything and its not messy, i trust professional WLs at a reputable place like Ginza enforcing regular checkups than a girl i meet on Tinder or at a bar, and lastly you can come close to customizing the girl you want to have sex with for that day. (tonight i feel like a jap with short hair and long legs...hmm)
I for one came into this thread to enjoy some Tinder sex stories so I think it s all good if you are happy to share that would be great ..but no need to try justify y one is better than the other cause i feel you might not have truly enjoyed a great punt yet!! :)
That sucks, just goes to show how easily led the parishoners are if they let the son continue, hang on I guess he just needed to pay some money to get a pardon as well and now all is good!Quote:
Originally Posted by Punter Poontang
It’s all fun and fucking games
Whatever your flavour, just enjoy as before you know it we will all be 6 feet under.
Life is short. Fuck as many women as you can - paying or not.
Here's a joke a girl at work told me.
Why do Aussie guys come so fast?
So they can rush straight back to the pub and brag to their mates ;)
Love these stories mate, keep them comingQuote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
You have found an audience here for sure
All good buddy! and yes keep the stories coming!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
lol... just like a bad punt ..essential to make you cherish and enjoy more when the good ones come.Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
Netflix? if u into thrillers I recommend Mind-hunter.
I think fantasy is more his lane LMAO !Quote:
Originally Posted by blackchelsea
I am a simple man. If I see some insecure betas writing ducktales to seek some clout online, I laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
Now put on your $10 K-Mart shoes and stock up on them Shiraz’s - weekend is coming LMAO!!
Actually, I take that back, you are handling the cross-fire with aplomb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
Also, glad that you've taken on the criticism around belittling punters, on a punting forum! Most of us have no chance with a hot non WL in a dating situation, hence why we hand over our hard earned to get some sweet, sweet nectar.
Anyway, carry on, let me prepare some popcorn.
You’ll be surprised, most of those places are very similar as they work off the similar exchange rates! Bank fees and fees for non bank customers are to be considered, if you are in the cbd say near Chinatown you can shop around a few places within a 100 metres distance .Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
The Travelex inside the HSBC is pretty good. But last time I shop around I found the ANZ (in basement) deal better and I’m a ANZ customer.
Cheers
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
You are welcome Bro,
The problem is, there ain't that many natural Double D Cups around at the moment, since the Golden Hands Nina from Bella's old Blossom has disappeared, she definitely has the pair of most firm, perfectly shaped Double D Cups I have seen for a long time. Some decent sizes E, F, G Cups are available and I am working my ways around them or should I say in between them to be exact....................haha
Cheers
Pleasure’s all mine - keep em ducktales coming brah brah !Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
I’m working on a Tinder bumble Instagram after review template.
I’ll post it here once draft completed for review and critical comment.
In the meantime if anyone has any suggestions, to see included bring them forward
Ducktales are the best brah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dettol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p1I2HqXIMRo
Do not fret the Sydney NewbyQuote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
Anonymity is our business here…
The template just a pro forma perhaps to set out a few of the punt basics
who the Tinder punt was, nationality any particular notable physical attributes or intellectual
I think perhaps also for those reading with curiosity and commenting and who have already decided , you are a sub 30-year-old full head of hair gym buff body, With Aqualine nose and chiselled but yet boyish features. I’d suggest also a basic bio description of yourself without any clear means for self incrimination. example , I’ve already in a previous post above for example done that to some extent about myself.
Though as a recent reader, of your fisting still interested in the size of your balled fist - so. Could implement a general rating for the various appendages
Petit
Average
Abnormal
Just a suggestion
Could include the usual - DFK DATY BBBJ BBFS Tattooed piercings etc
Should have the app in which the connection was made
Date year etc Of first connection, whether it was a super like, or whether the woman made the first move or you
Perhaps could include typical opening gambit , that first critical bit of banter before you flatline
And then of course move to the general description and flow of the evening day or other events as how they occurred
Also of course be great to include cheese platter cured meats olive selections and if cooking detailed recipes on how to and of course the critical beverage wine pairing
Same if eating out
For instance have had a hankering to start cooking from my dear mums Margaret Fulton cookbook And trot out a few classics ...so might implement a series of classic 70s dishes as part of my online repartee and quickwitted banter
As an aside , a review is written and will include descriptions of the WL/ML rarely if at all do we get a sense of who the punter was is
There are exceptions here on this forum who do disclose age or physique in passing . But it would be interesting to an extent to match the derring do and YMMV against some sense of who the punter is . Just a mid pho thought
However Sydney Newby as stated above You’re privacy of course is paramount and you would be no more exposed for identifiable than you already are
pps ..’trolls ? that’s only magical reality / fantasy genre .
So best if not wanting persecution and ending in certain medication .. stop those thoughts and leave the hunting of any, to those with magical resolve .
The way your beta qualities shine through, I might be able to help you if I wanted to LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
Know that these girls reject you for a reason and there are actually ways to help you be better with them, but impressing random men online sure as shit isn’t one of them brah, sorry !! :D
George st SydneyQuote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
Just a tip N_S. Ignore those that add nothing to the forum. You are just clogging up this thread with drivel and replies that makes the thread unreadable. Its also looks like you crave attention, even from trolls. Makes you seem like a weak attention seeker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
The heart breakers I know, radiate self confidence, and wouldnt even acknowledge less supreme individuals
If you truly are the alpha male you project, its a little unsettling to see you pander or even acknowledge those, who add no value here.
You are lowering yourself to their level. This is basic stuff.
Reply to people who add value to the forum and leave the others to stew in their irrelevance alone
A great white shark doesnt notice a tadpole. Its too busy feasting on life
So ignore
Im in my early 30s mate. You're forgivenQuote:
Originally Posted by Newbie_Sydney
Its refreshing to see a new member with some IQ, maybe not EQ, thats a joke
Gets tiring reading the same basic questions every week 'Im in love with my ML' by people who dont read posts as recently as a week ago, with the same info
The forum as a whole has the memory of a goldfish, but is still entertaining.
Many great contributors here
I wont comment again, its just that your thread keeps getting bumped up !
A dude bragging about his Tinder conquests on a punting Forum may seem out of place at first sight. But is it?
And let's be clear it is clearly just bragging even though he tries to disguise it as questions, seeking info etc.
But bragging is OK. This forum is full of bragging - bragging is the homosapien male* condition.
I mean if dudes can brag non-stop about fucks they paid for then surely dudes can brag non-stop about fucks they didn't pay for.
It is a General Section so almost anything goes.
I mean we have a Sports thread which has nothing to do with punting, so why not a Tinder thread.
All good.
Enjoy!
*actually maybe bragging is not just confined to male homosapiens. Maybe it's all males regardless of species..
I mean all those crows, lions, dogs, hyenas, dolphins vocalising - maybe it's just dudes bragging about some chick/sow/bitch/hen/jenny/vixen they fucked ... who the fuck knows anything anymore ...