It’s much better than having an affair!
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It’s much better than having an affair!
Depends on what image you want to cultivate for yourself and how old / experienced you are in life. If you want a squeaky clean choir boy image, yeah maybe you have to worry about being caught.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwx
Or if you're a young man (20 - 30 yrs), you might still be in that stage of your life where you still haven't realised that you live your life for yourself, not for your well-meaning relos. In this state, even punting won't help you cos you'll always be under someone's thumb... Wife, next wife, boss, in-laws, etc.
Easier to ask for forgiveness then for permission is one corporate rule I work with.
but that seems to apply for this scenario too...
And make sure the girls don’t spray any smelly stuff in the room. That stuff lingers in the air and ends up leaving smells on your shirt or jacket.Quote:
Originally Posted by TangoEcho
The professional establishments make sure the girls don’t wear perfume and the soap in the showers are scent free, exactly for this reason
Wow! Did your inlaws actually physically come accross you? Or they saw you and you didn't see them? If so did you greet each other or act as if you didn't see them? Sorry for all the questions, just one more...what excuses if any did you tell your wife?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nelly69
The moral of the story is, make sure you only punt at establishments with discreet entries and not in your local neighbourhood! Pity as there are 2 great shops near me that don’t meet those requirements!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nelly69
I have lived and worked in the same suburb for many years...i can count atleast 10 FS and RnT places within easy walking distance that I know of. And have never been to one of them. Get so tempted when you read a good review. Can anyone guess which suburb?Quote:
Originally Posted by Max69hard2
Easiest way to solve this problem if you need to return home to a significant other?Quote:
Originally Posted by Max69hard2
Stop by the servo to put petrol in your car and "accidentally" get some on yourself.
Not to the point where you're soaked in it, just a small bit on your hand and then dab a tiny bit on your neck.
That way when you turn up home and the other half goes to greet you, she can smell the petrol and your excuse is that you overfilled the tank.
Naturally if you do this too frequently, she'll become very suss.
Otherwise in this day and age of Covid and hand sanitizer, rub some of that stuff on yourself, the alcohol tends to take away other scents on your skin and you just end up smelling like hand sanitizer.
Y'all can thank me later!
The hand sanitiser trick would work a treat... thanks for that suggestion.
The petrol idea, whilst good in concept, as you mentioned would be difficult to explain if every week you came home smelling like a dirty oil rag when you work in a corporate job! Depends how frequently you punt I guess.
Well, if you're a smoker or a drinker, having a ciggie or a beer (or two) before stepping in the door also works to mask the smell.
Good reason to take up smoking or drink and drive.Quote:
Originally Posted by booty_duty
Nothing worse than a WL smoking in the room and you left with your clothes reeking of ciggies. A sure fire way to get caught - I’ve had to use the excuse that I met colleagues for drinks after work!
A ml I used to see would leave me covered in her perfume, I loved it, and still every time I smell that perfume I think of her..Quote:
Originally Posted by Max69hard2
I am separated though so really makes no difference to me. The mums at my daughter's school at the time started making rumours though because they must have smelled the perfume and it was the same brand that one of the other mothers wore. Like she's the only woman on earth wearing Chanel...
Women's sense of smell tends to be a lot better, always bare that in mind too.
So did you take that as an opportunity to hit on the other mother??Quote:
Originally Posted by asiafever
Haha nah I didn't, our kids were best friends and are still close even though at different schools, so I didn't want to shit on my own doorstep like that... But she was/is a cutie...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max69hard2
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Sorry to hear that mate but from what it sounds like on your original post, it seems that you're missing love and the emotional intimacy - the sexually frustrated side of it is just a byproduct of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jsmith8888
Without being a marriage counselor (is that something you've looked into?) I think what you need to do is think about what initially ignited the spark with the other half and try to rekindle that to get it burning again instead of looking for replacement love in the wrong places.
Women are complicated beasts and often you'll find that it only takes a small gesture to reignite the desire, something as simple as serving her breakfast in bed or getting her a small gift even though it's not a special occasion.
All the best with it mate and hopefully it works out for you.
The thais tend to be very good with faces, and if you've been intimate with them they'll remember you forever.
But they are also very secretive about their job, and terrified of seeing customers out on the street, even more so if the customer is with his partner.
I used to go to alot of korean & thai nightclubs and saw a few WLs I recognised - they would run away lol.
Wearing a balaclava is what someone would do if they wanted to cover their face or identity from the person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuckhold3000
yeah, my inlaw was waiting outside when I came out, they saw my car parked out the front. Took photos and left.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlieM
I tried to make up excuses in my head of what I was doing walking out of that joint and my wife just came home and left. Fuckin Brutal. I thought I was being discreet... Well, at least I can punt without any guilt now.
Gotta be Surry Hills, every corner has a flashing open sign at night.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlieM
If you get into the habit of putting on perfume on yourself, you don't have to worry about WL/ML perfume lingering on you. I used to also keep a spare bottle in the car/work-bag and sprayed some on a few minutes before getting home.
Wait, so you wear ladies perfume?Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Why not I always have and still do.
Kenzo Flower, Le Eu De Issey, Bulgari Blue, Marc Jacobs Lola and Daisy, JPG Femme are some of my favorites. Perfumes last longer on the body than colognes and the girls love the smell, I've had numerous compliments from ladies from all walks of life on how good I smell.
Unfortunately the one which got the most comments isn't made anymore Boucheron Jaipur, a specialty fragrance shop used to bring it in from France for me.
I think he meant using men cologne to drown out the smell of the ladies perfume.Quote:
Originally Posted by asiafever
TBH i've never really had that problem. Majority of the girls i've seen have very faint perfume. At times the massage oil can be quite strong smelling
First bit of good advice on this whole thread.......................Quote:
Originally Posted by booty_duty